A/N I'm SOOOOOO glad people reviewed!! I think this chapter will be
better and funnier.
Disclaimer: Once again I don't own lotr if I did then I wouldn't be writing this.
Chapter two: The Young and the Hopeless
After going past a few trees they came to the other fellowship members. 'Legolas! Be still my heart', Abby thought dreamily. The fellowship had taken a break from a few days of non-stop walking. They turned their heads when they saw Abby. " Who is this Aragorn?" Gandalf spoke.
While Aragorn was explaining why a 14 year old girl was with him, Abby was gazing at Legolas with a dreamy look in her hazel eyes. Legolas was listening to Aragorn when he felt someone grab his arm. He jumped when he saw the girl hugging his arm. " What are you doing?" He asked calmly. " I always wondered what you felt like and what you..." she started sniffing his tunic. "G-get off of me!" He screamed and snatched his arm away. The whole fellowship was staring at him. "Legolas that's not how you treat a lady! "Said Aragorn. "But-" he started to say but was cut off by Boromir, "I think we have rested enough,". " Yes we must keep going," Gandalf said in agreement. They gathered their things and started walking. Abby grabbed Legolas's arm again. Not wanting to cause a scene again he whispered quietly, "Would you let go of my arm, I don't even know you." "Oh my name is Abby and no I won't let go ever! ever! ever! EVER!!!!!!" While Abby was saying that, he slipped his arm out of her grip and was now at the head of the fellowship with Gandalf. "Shit! Oh well I'll go talk to someone else for now." She went up to Boromir. " Hi my name is Abby what's yours?" Although she already knew. " Boromir" he responded.
"LAFFY TAFFY!!!!!!!!!!!", she blurted out startling Boromir. "Excuse me?! " He sounded rather offended.
" I named a piece of laffy taffy after you. Man was I high off of sugar that day!" She laughed, as her memories flooded back to her...
Abby screamed with laughter while stuffing her face with laffy taffy. She was watching an episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.
SpongeBob: Patrick your genius is showing.
Patrick: * covers up pants area* Huh? Where?!
She was bawling with laughter now, "AAHAAA HA HAAAAA!" And fell off her couch, rolling on the floor. She grabbed the laffy taffy bag and pulled out a yellow one. "Eew! Banana flavor! I don't like you; I'll name you Boromir."
" I think I'll go, uh, walk over there," Boromir stated and went to Aragorn. Abby was all alone now. She combed her light brown hair with her fingers and sighed. ' Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me?' she thought sadly.
~~~***~~~~
The fellowship stopped for a short break at this place that had alot of big rocks. Abby had been complaining the whole time saying " I'm tired", "My feet hurt", "Can we stop now?", " My ass hurts" over and over again. The fellowship have never seen a lady act or say things like that and tried their best to ignore her.
Boromir was teaching Merry and Pippin how to use a sword with Aragorn watching, smoking a pipe.
Abby saw Sam get out a pan and started making something. She walked over to him. "Whatchya cookin'?" she asked curiously. " Oh just frien' some bacon and sausages" he replied. " Ohhhh.... can I have a piece?" She reached for a piece of bacon. Sam slapped her hand with a fork. " It's not ready yet!" "But I'm hungry now!" "You'll just have to wait." "Stupid fat hobbit" she mumbled. Abby waited impaitiently for about only 30 seconds. "There it's done." "FINALLY! What took so long?!" Sam scooped some up, put it on a plate and sat next to Frodo. Abby helped herself to the rest when she heard Sam say, " What's that?". She looked up at the sky knowing what was going to happen. " Nothing. It's just a wisp of cloud." Gimli said. "It's moving fast, against the wind." said Boromir. "Crebain from Dunland!" Legolas exclaimed. "Hide!" Aragorn yelled.
They quickly gathered there things and hid. Abby followed Legolas to his hiding place. She laid down next to him and wrapped her arms around him. He was to busy trying to keep hidden to notice. When the birds left he did notice and pulled her off himself. " Would you stop!"
She looked down, "Sorry" she said. Then Gandalf said as he came out behind a rock, "Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched. We must take the Pass of Caradhras." " Oh no, not the snowy mountain place," Abby groaned.
A/N Well I hope you like it. I stayed up past 2 o'clock typing it ya know! Next chapter should be up soon! Please review ^-^
Disclaimer: Once again I don't own lotr if I did then I wouldn't be writing this.
Chapter two: The Young and the Hopeless
After going past a few trees they came to the other fellowship members. 'Legolas! Be still my heart', Abby thought dreamily. The fellowship had taken a break from a few days of non-stop walking. They turned their heads when they saw Abby. " Who is this Aragorn?" Gandalf spoke.
While Aragorn was explaining why a 14 year old girl was with him, Abby was gazing at Legolas with a dreamy look in her hazel eyes. Legolas was listening to Aragorn when he felt someone grab his arm. He jumped when he saw the girl hugging his arm. " What are you doing?" He asked calmly. " I always wondered what you felt like and what you..." she started sniffing his tunic. "G-get off of me!" He screamed and snatched his arm away. The whole fellowship was staring at him. "Legolas that's not how you treat a lady! "Said Aragorn. "But-" he started to say but was cut off by Boromir, "I think we have rested enough,". " Yes we must keep going," Gandalf said in agreement. They gathered their things and started walking. Abby grabbed Legolas's arm again. Not wanting to cause a scene again he whispered quietly, "Would you let go of my arm, I don't even know you." "Oh my name is Abby and no I won't let go ever! ever! ever! EVER!!!!!!" While Abby was saying that, he slipped his arm out of her grip and was now at the head of the fellowship with Gandalf. "Shit! Oh well I'll go talk to someone else for now." She went up to Boromir. " Hi my name is Abby what's yours?" Although she already knew. " Boromir" he responded.
"LAFFY TAFFY!!!!!!!!!!!", she blurted out startling Boromir. "Excuse me?! " He sounded rather offended.
" I named a piece of laffy taffy after you. Man was I high off of sugar that day!" She laughed, as her memories flooded back to her...
Abby screamed with laughter while stuffing her face with laffy taffy. She was watching an episode of SpongeBob Squarepants.
SpongeBob: Patrick your genius is showing.
Patrick: * covers up pants area* Huh? Where?!
She was bawling with laughter now, "AAHAAA HA HAAAAA!" And fell off her couch, rolling on the floor. She grabbed the laffy taffy bag and pulled out a yellow one. "Eew! Banana flavor! I don't like you; I'll name you Boromir."
" I think I'll go, uh, walk over there," Boromir stated and went to Aragorn. Abby was all alone now. She combed her light brown hair with her fingers and sighed. ' Why doesn't anyone want to talk to me?' she thought sadly.
~~~***~~~~
The fellowship stopped for a short break at this place that had alot of big rocks. Abby had been complaining the whole time saying " I'm tired", "My feet hurt", "Can we stop now?", " My ass hurts" over and over again. The fellowship have never seen a lady act or say things like that and tried their best to ignore her.
Boromir was teaching Merry and Pippin how to use a sword with Aragorn watching, smoking a pipe.
Abby saw Sam get out a pan and started making something. She walked over to him. "Whatchya cookin'?" she asked curiously. " Oh just frien' some bacon and sausages" he replied. " Ohhhh.... can I have a piece?" She reached for a piece of bacon. Sam slapped her hand with a fork. " It's not ready yet!" "But I'm hungry now!" "You'll just have to wait." "Stupid fat hobbit" she mumbled. Abby waited impaitiently for about only 30 seconds. "There it's done." "FINALLY! What took so long?!" Sam scooped some up, put it on a plate and sat next to Frodo. Abby helped herself to the rest when she heard Sam say, " What's that?". She looked up at the sky knowing what was going to happen. " Nothing. It's just a wisp of cloud." Gimli said. "It's moving fast, against the wind." said Boromir. "Crebain from Dunland!" Legolas exclaimed. "Hide!" Aragorn yelled.
They quickly gathered there things and hid. Abby followed Legolas to his hiding place. She laid down next to him and wrapped her arms around him. He was to busy trying to keep hidden to notice. When the birds left he did notice and pulled her off himself. " Would you stop!"
She looked down, "Sorry" she said. Then Gandalf said as he came out behind a rock, "Spies of Saruman. The passage south is being watched. We must take the Pass of Caradhras." " Oh no, not the snowy mountain place," Abby groaned.
A/N Well I hope you like it. I stayed up past 2 o'clock typing it ya know! Next chapter should be up soon! Please review ^-^