A/N - Okay, I know, I know. What are you doing creating another new story you dingbat?! Well, I had the idea for this pairing stuck in my head and I couldn't resist. I just had to write it. And this is what happened as a result.

Anyways, this WILL be a harem fic, and Naruto will be defecting to go to Otogakure with Orika (Fem. Orochimaru). I've taken the liberty of genderbending a number of characters, such as those from Otogakure.

Anywho, I really liked this idea and it just stuck with me. So I really hope you enjoy it too. Now read on and enjoy!

Chapter 1 – Desire

She had watched him for years, ever since he was born. Naruto Uzumaki, child of Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki. The Yellow Flash and Fourth Hokage of Konohagakure, and the Red Death herself. Orika knew that the boy had the potential to be something great…but she also knew that the village would restrict him, make him weak. As soon as it was revealed that he was the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko, they would scorn him, mistreat him, perhaps even attempt to take his life. She couldn't have that, not when he was so special.

So, Orika had her spies within Konoha work to keep young Naruto safe from harm. Of course, they had yet to reveal themselves to him as her agents, but those were simply minor details. Orika had instructed her right-hand woman, one Kiriko Yakushi, to act as Naruto's personal doctor. This way, she could have Kiriko subtly plant ideas into Naruto's head. One such idea was to question everything he knew, including the Hokage's supposed 'friendship'. She wanted him to become suspicious of everyone around him so that one day…he could be hers.

You see, Orika was one of the three legendary Sannin. She was known as the Snake Sage and was quite arguably the strongest of the three, though others would argue that Jiraiya or Tsunade were the stronger of the trio. All-in-all, it was simply a matter of opinion and it didn't truly matter to the powerful woman. She had been chased out of Konohagakure for performing illegal experiments on people, but that was only part of the truth. Danzo had gone behind Hiruzen's back and had 'convinced' her to start these horrible experiments as a way to benefit Konoha as a whole…or rather himself. And for a time, she played along with the old fool, because their interests coincided with one another. Until the day they didn't.

Danzo had attempted to 'persuade' her to use her research to grant him certain powers that were never meant to be used by the likes of the old cripple. Orika had declined and, as a result, Danzo had let it slip to Hiruzen that she was performing horrendous experiments in an attempt for immortality or some such bullshit. So she really had no choice but to flee in the end.

But again, those are merely details that did not matter in the long run. What did matter to Orika was her precious Naruto-kun. For her plan to work, she had to ensure his loyalty to the village was far from absolute, like Hiruzen and Danzo would most likely try to instill in the young boy. And try they did. Subtle brainwashing techniques to try and coerce him into giving his loyalty to the village and to either of the old men. Though, plans have a funny way of derailing once they are set into motion. As the old saying goes: whatever can go wrong, will go wrong.

While her agents within Konoha kept tabs on Naruto and subtly turned him against Konohagakure, Orika had formed her own hidden village deep within the Land of Rice Fields. At first, she had considered convincing the daimyo to change the name of the country to match the name of her hidden village, but she had decided against doing so. She had named this hidden village Otogakure and had recruited only the best shinobi she could gather. Orika had one subordinate that had dedicated absolutely everything to her, a young woman by the name of Kimiko Kaguya, the last of the Kaguya clan. Unfortunately, she had a deadly disease that was slowly killing her. Orika had promised her that she would find a cure for the kindhearted Kaguya, but so far she had not had any luck. If she could find Tsunade and convince her to help her, then she was sure Kimiko could be saved.

Now that she thought about it, she realized that Kimiko might actually make a good present for Naruto-kun. Humming in thought, she nodded to herself and decided that she would make finding Tsunade one of her top priorities. After all, Naruto deserved to be happy, and what better gift to him than a beautiful woman?

Again, none of that mattered at the moment. No, the Chunin Exams were in progress now, taking place in Konohagakure this year. She had plans, big ones, but in order to pull them off, she'd have to time everything right and make everything work out just perfectly. In order to distract them from her true goal, she planned to mark one Sasuke Uchiha with a curse seal, the same kind she had given to her previous pupil: Anko Mitarashi. Anko was still furious with her for abandoning her the way she did, but Orika did what she did for a reason. Anko's loyalty was to the village of Konohagakure and she found that she could not sway her loyalty away from the blasted village.

Orika had a few plans in the works that would take place during the Exams. The primary goal was to get in contact with Naruto and talk with him for a time. She needed to try and convince him to leave the village with her. If she promised him training that nobody else was giving him, as well as companionship and perhaps a little something more, she was certain he'd take the bait. Kiriko had informed her that Naruto was lonely, extremely so. He had no friends and no loved ones. The only person he truly talked to these days was Kiriko and Orika's other agents in the village. He couldn't bring himself to trust anyone else, no matter how kind they seemed at first.

Sure enough, Naruto had been placed on the new Team 7 under the leadership of Kakashi Hatake. His teammates were Sasuke Uchiha and Sakura Haruno. Sasuke was as arrogant as they came and thought way too highly of himself. Everything she had heard about the boy irritated her to no end, and the abuse he put Naruto through infuriated her to no end. She loathed the boy and wanted more than almost anything to kill the wretched little brat. But no, that would not end well for her, so she decided to go with an alternate plan and use him as a distraction.

Sakura Haruno was another problem. She was a diehard Uchiha fangirl. Naruto would try to be nice to her whenever Sasuke ignored her or said something rude and she'd hit him for it. Now Sakura? Sakura, Orika would kill and take great pleasure in doing so.

Then there was Kakashi. Kakashi was a lazy prick that completely ignored Naruto and Sakura in favor of training the rotten Uchiha. If Naruto hadn't been receiving training from her agents, chances are he would have died already while on missions outside of the village. From what she had gathered from her agents, Kakashi loathed Naruto, blaming him for his sensei's death, no matter how stupid that was.

Thinking on Naruto's fellow graduates, she realized that very few of them genuinely cared for Naruto. Actually, she could only name one that actually gave a damn about him. Hinata Hyuga. However, she was far too shy and insecure to actually approach him or say so much as a single word to him in greeting. The others were either apathetic towards him, didn't care about him, or treated him like shit. As for their sensei, she realized that Kurenai disapproved of Hinata's crush on the boy. Kurenai felt that Naruto was nothing more than a troublemaker and a danger to her favorite student. Asuma, on the other hand, just didn't care one way or another about her lovable blonde.

For 17 years, Naruto had been all alone in the village with the only real positive communication being with her agents. Once she had him safely back in her village, he'd never be alone again. He would be loved, cherished, hell, she'd make sure he was worshipped like a god if need be!

For now, Orika had entered the village, disguised as the Jonin sensei for the Genin team she had entered into the Exams this time around. The team consisted of two boys named Dosu Kinuta and Zaku Abumi, and a lone girl by the name of Kin Tsuchi. They were skilled enough to get through to the final stage of the Exams if need be, but she had another purpose in mind for them. In fact, now that she thought on it, she might just give Kin to Naruto as well. He deserved to feel loved, and she was going to give him all the love he deserved and then some.

At the moment, she had snuck into the Forest of Death where the second stage of the Exams was taking place. She had followed Team 7 for a time, waiting for the right moment to make her move. When Naruto separated from the others to 'take a leak', much to Sakura's disgust, she struck. Using the Great Breakthrough Technique, she sent Sasuke and Sakura flying away, deeper into the forest where they hit a couple of trees hard enough to knock them out. She would deal with them in a moment.

Appearing in front of Naruto, Orika smiled at him and revealed her true self to him. "Hello Naruto-kun. We finally get to meet, face-to-face. Admit it, you knew I was following you all along, didn't you?"

Naruto shrugged and looked her in the eyes apathetically. "And if I did? Who are you, anyway? I get the feeling you wanted to get me alone."

Orika giggled for a moment before sauntering closer to him. Upon reaching him, she reached up and placed a tender hand upon his cheek. "Naruto-kun, I'm the woman Kiriko-chan told you about. I'm Orika of the Sannin. I've come for you. I want to get you out of this village and back home with me. These people don't treat you well. I can tell you everything you've ever wanted to know. I can give you whatever you desire. I'll even train you personally to tap into all that wonderful potential you have just waiting to come out. Just come with me, Naruto-kun, and you'll never have to be alone or abused again."

Naruto sighed and closed his eyes, letting himself think over everything for a time. "The Hokage won't just let me leave. I'm not saying no, but we'll need some kind of plan to get me the hell out of here. Kiriko-chan's been good to me, and I appreciate the company. And…I know the Hokage has lied to me all my life. If it wasn't for Kiriko-chan telling me about my burden, Mizuki very well could have killed me when he revealed the secret in his own, warped way. He wanted to defect and join you. Do you know that?"

Hearing this, Orika sighed and shook her head in disappointment. "I would never have accepted someone like that in my ranks. Especially not when he tried to frame and then kill you, my darling Naruto-kun."

"I kind of figured as much." Naruto said with a shrug. "Anyways, I suppose you've got some kind of plan to get me the hell out of here? 'Cause I'll tell you right now, I'm more than willing to get the hell out of this place. I hate it here, I hate the Hokage, I hate the people, I hate everything about this cesspool of a village. I'd love to see it burn. Hell, I'd love to be the one to raze the village to the ground. Right now though, without the proper training and guidance? I know I can't do shit. Though, before I agree to join you, I want to know one thing. Who are my parents?"

Orika frowned sadly and said, "Since it's important for you to know, I'll tell you. But you need to keep your temper under control, okay Naruto-kun?" Seeing him nod in understanding, she began to gently stroke his whisker marks as she said, "Your mother was a beautiful woman known as Kushina Uzumaki, otherwise known as the Red Death. I'll explain more about her and your clan later. As for your father…he was the Fourth Hokage, the Yellow Flash himself, Minato Namikaze."

Clenching his fists tight, Naruto did his absolute best to keep control so his chakra didn't spike wildly from the absolute fury he felt right now. Taking a few deep breaths to steady himself, he said, "Thank you. I assume they left some kind of inheritance for me, just in case they passed away?"

Orika nodded and said, "I already have Kiriko and my other agents working on getting everything for you. Of course, in order to access your parents' home, we'll need some of your blood. There's still time, however." Wrapping her arms around Naruto, she pulled him close so their bodies were pressed against one another. "Naruto-kun, I have a plan. I want you to trust in me, okay? Everything will be explained soon, I promise. For now, I need you to continue to act as if we had never met. I'm going to mark Sasuke Uchiha with a curse seal. This will serve as a distraction from my main goal: extracting you from this horrible village. I'll speak with you again soon. Just…wait for me, okay?"

Before Naruto could say a word, Orika pressed her lips to his, probing his mouth with her tongue. Slowly, he began to return her kiss, relishing in the warm feeling he got from this kind of contact. When they separated, he looked her in the eyes, somewhat astonished at what had just happened. After a few brief moments, he kissed her again, his hands slowly trailing up under her shirt. When he began to massage her breasts, she let out a husky moan into their kiss. He could feel his arousal, and so could she, considering they were pressed against one another.

Breaking apart again, they were both panting, barely able to control themselves. Before she realized it, Orika found her hand inside of Naruto's pants, massaging his hard-on. After a moment, however, she regained her senses and shook her head, retracting her hand. "N-Naruto-kun, we can't. Not here. Not now. There's simply not enough time. If…if you truly want to go through with this, then later. I promise. Right now, I need to mark Sasuke before I'm found by someone, such as Anko Mitarashi."

Naruto grunted, clearly annoyed that they couldn't just rut like animals in heat right now. He was hot and bothered dammit! Still… "I understand Orika-chan. Do what you have to do. I'll, erm…deal with this small problem."

Orika smirked at him before pecking him on the cheek. "Trust me, that's not what I'd call 'small'." she teased before she disappeared, leaving Naruto to stand there and deal with his problem.

Ugh. She's over twice my age and I want to fuck her brains out. She certainly doesn't look that old, though. I wonder how she's kept such a youthful appearance? Ah well, no time to think on that now. I need to deal with this problem of mine and meet up with my team. Damn I'm horny! he thought agitatedly as he began to whack off in an attempt to get his dick to go down. "Oh for fuck's sake, c'mon!"

Later

When Naruto finally caught up to his teammates, Orika had given Sasuke her curse seal and had long since vanished. When Sakura saw him, she glared at him and shouted, "Where the hell were you, Naruto-baka?! Look at what's happened to Sasuke-kun because you weren't here! What the fuck were you doing? Playing with yourself, I bet."

"Kami, do you EVER shut up Sakura? I swear, I'm so sick of hearing your voice I could scream. You and that asshole piss me off so much. Maybe, just maybe I was attacked too? Did you ever think about that? No, of course you didn't. All you ever think about in your little world is 'Sasuke-kun' this and 'Sasuke-kun' that. Here's your big chance. He's lying right there unconscious. You can free his dick and go for a nice ol' ride. I'll even go away and give you the privacy you need so you can fuck the shit out of him and get yourself nice and pregnant with little Uchiha babies." Naruto said angrily.

Sakura blushed from a mixture of embarrassment, anger, and, if he was detecting it right, arousal. Instead of snapping at Naruto, she looked at Sasuke and began to giggle pervertedly. Frowning in disgust, Naruto said, "If you're going to go through with it, I suggest we find someplace safer. Once we're safe, I'll let you do whatever you want to him. I just do not care anymore."

The pinkette snapped out of her fantasy-fueled desires and nodded once in understanding. Watching as her blonde teammate lifted Sasuke over his shoulder, she followed after him until they found the perfect spot to hide within a burrow under the roots of a rather large tree. Lying Sasuke down inside so he could rest, Naruto walked out into the clearing and began to set up traps. "Go ahead Sakura, do whatever you want to him. I'm not going to bother you, and I doubt anyone else will either."

Sakura began to giggle pervertedly as she helped Sasuke out of his pants. However, when she reached out and gripped Sasuke's package, she blinked at how small it was. "What…?" she asked aloud. "Maybe…?" Pumping it a few times, she saw that no matter how hard she tried, it wasn't getting hard. "What the hell?!"

Naruto sighed as he walked in and looked at her. "What's the problem now, Sakura?"

The pink-haired girl looked into his eyes in horror and said, "He's…so small. And he can't even get it up! It's like he has no sex drive! Is…is he impotent?!"

Naruto blinked a couple of times as he tried to process what he had just been told. "Huh, can't say I was expecting that. I'm not exactly surprised, but…still news to me." he said with a shrug. "What are you going to do?"

Sakura frowned deeply and slid Sasuke's pants back up into place. "Nothing now. If he's that small and he can't get it up, there's pretty much no way he can restore the Uchiha clan." Sighing, she shook her head and said, "As shallow as this may sound of me…I just can't be with him if we can't have children together. I want to be able to start a family with my loved one."

The blonde simply shrugged and said, "Maybe he just wasn't the one you were meant to be with, Sakura. No offense meant by that, I'm just trying to say that there's probably someone out there you were truly destined for. Someone you're meant to be happy with. And believe me when I say that you deserve to have some happiness. Yeah, you've treated me like shit, but you're not a bad person. At least I don't think so."

The pinkette sighed sadly and laid back on the ground, not even caring about all the dirt and the fact it was getting in her long, pink hair right now. "I'm sorry, Naruto. I should've been nicer to you. After all, you saved me from those bullies when we were younger. But I believed my parents when they said you were a monster, and so I either stayed away from you, ignored you, or worse…beat on you to impress 'Sasuke-kun'. But…you've never been a monster." Looking into his eyes, she asked, "You're the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi no Yoko…aren't you?"

Naruto's eyes widened slightly before he chuckled in slight amusement. "You've always been a smart one, Sakura-chan. Yes, I'm the jinchuriki of the Kyuubi. It was sealed within me from the moment of my birth…by my parents." he explained, deciding to extend the old olive branch and see if he could trust her with such information.

Sakura took a moment to process what he had just said. When she figured it out, her eyes widened and she asked, "Your father's the Fourth? Why would he doom you to such a horrible fate?"

The blonde sighed and shook his head. "I don't know. I have no way of knowing for sure. I just know that the entire village seems to blame me for what the fox did. They seem to think that I'm the Kyuubi, rather than its jailor. They've tried to kill me more than a few times. Sadly, you get kind of used to it after a while." he said with another shrug of his shoulders.

Sakura frowned sadly at him before she sat up and wrapped her arms around him. "I'm so, so sorry. I should never have listened to my parents. You were always so kind to me, Naruto-kun. In fact…to be perfectly honest with you…you were my first, real crush. Then…then all of that happened and I fell in with the crowd. I'm really, truly sorry."

Naruto hugged her close and gently ran his hand up and down her back. "It's fine, Sakura-chan. I forgive you. I'll be honest: I hate the village and its people. I hate living here. I hate the Hokage. I hate pretty much everything about Konoha. But…I never hated people like you and Hinata. I just couldn't bring myself to. If I didn't care about people, I wouldn't have saved the both of you from those bullies."

As Naruto sighed, Sakura looked searchingly into his eyes. After a moment, she asked, "Then why stay here? Why not run away somewhere where you can be loved and treated like a normal person? You deserve better than this, Naruto-kun."

The blonde looked into her eyes and asked, "If I tell you something…would you tell the Hokage? Or can you keep a secret?"

The pinkette frowned and shook her head. "If it has to do with you being abused here and finding a way to make things better for yourself, I'll keep your secret. I won't tell a soul."

Naruto closed his eyes and thought it over. He wasn't sure if he should trust her with such sensitive information yet. But at the same time, he didn't want to always be suspicious of everyone, despite Kiriko advising him that he should always be wary of people in the various Hidden Villages.

After a while, he sighed frustratedly before looking deep into Sakura's eyes. "Orika, the woman that attacked Sasuke, is going to help me escape the village. I'm leaving with her."

Sakura frowned slightly and asked, "Are you sure you can trust her? What if she tries to hurt you?"

Naruto shook his head and said, "I trust her. She's…been watching over me for a long, long time now. She's protected me from the shadows. I think she deserves my trust."

The pinkette nodded in understanding, though she still looked a bit hesitant. "If you're sure, I'll believe you. But…umm…"

"Hmm? What's the matter Sakura-chan?" Naruto questioned.

"Could you, erm…take me with you? I don't really have any friends here. And once my parents learn that I'm not going to chase after Sasuke anymore, they're likely to disown me for going against their wishes. You're pretty much the only person that really cares about me on any level. So…please take me with you?" Sakura pleaded.

Naruto blinked in astonishment, unable to comprehend what his teammate had just asked of him. "Umm…come again? Are you sure you want that? What about Ino? Or some of those other girls? What about the other rookies we graduated with?"

Sakura scowled and shook her head. "Ugh, don't even get me started. Ino's a bitch. We broke off our friendship to chase after Sasuke. Oh, I'll tell her all about Sasuke's impotence, but I doubt she'll listen. As for those other girls? They're even worse than she is. As for the other rookies? They don't view me as anything more than a pathetic fangirl. I'll admit, that's what I was, because I didn't take my training seriously AT ALL. But considering our sensei doesn't even ATTEMPT to teach us anything, I don't think that's entirely our fault, you know? I want to become a great kunoichi, and I can't do that if I'm stuck here, unable to learn a damn thing. You're going to get the best kind of training available from Orika, and I want in on it. Please try to convince her to take me with you. Please?"

Naruto took some time to think it over before he nodded in agreement. "Sure, Sakura-chan. I'll talk to her when I see her again. But…you have to promise never to hit me again or try to hurt me in any way. I don't think she'd take too kindly to that." he said with a sweatdrop. "I think I can convince her though. I don't know what her plan is to get me out of here, but I guarantee she'll be able to get us the hell out of here."

Sakura cheered before she grabbed both sides of Naruto's face and kissed him on the lips. "Thank you thank you thank you! You won't regret it, Naruto-kun!" Then they both realized what she had just done. Blushing badly, they backed away from one another. Sakura began to poke her fingers together shyly, just like Hinata usually did. "I-I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me."

Naruto chuckled softly and said, "I-It's fine, Sakura-chan. I didn't hate it. But…was that your first kiss? If it was, are you sure you wanted to give it to me like that?"

Sakura blushed deeper and nodded her head slowly. "I-It was. And…it's fine. If I was to give it to anyone, I'm glad it was with someone I trust. I could do more for you…if you wanted?"

Naruto blushed as well, but shook his head. "We…we really shouldn't, Sakura-chan. Sasuke's right there, and we're in the middle of what is essentially enemy territory. Something could happen at any time. We just wouldn't have enough time to, erm…have 'fun' together."

Sakura smirked saucily at him and said, "I can't help but notice how you didn't outright deny me. Essentially, you're saying that when we're alone and safe, you wouldn't mind having sex with me. Riiiight?"

Naruto felt like his head was turning so red it would burst. Unable to look Sakura in the eyes, he said, "M-Maybe…I don't know yet, okay? You're beautiful, and…well, it's not like I haven't thought about it before. Oh Kami this is awkward."

Sauntering towards him, she pressed herself against him and pressed her hand against his cheek. Leaning up, she captured his lips with hers before sliding a hand inside of his pants. When she felt his impressive tool, she grinned at him and said, "Oh yeah, this is exactly what a proper 'tool' should be like."

As Sakura began to massage his dick, Naruto let out a low moan before he pulled her in for another, passionate kiss. Afterwards, he pinned her to the ground and began to fondle her breasts, trying to be gentle with her. When she began to tug on his pants, he grunted and shook his head, breaking apart from her. "I…I want to dammit. But…but we can't. Dammit I want to. Fuck."

The pinkette frowned before pulling him in for another, passionate kiss. Afterwards, she looked into his eyes and said, "Don't fight it, Naruto-kun. Just let it happen."

"It's…it's not that, Sakura-chan. We have company. Dammit I want you. Fucking hell." Getting blue-balled twice in the span of a few fucking hours! Fuck my life goddammit! Naruto said and then thought angrily.

Sakura pouted before she stood up and readjusted her clothes. Looking at Naruto, she saw him doing the same, except he had a noticeable tent in his pants. Giggling a bit, she walked outside with him and looked towards the bushes dead ahead of them. "You can come out now. We know you're there." she said confidently.

Out of the bushes came the team of Oto Genin. When the two males on the team noticed Naruto's raging boner, Zaku shouted, "Oh man, what the hell?! The fuck were you doing that got you that…?! No, never mind! I do NOT want to know! Just…put that thing away or…or whatever! Do SOMETHING!"

Kin, on the other hand, couldn't help but eye the tent with a noticeable blush on her face. And, if Naruto wasn't mistaken, she actually licked her lips seductively. Raising a brow at this, he soon shrugged it off. "So, what are you three doing here?" Making a motion with his hands and eyes, he signaled both the Oto Genin and Sakura that they were currently being watched.

Nodding in understanding, Dosu said, "Well, we're here to kill Sasuke. And her too." Pointing at Sakura, he shrugged and said, "Orders are orders, after all."

"I see. I don't give a shit about Sasuke, but Sakura-chan's off limits." Sending a look at the three of them, he was glad when they got the message that he'd tell them later.

Zaku, deciding to play his role as the hothead, took a few steps forward, only to jump back when a nasty trap triggered and attempted to bisect him. Eyes widening in horror, he looked at Naruto and said, "The fuck man?! Who the hell sets traps like that?!"

Naruto simply shrugged and said, "I do. All those pranks I pulled were training for this kind of thing. They weren't just for fun, you know? Wait, you wouldn't know about that. Never mind." Scratching the back of his head, the blonde let out a heavy sigh and shook his head. "You're not going to be able to make it through my traps, I'm afraid. You might want to go get the scroll you need and get to the tower."

Kin smiled seductively at him and said, "Couldn't you just let us through? I'm sure we could come to a certain…arrangement if you did. One that would benefit us both, and be quite pleasurable."

The blonde raised an eyebrow as he looked at her appraisingly. "I'll admit, you're a beautiful woman. But the rules said we need all team members alive if we want to pass this stage of the exams. So I can't let you kill Sasuke, no matter how much I'd love to let you. Tell me though, what's your name? I'd love to know the name of such a beautiful lady."

Sakura scowled as she looked between Naruto and Kin. That fucking hussy! How dare she?!

Kin smirked and said, "Kin Tsuchi. And you're Naruto Uzumaki. I'm looking forward to spending some quality time with you later. See you around handsome." And with that, she and her teammates left, deciding they could get at Sasuke another time.

Once they were gone, Naruto sighed as he went about dismantling his traps. "You all can come out now. I know you've been watching us."

Teams 10 and 9 came out of hiding and approached the duo. "Damn you Naruto! You were just going to let them kill Sasuke-kun, weren't you?!" Ino accused, clearly pissed off.

Sakura sighed and decided to head things off before Ino could say anymore. "Ino-pig, I suggest you go and have a look at Sasuke for yourself. I had a look at a certain something earlier, and I can safely say this: Sasuke can't get it up. And he's small. There's no way he'll be able to restore his clan. He's pretty much impotent. Naruto-kun on the other hand…" she said, motioning towards Naruto's tent.

Tenten blushed as she looked at Naruto's 'weapon'. "How the hell is that thing still that hard? Why won't it go down?!"

Naruto groaned and palmed his face. "Let's just say today's not my day, okay? It's hard as a rock and I can't fucking do anything about it. And it's not like you girls will help me deal with it. Right?"

Tenten just continued to stare at his rock-hard penis with an ever-worsening blush on her face. "M-Maybe…just a little? Wait…no! I didn't mean that! Oh crap! Come on Neji, Lee, let's get the hell out of here before I say or do something I regret!" she exclaimed before turning and leaping away into the trees, her teammates chasing after her moments later.

Ino decided to check for herself whether what Sakura said was true or not. So while she did that, Shikamaru looked at Naruto and asked, "Just what the hell were you and Sakura doing in there anyways to cause this problem? Or do I even want to know?"

Naruto deadpanned at him and said, "We were talking about rainbows and cute little puppies. What the hell do you think we were doing you lazy baka? If we weren't interrupted, I wouldn't have this problem!"

Sakura blushed badly as Shikamaru and Choji turned their gazes on her. "What? Have you seen how big he is? That's the kind of dick a girl needs in her life!" Sakura exclaimed before giggling pervertedly.

The two boys blushed deeply and tried to will such images away. They were all interrupted in their conversation, however, as Ino's scream pierced the air around them. "The hell?" Naruto asked as they approached the burrow. When she came rushing out in a panic, Sakura asked, "What the hell's the matter, Ino?"

"I-It's Sasuke! You were right, he's…he's a fucking Shrinky Dinky! But more than that, he's cold to the touch. I…I think he's dying you guys! You need to get him to the tower pronto! We've got some extra scrolls. We'll give you whatever you need. Just hurry and get him some help!" Ino exclaimed.

Naruto scowled at this and hurried in to check on Sasuke. Sure enough, his body was growing cold. "Shit. This can't be good." he said before lifting Sasuke into his arms. Leaving the burrow, he looked at the others and nodded in thanks for the scroll. Afterwards, he and Sakura leapt off towards the tower. Naruto sent numerous Shadow Clones in all directions to distract everyone so they wouldn't run into any opposition along the way. Don't you fucking die on me before we get to the tower and through into the next stage, you fucking teme! I'd very much like to make it through to the juicy bits of the Exams! Yes, Naruto cared more about passing the Exams than his own teammate. Hero of the year people!

Upon arriving, Sakura unrolled the scrolls and tossed them away from them, watching as Iruka appeared via a type of summoning technique. Rather than let him go on with his spiel, Naruto scowled at him and asked, "Do we pass or not? In case you haven't noticed, Sasuke needs immediate medical attention. He's literally dying as we speak."

Eyes widening in horror, Iruka nodded and said, "Yes, yes, you pass! Hurry, give him to me. I'll get him to the hospital wing and get him some help. Just tell me what the hell happened."

Naruto looked to Sakura, who nodded in response to him. Looking towards Iruka, she said, "Our team got separated in the forest. Sasuke and I fell under attack by a foreign shinobi. I don't know who she was, but she bit Sasuke's neck and left some strange mark on his neck. After that, this happened!"

Nodding once in understanding, Iruka said, "There's rooms on the upper floors of the tower. Go find one and relax for the time being. I'll see what we can do to help Sasuke. Take care, okay?" And with that, he was gone, leaving the duo to make their way into the tower and find the rooms on their own.

Sighing heavily as they walked along in search of the rooms, Naruto shook his head and said, "Well, that pretty much killed the mood. Good news: boner's gone away. Bad news: boner's gone away."

Sakura giggled a bit before sidling up next to him and nibbling on his ear for a moment. "I think I can bring it back. Once we find a room, I think I know exactly how to stimulate you, my handsome, sexy Naruto-kun."

Naruto smirked at her and said, "I am loving this side of you Sakura-chan. I don't care what Orika-chan says or thinks, I'm definitely bringing you with me."

Smirking at him, she leaned in and kissed him sweetly on the lips. "Good. Because I wasn't about to let you leave without me." she said before they came upon an empty room. Shrugging, they were about to go inside when the team from Oto walked up to them. Letting out simultaneous groans, they motioned for the Oto Genin to follow them into the room. Guess Naruto-kun and I won't be getting that fun time anytime soon.

While Dosu and Zaku took a couple of chairs, Sakura seated herself on one of the beds while Kin, being ever the bold one, sat on Naruto's lap and began grinding her wonderful rear end against his crotch. When she got the reaction she wanted, she hopped off and sat next to him before leaning in and licking his ear. "I bet I can satisfy you in ways she never could." the sexy kunoichi said in a whisper as she looked at Sakura across the room.

Dosu frowned and said, "Enough. We're not here for that. Naruto, Orika-sama wanted us to kill both Sasuke and Sakura. Are you telling us that you want to keep Sakura alive?"

Naruto nodded and said, "Yes. I want you to inform Orika-chan that Sakura-chan is coming with us when we leave the village. She's already declared her desire to me to leave the village and join us in Otogakure. I would like you to relay this information to Orika-chan. Please."

Before anyone could say anything else, Zaku spoke up with a bewildered look on his face. "Wait, she actually allows you to call her Orika-chan? The hell makes you so special?"

Kin smirked at Zaku at this point before she flicked Naruto's hard-on. "I'd say this plays a role in it. Naruto-kun here is something special, all right. But seriously, you really don't know anything, do you Zaku? Didn't you know that Orika-sama's been keeping tabs on Naruto-kun here for all these years? He's the reason she's risking an invasion, after all."

Naruto and Sakura both blinked in shock at this piece of information. "Invasion? Say what now?" Naruto asked.

Dosu sighed and said, "It's better if you don't know for now, Naruto-san. Just know that it's a means to an end. I promise you that we'll get you and your girlfriend out of Konoha and back to the safety of Otogakure. You have my word. Okay?"

Naruto nodded in thanks. "I appreciate it. Umm…question though. Was Orika-chan's curse mark supposed to kill Sasuke? 'Cause he's, erm…dying."

Their eyes widened as they heard this. After a time though, Zaku began to chuckle before it evolved into full-blown laughter. When he finally calmed down, he said, "Wow, that asshole's weaker than I thought! I know the curse mark kills like one in ten people, but I didn't expect it'd kill that asshole. For all of his supposed superiority, he sure turned out to be a pathetic little piece of shit, didn't he?"

Dosu sighed and massaged the bridge of his nose. "I'm not sure if that's a good thing or a bad thing right now. Orika-sama did want him dead, but I think she would have preferred it if he at least lived for a little while longer. To think, he'd be done in by her curse mark. Wow."

Naruto sighed and rubbed his forehead tiredly. "Just so long as the Hokage doesn't try to disqualify Sakura-chan and me because we don't have our third teammate with us. We passed the second stage of the exams, so he has no reason to disqualify us now."

Sakura frowned deeply and asked, "He wouldn't really disqualify us simply because Sasuke isn't with us…would he?"

Naruto deadpanned at her and said, "Of course he would. Sasuke's the only one that's ever mattered on our team to anyone. The two of us were just a footnote in the great book that is Sasuke's life. And if he tries to disqualify us when we were already informed that we passed, I'm calling him out on his bullshit. If nothing else, it'll get teams from the other villages on our side. Hopefully he won't have any choice but to allow us to continue."

Dosu frowned and nodded his head in understanding. "Besides that, Naruto's a jinchuriki. Most likely, Hiruzen Sarutobi and the powers that be view him as nothing more than a weapon. One they want to keep on a tight leash. Weapons like jinchuriki aren't meant to advance in rank and make something of themselves. They're meant for conquest or to defend a village in times of war."

Sakura frowned sadly and said, "That's…that's not fair. Naruto-kun deserves so much better than that!"

Kin nodded in agreement. "Agreed. That's why we're going to rescue him and you from this horrible village and bring you to someplace you both belong. For now though…" Turning Naruto's head to face her, she leaned in and captured his lips with hers. "I'm looking forward to when we get to be alone together." she said before she and her teammates stood up and left the room.

Once they were gone, Naruto groaned and massaged his temples. "I swear, I need to have sex soon or I'm going to lose my fucking mind."

Sakura smirked at him and walked over to him. Straddling him, she began rubbing herself against his erect member. "I'm more than willing to give you what you need, Naruto-kun. All you have to do is ask." she said, leaning in and capturing his lips with hers. However…

Right as Naruto slid his hands down her back and gripped her ass firmly in his hands, there came a knock on their door. Leaning back, Naruto let out a scream of pure rage before shouting, "Fine! Come in! Goddammit!"

When the door opened and in walked Hiruzen Sarutobi with Iruka and Kakashi behind him, it was to see Naruto and Sakura sitting side by side, their hands nearly touching. "I'm sorry, are we interrupting something?" Hiruzen asked, sounding somewhat amused.

Naruto grumbled a little as he willed his erection down. "Nothing at all. So what's up?"

Hiruzen sat down on the bed across the room from them while Iruka and Kakashi both took the chairs Dosu and Zaku had sat in earlier. "I'm going to get straight to the point. Sasuke-kun is in grave condition. What the hell happened out there in the forest?"

Naruto sighed heavily and said, "I honestly don't know for sure. I separated from the group because I had to, erm…relieve myself. I'd been holding it in all day and I really had to go. Shortly afterwards, I got attacked by another team. When I finally caught up with Sakura-chan and Sasuke, I found Sasuke like that and Sakura-chan worrying over him. I have no idea what the hell happened out there."

Sakura nodded and said, "When Naruto went to, erm, do his 'business', Sasuke and I were hit by a powerful blast of wind. When we came to, we were under attack by a woman. I don't know who she was or what she wanted with us, but she easily defeated me and then bit Sasuke on the neck, leaving some weird mark on his neck. Then she left. Sasuke's been like that ever since. At first he seemed to just be in pain, but later…it's like he's dying or something."

The three adults easily noticed the lack of the -kun suffix attached to Sasuke's name, but didn't make any mention of it. Crushes came and went, after all. Instead, Kakashi looked to the Hokage and asked, "Do you think it's 'her', Hokage-sama?"

Hiruzen sighed and rubbed his forehead for a time. "Yes. It looks like Anko's curse seal, only more advanced. I'd say it's Orika's handiwork." Looking at Naruto and Sakura, he said, "You two got very lucky that Orika didn't kill you. She's one of my old students and she absolutely CANNOT be trusted. She's one of this village's biggest traitors and she will not hesitate to kill anyone that gets in the way of what she wants. I just hope Sasuke-kun can survive this…"

Sakura frowned deeply and asked, "Do you think he'll be okay to participate in the next stage of the exams? What if he's not better by then?"

Iruka smiled at them and said, "You've already passed the second stage of the exams, so no matter what, you'll be moving on. As for Sasuke…we'll have to wait and see. Right, Hokage-sama?"

Hiruzen frowned for a moment before sighing. Somewhat reluctantly, he said, "Yes. They've passed and therefore are moving on to the final stage of the exams. They have earned that right."

Naruto and Sakura smiled slightly and gently grasped one another's hands at their small victory, earned thanks to Iruka's kindness. Afterwards, they looked at the Hokage and Naruto asked, "What will happen if Sasuke…dies? The village worships the guy."

Hiruzen sighed heavily and shook his head. "I'm more worried about what his brother, Itachi, will do when he learns his brother was killed by Orika's curse mark. He might take his rage out on the village…or he might turn his rage on Orika. If Sasuke-kun dies, Itachi would be the only one left with the possibility of restoring the Uchiha clan. After what he's done…I don't know if I can just give him a full pardon just so we can get him to impregnate a few willing women."

Kakashi frowned at this and asked, "You can't be seriously considering pardoning Itachi for his crimes? I know Sasuke dying would crush the dreams of restoring the Uchiha clan after what happened, but to pardon Itachi? That's just going too far."

Before Hiruzen could say anything more, Naruto spoke up. "If you really want to revive the Uchiha clan so badly, and you're worried that Sasuke's going to die, then why not just extract some sperm from his balls and get some willing women to carry his children? Wouldn't that work just as well?"

Hiruzen and the others blinked a few times before Hiruzen stood up, approached Naruto, and shook his hands. "Thank you my boy, you are a genius! I do believe we'll do just that. We'll just leave you two alone for now. Do be careful, and please don't try to leave the tower. There's a cafeteria on the first floor if you get hungry and/or thirsty. Now, we must be off. Take care, you two." he said before hurrying out of the room with Iruka and Kakashi following him.

As soon as they were gone, Naruto fell back on the bed and groaned. "Aaaaand talking about Sasuke and sperm has completely drained my sex drive for the day. Sorry Sakura-chan, but I don't think I can give you what you want today. Tomorrow, maybe?"

Sakura simply cuddled up next to him and gave him a loving kiss on the lips. "Tomorrow sounds fine to me. Trust me, I understand. My mood was killed by that talk as well. Yuck."

For a while, Naruto and Sakura simply cuddled together until the pink-haired teen fell asleep in his arms. Looking at her, he gently stroked her hair for a time before he removed himself from her embrace and climbed out of bed. Stepping out of the room, he looked into the disguised Orika's eyes and followed her to a private room. "Did you get my message?" he questioned.

Orika turned to him and nodded once. "Yes. Are you absolutely sure you want to bring that girl? She was so abusive to you. I was planning to just have her killed."

Naruto shook his head and said, "I care about her, Orika-chan. I saved Sakura-chan from a bunch of bullies when we were younger. Her parents are the ones that turned her against me, but I never gave up on her. Now that her eyes have been opened, she wants to leave with me. And I'm telling you now, I'm not leaving without her. So can you bring her with us or not?"

The older woman sighed and closed her eyes, thinking it over in her mind. "Fine. I can bring her along. But if she tries to hurt you again in any way…"

Naruto smiled at Orika and hugged her close. "She won't. I promise, Orika-chan. She'll be good. And she wants to learn to be a proper kunoichi. A strong one too. She has the potential to be something great if given the chance."

Leaning into his embrace, Orika listened to his heartbeat for a time, allowing it to calm her nerves. "Fine then. She can come. I'll make sure she becomes a kunoichi worthy of your friendship, perhaps even your trust and love. But for now…" Looking into his eyes, she pressed her lips to his, kissing him hungrily for a time. When they parted, she smirked at him and asked, "What's this I hear about Sasuke dying?"

Naruto chuckled a bit and said, "It's that curse mark you gave him. I don't think he's going to live for much longer. He'll be stubborn and try to participate in the next part of the exams no doubt, but I can't see him surviving for much longer. It's really kind of funny in a way."

Orika simply hummed contently. "That it is. It serves him right for how he's treated you. Mmm, I can't wait to take you back with me to Otogakure. You'll be so happy there. I've got some 'gifts' I want to give you too. But I can't do that here, unfortunately. Still, there is one thing I can do for you right now, if you want?"

Naruto chuckled softly and kissed her again. "Sadly, I'm not really in the mood at the moment. Just had a talk earlier with the Hokage about Sasuke and his sperm and that just sapped my sex drive of all its energy. I've got nothing left in the tank."

"Yes, I could see how that would do it. Perhaps another time then, when we can be truly alone. Besides, our first time shouldn't just be some quickie. It should be something special, something marvelous. For now, you should go and get some rest. We'll talk again later."

"Of course. See you later, Orika-chan." Naruto said before parting from her and returning to his room. As he walked away, Orika couldn't help but admire his ass, which caused him to chuckle a bit. And I thought men were perverts. Orika-chan and Sakura-chan could really give most men a run for their money.

Days later

Naruto, Sakura, and the other teams that had passed the second stage of the exams were now gathered in an arena of sorts located in the center of the first floor of the tower. It was a rather spacious room with a balcony located up above, two giant stone hands forming a hand seal, and a throne of sorts that the Hokage was seated in. Glancing around, he saw Orika, once more disguised as the Oto team's sensei, but didn't make any sign that he recognized her. Instead, he turned his gaze to his last teammate, one Sasuke Uchiha.

Sasuke should have been resting, but he insisted that he was just fine and demanded that he be allowed to participate in the third round of the Chunin Exams. He looked incredibly pale and weak, and Naruto wondered how the hell he was even standing right now!

Shaking those thoughts off, he glanced around at the other teams. There was a team from Kumogakure that consisted of a dark-skinned male and female duo, as well as a big breasted blonde woman. There was the team from Otogakure, and when he looked at them, Kin winked at him. If she could have, he swore she would have flashed him one of her breasts.

Continuing to look around, he saw Kiriko's team. When he looked at her, the slightly older woman smiled at him and waved, happy to see he made it through the Forest of Death okay. There were also Teams 7 through 10 from Konohagakure. Finally there was the team of Genin from Sunagakure, consisting of Temari, Kankuro, and their younger sister, a girl by the name of Gaia. She had long, flowing red hair, a tattoo above her left eye of the kanji for the word 'love', dark rings around her eyes like a raccoon's, lovely pink lips, and beautiful green eyes. She stood slightly shorter than Naruto did, and when he looked at her, she simply stared right back at him, almost as if she was curious about him for some reason.

Shrugging it off, Naruto turned his attention back to the Hokage as he began to give his speech. As he rambled on and on, Naruto kept an eye on Sasuke, who began to wobble slightly on his feet. Might want to hurry up you old geezer. I don't think Sasuke's going to last much longer.

When the Hokage finally finished talking, the next proctor made his appearance and asked if anyone would like to quit. When nobody did, they watched as a screen of sorts emerged from the wall up above them and began to cycle through names. When it landed on Sasuke Uchiha and Yoroi Akado, everyone but those two vacated the floor, venturing up to the various senseis. Sakura looked from Sasuke to Kakashi and asked, "Um, is Sasuke going to be okay?"

Kakashi sighed and shook his head. "I honestly don't know, Sakura. I really don't know."

As soon as the proctor announced the beginning of the match, Sasuke took a single step forward before falling flat on his face. When the proctor checked for a pulse, he looked up at the Hokage with wide eyes and said, "He's dead, Hokage-sama. I guess that makes Yoroi Akado the victor by default. Umm…what do we do now?" he questioned, clearly not sure what they should do about Sasuke's sudden death.

Naruto simply blinked a couple of times before he burst out into laughter. Almost everyone looked at him like he was batshit insane for laughing about his teammate's death, but he didn't give a crap. "Oh…oh man. This is too great. The great Sasuke Uchiha, going out not with a bang, but a silent whimper. I love it!" All he could do was continue to laugh as the Hokage and the others tried to figure out what to do with Sasuke's body and his Sharingan eyes. Oh, things had taken an interesting turn indeed…

A/N - And that's the chapter! As you can see...Sasuke's dead. In a pretty amusing/lame way. I just could not resist doing that to him. lol. Sorry for those of you that like Sasuke, but I hate his guts. He's never going to have a good time in any of my fics, except for maybe one or two.

Anywho, I was so tempted to call this chapter 'Blue Ball Syndrome' because of how often Naruto got screwed over when he was about to have sex. But I didn't. Would've been funny though.

Alrighty, hopefully you don't mind all the genderbending. As you can see, I slapped the ol' Rule 63 on:

Orochimaru (Orika)

Kabuto (Kiriko)

Kimimaro (Kimiko)

Gaara (Gaia)

Not sure if I'll do that to anyone else, but there ya go.

Okay, not sure what else to say, sooo...yeah. Hope you enjoyed the chapter! Not sure what I'll work on next. I never am, am I? XD