Seri: o.o i love thisfont *cough* . aaaaaanways....omg i know i havent updated in like.months 0.0

Hiei: Shes trying to say two things. One: she got a new keybaord and the spacebar, well, doesnt work well O.o so sorry *gag**ahem**cough*

Seri: -.- so sorry if some words are not spaced .. you can kill her now if you want

Seri: *thwap!!!*

Hiei:*is knocked unconcious*

Seri: ^-^ *hides broom**cough* so on with your reviews than the 'hey this is a new chapter that hasnt been updatedfor months part of the story o.O

Kurama: *clears throt* we last left off

Seri: *pushes Kurama to the floor and runs on stage* I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho but I do own Hiei *runs*

Kurama: @_@ ow.

Hiei: *springs up and looks around insanely* WTF?! SERI DOES NOT OWN ME!!!!! *is hit in head again and falls to the floor unconcious*

Kurama: Seri! Uh wait...Seri? where are you?

Seri: *comes around the corner with an ice cream cone* Huh?

Kurama: 0.0 you did just hit Hiei again didnt you?

Seri: O.o i chased the ice cream truck for ten miles to get this -.- how could i?

Kurama: *gulp* well.........heh *sweatdrop*

Seri: *shrug* . -bwahahahahahhahahaha-*cough*

Kurama: You say somethin?

Seri: UHNO!

~* Reviews*~ and answers *twitch* Madame Arrow Foxfire : O.o What the...Okay, you have mental issues.(That was a compliment) Reply: ^-^ why yes thank you. that is quite the compliment! ShyLilSweety1 :Hiei dont burn seri with flames i like her stories.

oh i hope you update the fic POOR HIEI.

bye now and continue Reply: go girl ! you tell him not to flame meh!!! good thing hes unconcious *cough* uh .heh.ill update that soooooooooometime . Kurama: *is poking Hiei with a stick* Seri: O.o on with the story Hiei: z_z Seri: -.- ~_* The Long Awaited Chapter Two? or three 'cause the first was a prolouge o.O*_~

Afro:Yes, yes you are screwed O.o hey wait.... Hiei: -.- Ok thats it! Magic shop here i come!! Afro: Well looks like im the one with the ears ~ On The Way~ Hiei: Can you not talk . Afro: So yeah anyways like i was saying, People: *stare stare* Hiei: Fah Q all!!!!! Squash Squash Squash Squash Squash i will squash you aaaalllllllllll !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Afro: Ill shut up now 0.0 Person: *dials mental hospital number--523* Mental hospital personal: *dude comes out of truck with afro* uh who needs to be taken away? Mental dudes afro: Yo man!was up? Afro (Hiei's): . what?! hey man! *tears in eyes* i found a friend!!!! Hiei: I need to be at the mental institute? *evil glare to afro.well at least he tries o.O* Afro: hey im trying to talk! Mental hospital personal: 0.0 *throws Hiei in back of truck wearing straight jackt* Hiei: At least they put one on you too. Afro: *the jackt is on wrong and its covering his mouth* Hiei: BWHAHAHAHAHHAHAH sucker! *rams head into door* fuck that hurt Afro: -.- Hiei: Is this story getting not funny or..oo yeah 0.0 oops *is thwaped with pillow* Pillow: O.o hahahahaa Hiei: oh hell no.not another object being able to talk Pillow: Ok im not another object being able to talk Hiei: You are too Pillow: But! Hiei: *flicks pillow out the window* Pillow: whhhhhhheee!! DO THAT AGGGGGAAAAAIIIIIII *is out of hearing range* Hiei: *is about to sit down* wait a sec....*hitsself* the windows are open *jumps out but is stuck* Afro: IM FREE!!!! *looks back* damn Hiei your ass is Hiei: I AM GOING ON A DIET SOON OK! Afro: *cough* Hiei: Are you absorbent? Afro: eh.....O.o! Hiei: O.o just wondering . may come in han-- Afro: I AM NOT! Hiei: yeah yeah -.- now uh *squirms out of window and falls to ground* *car is coming* o.o please be my airbag *puts the afro in the way of the car* Afro: hey what!? whats going on?! *looks at Hiei than in front of him* 0.0 uh *is hit by the car* @_@ ooohhhhhhhh Well the car isnt moving any more.Its stuck in the afro O.O Hiei: Well now he shuts up So Hiei got the car out of his hair than walked to the magic shop without hearinbg a word from the afro ~ In Shop~ Hiei: *whistling* this is my lucky hour Magic service person: May I help 0.0 Hiei: yes yes my afro can Magic Service person: Afro? i was just wondering how you get your hair to stick straight up like that *twitch twitch* HONK! Weirdo *twitch* FIRE!!! Hiei: Im weird? o.O huh....no more afro ~ Later on while Hieis asleep~ Noise: Hey! Hiei! Wake up bafoon!! Hiei: *springs up* Huh?! Noise: IM BAAACCCCKKKKKK!!!!!!! Hiei: O.O no. it cant..... Noise: Im still the afro bwhahah just.not in afro form o.O Hiei: -.- Afro: DUN DUN DUUUUUUUU *is hit* Hiei: Dont start ~End~ Hiei: z_z *oink!* Seri: ).@ HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *holds eye* ow ).@ Kurama: So he poked your eye out while he was sleeping... Seri: -.- Hiei: *smirks* he he *is hit again* @_@ Seri: ).@ was that guy *points to a ant* Ant: DUN DUN DUuuuuuu *is stepped on* Kurama: Oops