Warning: Contains utter randomness and OOC! I do not own Pokemon, but I do own the responsibility of making you laugh or hate this story!
May 28th, 1998
Ash and gang had just finished the battle of Cerulean City.
"You know, that was a pretty fun battle until Team Rocket came around," said Misty. "I wonder if we can have them arrested for stalking a group of kids."
"I'm not a kid!" said Brock defensively.
"Yeah, those guys are loonies," said Ash. "I need to go to the Pokemon Center and the market."
The gang went to the said locations and Ash bought 27 Pokeballs.
"Well, there goes all my savings," said Ash, obviously not caring too much. "I guess I should've told mom to save some when she contacted me on the PokeGear."
"You dummy, do you honestly think you're gonna catch 27 Pokemon anytime soon?" said Misty.
"Or maybe a couple of rare ones that take multiple tries," added Ash.
"See, there's an idea," said Brock. "At least he's thinking...sorta."
"Where do you wanna go now?" said Ash.
"Let's go to the lighthouse on Route 25. I hear it's beautiful and there are bound to be beautiful girls there," said Brock.
"Uh...okay," agreed Ash. Ash and the gang went north to Nugget Bridge. It took over 2 hours for him to beat all 5 trainers. Ash pointed to a patch of grass that was on a separate "peninsula" and it looked like a bug trainer.
"Damn, you suck at battling," commented Brock.
"Tell me about it," said Misty. "I've been with him a week before you came along."
"Hey, I'm still getting the hang of this, so chill out!" said Ash. "Let's go battle that guy." They walked over to that area and Ash was a footstep out of the guy's view.
"Wait a minute, guys, I need to rest my Pokemon," he said. "Pidgeotto, fly us back to Cerulean City!" Ash and gang took a step forward and were within view of the bug catcher.
"Hey! What the *beep* are you doing?!" shouted the guy. Ash, Misty, and Brock combined their 280 pounds and stood on Pidgeotto's back. They began singing the '60s song "Magic Carpet Ride" as they were flying. They finally arrived to the Pokemon Center. Ash walked up to Nurse Joy and she said,
"Sorry, I can't heal your Pokemon right now. My supervisor told me not to in this situation."
"Uh...what?" said Ash. Nurse Joy said nothing else.
"Let's just leave already," said Brock. Misty and Ash agreed. They took their sweet time and went up the Nugget Bridge again and a trainer with a Slowpoke battled Ash. Ash won, of course, and he decided to go back to the Pokemon Center while riding on Pidgeotto.
"Hey!" said a female. It was Officer Jenny. "Do you have the Thunder badge?"
"Uh, no?" said Ash. "Why?"
"You can't fly without it, but I'm issuing you a warning," she said. "Have a nice day!" She got on her motorcycle and went to Dunkin' Donuts.
"Weird," said Ash. Ash healed his Pokemon and they went to the Nugget Bridge again.
"Tee hee hee," said a shrilly voice. "Seems like you activated me. Let's play!"
"What is going on?!" shouted Ash.