Hiei: Burn the story now.

Kurama: Now Hiei it is quite funny.

Hiei: Not the part of me getting an afro or the part where my afro

Seri: *covers Hiei's mouth before he could finish* Dont give away this chapter.

Kurama: *reads chappie 2 script* Oh my. Poor Hiei.

Seri: The name of my other fic.^^ Go read it go on shoo shoo read that one.

Kurama: We were forced to dress like girls.

Seri: I loved making that one.

Hiei: Dont get off the subject here!!!!

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Chapter Two: Hiei's afro can.........

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Hiei stares in the mirror and sees his afro move. He throws water into his eyes and still thinks he saw his afro move.

Noise: Hey pal....

Hiei: What the? Im alone. Who said that.

Noise: Look in the mirror.

He does what the noise said.

Hiei: AAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Holy fuck!!!!! My afro is alive.

Afro: Yeah I can talk and move. Thats why you cant get id of me.

Hiei: I know how Vampire Hunter D feels.

Afro: Hey that hand is annoying. Im not.

Hiei: Oh really? You're annoying me already. Can you please leave.

Afro: Im your normal hair. The lightning gave me the power to talk. I aint going no where.

Hiei: One day you will!

Afro: Wont.

Hiei: Will.Damn it! Your annoying m evn more.

Afro: Hey I aint the one talking to his afro.

Hiei: Because you are the afro. Do you have a brain.

Afro: I can talk cant I? We have a genius on our hands.

Hiei: When I go place can you like not talk?

Afro: Ill talk if I want to.

Hiei: A talking afro? I hate the human world.

Afro: The babes are fine though.

Hiei: Great my afro is also a playboy?

Afro: You bet. Lets look for hot babes.

Hiei: No. Im going to the magic shop and finding a spell.

Afro: You mother fucking idiot!!! There is no such spell that can get rid of an afro!!!!!

Hiei: Shut up.*punches hair* Ow.

Afro: I am also you. What you think I think. Thats why I have a brain. And if you try to hit me, you'll end up hurting yourself.

Hiei: How come I aint see no mouth? You only move.

Afro: Check this moron.

All of a sudden you see an afro on Hiei's head with eyes and a mouth.

Hiei: Hn. Loser cant smeel.

Afro: I can use your own nose.

Hiei: You cant go to the bathroom can you?

Afro: Well actually......

Hiei: O.O I. am. so.screwed.

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Seri: *laughing so hard starts to cry*

Kurama: Your.....afro...can talk!????

Hiei: Bitch. Good thing its only a story.

Seri: Oh yeah?

Hiei: Shit.