The Gandalf Address
an: Sorry it's been like forever since my last update my how times flies. Anyway, the old rules still apply for this chapter.
Facing Aragorn was something of a challenge after that, but I knew that if I was going to root out the mystery of these six males in babeland I was going to have to swallow my alleged pride and do just that. I decided against the sexy corset and settled on the more sensible combination of a pair of low-cut jeans and tee shirt. Damn why was every single thing I owned revealing? Stupid weight loss. I managed to enter the living room with a minimum of falling on my butt which was good, but when I got there Gimli winked at me, which was bad. Remind me to bop the little shrimp on the head next time he drops that ax of his. Soon the girls had joined us and were asked by Gandalf to sit on the sofa, by the way he said it I knew he meant business. I also knew that if I didn't join them super fast, he would clam up. So I did. He cleared his throat and we waited. Finally after sometime he addressed us.
"I imagine you are all wondering why it is that we came here to your world."
"Yeah we're also wondering why you used the words 'your world'." I said, trying to sound brave.
"We come here to collect an artifact of great power and importance, and we need your help retrieving it."
At this Aragorn leaped to his feet and cursed at Gandalf in some foreign language. Gandalf responded and although he didn't look happy Aragorn no longer interrupted.
"It is a great Green stone, round and large, can you tell me if you've seen anything like it?"
We thought for a while and deliberated amongst ourselves but none of us had remembered seeing anything that sounded like that. Gandalf was sort of upset by this, but the others were relieved for some reason. Especially Frodo. The way he held Rachel's hand it was no wonder. Something was fast growing between them, something beautiful and strange.
an: Sorry it's been like forever since my last update my how times flies. Anyway, the old rules still apply for this chapter.
Facing Aragorn was something of a challenge after that, but I knew that if I was going to root out the mystery of these six males in babeland I was going to have to swallow my alleged pride and do just that. I decided against the sexy corset and settled on the more sensible combination of a pair of low-cut jeans and tee shirt. Damn why was every single thing I owned revealing? Stupid weight loss. I managed to enter the living room with a minimum of falling on my butt which was good, but when I got there Gimli winked at me, which was bad. Remind me to bop the little shrimp on the head next time he drops that ax of his. Soon the girls had joined us and were asked by Gandalf to sit on the sofa, by the way he said it I knew he meant business. I also knew that if I didn't join them super fast, he would clam up. So I did. He cleared his throat and we waited. Finally after sometime he addressed us.
"I imagine you are all wondering why it is that we came here to your world."
"Yeah we're also wondering why you used the words 'your world'." I said, trying to sound brave.
"We come here to collect an artifact of great power and importance, and we need your help retrieving it."
At this Aragorn leaped to his feet and cursed at Gandalf in some foreign language. Gandalf responded and although he didn't look happy Aragorn no longer interrupted.
"It is a great Green stone, round and large, can you tell me if you've seen anything like it?"
We thought for a while and deliberated amongst ourselves but none of us had remembered seeing anything that sounded like that. Gandalf was sort of upset by this, but the others were relieved for some reason. Especially Frodo. The way he held Rachel's hand it was no wonder. Something was fast growing between them, something beautiful and strange.