ARBRON: Hello, I'm Arbron, your friendly neighbourhood Andalite/Narrator.
SW has decided to write a Harry Potter script, somewhat reminiscent of her
Animorph ones. And since I'm doing such a good job narrating those fics,
I've been employed over here.
SW: I was bored, okay?? I had an hour in the computer lab at school and NOTHING to do! I just finished this chapter.
Ron, What ARE You Doing???
ARBRON: Harry, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Lavender were sitting around in the Gryffindor Common Room. They were trying to work out what Ron was doing.
HARRY: Er, Ron? What are you doing?
RON: Nothing much, Harry. Wheeeeeeee!!!
HERMIONE: (Raises eyebrow) What IS he doing?
FRED: I sure as hell don't know!
GEORGE: Me either.
GINNY: I always knew that Ron was a nutcase.
HERMIONE & HARRY: (nods) Me too!
DRACO (Walks into the room) Ah hah! I knew you'd realize that I was right someday!
HARRY: Well, it was kinda hard to miss.
DRACO: I can see that.
LAVENDER: I'm not surprised. (Rolls eyes)
DRACO: I think I'm going to be sick.
HARRY: Me too.
HERMIONE: Harry, you just agreed with Malfoy....
HARRY & DRACO: So what???
SEAMUS: (wanders down from the dorm room) What exactly is Ron doing that has you all so upset anyway?
DEAN: (Enters behind Seamus) Yeah? I didn't know Ron had it in him to do...whatever it is that he's doing.
RON: Lalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAVENDER: (Blinks rapidly) What the hell is going on here???
SNAPE: (Enters the Common Room sneering nastily) That's a very good question Miss Brown. Ten points from Gryffindor.
LAVENDER: What for???
SNAPE: Using your brain.
HARRY: Professor Snape, what are you doing in the Gryffindor Common Room?
SNAPE: (Looks around in shock) I am??? (Screams) Nooooooo!!!!!!!! (Runs out still screaming.)
DRACO: I think he was looking for me. (Shrugs) Well I don't care; your Common Room is a lot nicer than ours. I'd much rather stay here.
HERMIONE: What??? NO!!! Not happening, no way, not at all!
HARRY: Ignore her, I don't care.
DRACO: Thank you Potter.
HARRY: No problem Malfoy.
DRACO: So, what are we going to do about Weasley?
GEORGE: Are you offering to help?
DRACO: Well, the way I see it, he's going to be a hazard to all of Hogwarts soon. All I want to do is stay alive - and sane.
FRED: Fair enough. Do you think we'll be able to get help from outside the school?
DRACO: Well.....somehow I don't think Voldemort is planning on SAVING the school, if you know what I mean.
HARRY: I think I know of someone we can count on.
ARBRON: Harry sent an owl to those people, and after a few minutes of everyone watching Ron in shock and horror, they arrived.
SIRIUS: (Practically bounds into the room) Hello boys and girls - (Skids to a halt) what the hell???
REMUS: (Runs into Sirius) Ow! What did you stop for you moron?!?!?!?!? (Sees Ron) Oh no....we're doomed! Again!
SIRIUS: I'd have bet that it would've been Harry! I mean, after....
REMUS: No, I think it was Wormtail's influence.
SIRIUS: (Nods) And Ron did keep Wormy as a pet...
HERMIONE: So? What's going on?
HARRY: What is Ron doing?
DRACO: And why is he doing it?
SIRIUS: (Glances at Remus) It's kind of hard to explain.
REMUS: (Rolls eyes) Only to those with no brain.
DRACO: (Sarcastically) Then I'm sure you'll be able to help then.
HARRY: Malfoy! What did I tell you???
DRACO: Oops, I forgot.
REMUS: Well I hope that you've remembered.
DRACO: Uh huh. Sorry Remus, I didn't mean it.
FRED & GEORGE: Uh.....
GINNY & LAVENDER: Er.....
SEAMUS: (Holds hand out to Dean) Pay up.
DEAN: (sighs, but then gives Seamus five Galleons) I knew that was a bad idea....
NEVILLE: (Enters through the portrait) Knew what was a bad idea?"
DEAN: Betting against Seamus.
DRACO: I thought you were the sensible Gryffindor, Thomas?
DEAN: So did I.
DRACO: Then why did you bet against Finnigan? Even I know not to do THAT!
NEVILLE: (Notices Draco) MALFOY????? What the...(faints)
DRACO: I didn't know I was that scary....
HARRY: You aren't, Neville's scared of Ginny sometimes.
DRACO: (Glances between Ginny and Ron) It's probably because of her siblings.
FRED & GEORGE: Hey!!! I don't like your tone!
DRACO: Sorry. I only meant him. (Points to Ron)
HARRY: Remus? Are you going to tell us what's wrong with Ron?
REMUS: Eventually. (Glances at watch) Oh no! Sirius! We've got to go!
SIRIUS: Oh?
REMUS: We're wanted in another fic!
SIRIUS: Oh! See you guys later! (Leaves)
REMUS: Yeah, bye! (Follows Sirius)
HARRY: But...YOU DIDN'T TELL US WHAT RON'S DOING!!!
DRACO: We're doomed to a life of Weasley doing...that!
HARRY: (Sniff) I guess so...(sniff sniff sniff)
SEAMUS: Aw, don't cry Harry! We'll fix it! (Turns to Ron) Tell me what you're doing!!!
RON: Hey! Did you guys see that Kangaroo? (Wanders over and tries to kiss Draco)
DRACO: Arrhhhhh!!! (Ducks behind Harry) Don't let him hurt me...
HARRY: Sure thing.
RON: A butterfly! (Chases a dust bunny and trips over a couch)
DRACO: (Sniff) We ARE doomed!
HARRY: (Sob) Yes, we ARE!!!
ARBRON: To the amazement and horror of the Gryffindors, except for Ron of course, Harry and Draco both begin to sob hysterically.
HERMIONE: I think we should go to Dumbledore!
ARBRON: She led Lavender, Fred and Ginny out the door and towards Dumbledore's office. Dean, Seamus, George and a recently revived Neville tried to comfort Draco and Harry. Ron started dancing on a table.
ARBRON: And now aren't we all curious? Don't you want to know what Ron's doing? I sure do!
MONTY: Me too!
ARBRON: What are you doing here???
MONTY: Well I'm SW's muse aren't I? I'm supposed to be here just as much as you are!!!
ARBRON: I'll never get away from her.....stupid snake!
MONTY: I am not stupid!
ARBRON: Stupid coloured snake, too.
MONTY: Green and Silver rule!!!
ARBRON: Stupid Slytherin supporter.
MONTY: Er, Arbron? So are you.
ARBRON: Oh yeah! Slytherin rocks!!!
MONTY: Don't forget to review! And make a few suggestions if you like, such as who do you want to appear?
ARBRON: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!
MONTY: Please?
SW: Pretty please with Draco on top?
SW: I was bored, okay?? I had an hour in the computer lab at school and NOTHING to do! I just finished this chapter.
Ron, What ARE You Doing???
ARBRON: Harry, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny and Lavender were sitting around in the Gryffindor Common Room. They were trying to work out what Ron was doing.
HARRY: Er, Ron? What are you doing?
RON: Nothing much, Harry. Wheeeeeeee!!!
HERMIONE: (Raises eyebrow) What IS he doing?
FRED: I sure as hell don't know!
GEORGE: Me either.
GINNY: I always knew that Ron was a nutcase.
HERMIONE & HARRY: (nods) Me too!
DRACO (Walks into the room) Ah hah! I knew you'd realize that I was right someday!
HARRY: Well, it was kinda hard to miss.
DRACO: I can see that.
LAVENDER: I'm not surprised. (Rolls eyes)
DRACO: I think I'm going to be sick.
HARRY: Me too.
HERMIONE: Harry, you just agreed with Malfoy....
HARRY & DRACO: So what???
SEAMUS: (wanders down from the dorm room) What exactly is Ron doing that has you all so upset anyway?
DEAN: (Enters behind Seamus) Yeah? I didn't know Ron had it in him to do...whatever it is that he's doing.
RON: Lalalalalalalalala!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LAVENDER: (Blinks rapidly) What the hell is going on here???
SNAPE: (Enters the Common Room sneering nastily) That's a very good question Miss Brown. Ten points from Gryffindor.
LAVENDER: What for???
SNAPE: Using your brain.
HARRY: Professor Snape, what are you doing in the Gryffindor Common Room?
SNAPE: (Looks around in shock) I am??? (Screams) Nooooooo!!!!!!!! (Runs out still screaming.)
DRACO: I think he was looking for me. (Shrugs) Well I don't care; your Common Room is a lot nicer than ours. I'd much rather stay here.
HERMIONE: What??? NO!!! Not happening, no way, not at all!
HARRY: Ignore her, I don't care.
DRACO: Thank you Potter.
HARRY: No problem Malfoy.
DRACO: So, what are we going to do about Weasley?
GEORGE: Are you offering to help?
DRACO: Well, the way I see it, he's going to be a hazard to all of Hogwarts soon. All I want to do is stay alive - and sane.
FRED: Fair enough. Do you think we'll be able to get help from outside the school?
DRACO: Well.....somehow I don't think Voldemort is planning on SAVING the school, if you know what I mean.
HARRY: I think I know of someone we can count on.
ARBRON: Harry sent an owl to those people, and after a few minutes of everyone watching Ron in shock and horror, they arrived.
SIRIUS: (Practically bounds into the room) Hello boys and girls - (Skids to a halt) what the hell???
REMUS: (Runs into Sirius) Ow! What did you stop for you moron?!?!?!?!? (Sees Ron) Oh no....we're doomed! Again!
SIRIUS: I'd have bet that it would've been Harry! I mean, after....
REMUS: No, I think it was Wormtail's influence.
SIRIUS: (Nods) And Ron did keep Wormy as a pet...
HERMIONE: So? What's going on?
HARRY: What is Ron doing?
DRACO: And why is he doing it?
SIRIUS: (Glances at Remus) It's kind of hard to explain.
REMUS: (Rolls eyes) Only to those with no brain.
DRACO: (Sarcastically) Then I'm sure you'll be able to help then.
HARRY: Malfoy! What did I tell you???
DRACO: Oops, I forgot.
REMUS: Well I hope that you've remembered.
DRACO: Uh huh. Sorry Remus, I didn't mean it.
FRED & GEORGE: Uh.....
GINNY & LAVENDER: Er.....
SEAMUS: (Holds hand out to Dean) Pay up.
DEAN: (sighs, but then gives Seamus five Galleons) I knew that was a bad idea....
NEVILLE: (Enters through the portrait) Knew what was a bad idea?"
DEAN: Betting against Seamus.
DRACO: I thought you were the sensible Gryffindor, Thomas?
DEAN: So did I.
DRACO: Then why did you bet against Finnigan? Even I know not to do THAT!
NEVILLE: (Notices Draco) MALFOY????? What the...(faints)
DRACO: I didn't know I was that scary....
HARRY: You aren't, Neville's scared of Ginny sometimes.
DRACO: (Glances between Ginny and Ron) It's probably because of her siblings.
FRED & GEORGE: Hey!!! I don't like your tone!
DRACO: Sorry. I only meant him. (Points to Ron)
HARRY: Remus? Are you going to tell us what's wrong with Ron?
REMUS: Eventually. (Glances at watch) Oh no! Sirius! We've got to go!
SIRIUS: Oh?
REMUS: We're wanted in another fic!
SIRIUS: Oh! See you guys later! (Leaves)
REMUS: Yeah, bye! (Follows Sirius)
HARRY: But...YOU DIDN'T TELL US WHAT RON'S DOING!!!
DRACO: We're doomed to a life of Weasley doing...that!
HARRY: (Sniff) I guess so...(sniff sniff sniff)
SEAMUS: Aw, don't cry Harry! We'll fix it! (Turns to Ron) Tell me what you're doing!!!
RON: Hey! Did you guys see that Kangaroo? (Wanders over and tries to kiss Draco)
DRACO: Arrhhhhh!!! (Ducks behind Harry) Don't let him hurt me...
HARRY: Sure thing.
RON: A butterfly! (Chases a dust bunny and trips over a couch)
DRACO: (Sniff) We ARE doomed!
HARRY: (Sob) Yes, we ARE!!!
ARBRON: To the amazement and horror of the Gryffindors, except for Ron of course, Harry and Draco both begin to sob hysterically.
HERMIONE: I think we should go to Dumbledore!
ARBRON: She led Lavender, Fred and Ginny out the door and towards Dumbledore's office. Dean, Seamus, George and a recently revived Neville tried to comfort Draco and Harry. Ron started dancing on a table.
ARBRON: And now aren't we all curious? Don't you want to know what Ron's doing? I sure do!
MONTY: Me too!
ARBRON: What are you doing here???
MONTY: Well I'm SW's muse aren't I? I'm supposed to be here just as much as you are!!!
ARBRON: I'll never get away from her.....stupid snake!
MONTY: I am not stupid!
ARBRON: Stupid coloured snake, too.
MONTY: Green and Silver rule!!!
ARBRON: Stupid Slytherin supporter.
MONTY: Er, Arbron? So are you.
ARBRON: Oh yeah! Slytherin rocks!!!
MONTY: Don't forget to review! And make a few suggestions if you like, such as who do you want to appear?
ARBRON: PLEASE REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!
MONTY: Please?
SW: Pretty please with Draco on top?