ARBRON: That's right, we're back.
MONTY: And still in favour of the Slytherins!
ARBRON: Monty begged and begged, so SW has let her thank the reviewers.
MONTY: Whooo hoooo!!!!!! 10 reviews! Thanks! Now, you'll all see what Ron's doing sooner or later -
ARBRON: Probably later.
MONTY: Grrrr. And you'll see why! 200 points to whichever house you like best for reviewing! Thanks!
SW: Let us carry on.
ARBRON: Hermione ran to Dumbledore's office as fast as she could, Lavender, Ginny and Fred right behind her. They told the gargoyle the password, which was candy cane, and went into the office to find that there were several people in there already.
MCGONAGALL: What are you four doing here?
SNAPE: Nooo! Gryffindors! (Faints)
HAGRID: (Snorts) Well, if he's scared of a couple of puny students....
FRED: Puny? Ex-ca-use me???
LAVENDER: It's enough to insult me.
SNAPE: (Wakes up, sees Fred and Ginny) Nooo! Weasleys! (Faints again)
MCGONAGALL: Oh, that's just bloody brilliant! We had almost gotten him to calm down, and then you came in!
HERMIONE: I'm sorry Professor, but we've got a bit of a problem down in the Common Room.
DUMBLEDORE: Oh? What's the problem? And would you like a lemon drop?
FRED & GINNY: Er, no thanks.
LAVENDER: Oh, thank you sir. (Takes a few)
HERMIONE: I'm allergic.
DUMBLEDORE: Oh, too bad Miss Granger.
GINNY: Um, you see, there's something wrong with Ron.
MCGONAGALL: Oh? What?
FRED: He's....gone weird.
DUMBLEDORE: That's informative.
HERMIONE: It's the sort of thing that you have to see for yourself.
DUMBLEDORE: Is there anything else wrong in the Gryffindor Common Room?
HERMIONE: Well, there is Harry and Malfoy.
MCGONAGALL: What is Draco Malfoy doing in the Gryffindor Common Room???
FRED: Helping. That's what he said.
MCGONAGALL: I see.
HAGRID: What are they doing that's got you so worried?
HERMIONE: When we left they were...well, they were crying hysterically. They seem to think that the world is going to end.
GINNY: And even more worrying is that they're agreeing with each other!
FRED: And acting nice to each other!
HERMIONE: It's beginning to be as weird as Ron!
FRED: Well, not quite.
GINNY: But it's getting close.
DUMBELDORE: I suggest that you owl Sirius and Remus for help.
HERMIONE: We did! They came, were not helpful, and left for another fic!
FRED: That's what they said, but personally I think they were just too scared of Ron to hang around.
HERMIONE: I think I would be too.
GINNY: But Hermione, we were just in the Common Room with Ron!
HERMIONE: Why do you think I came up here? To get away, that's why!
GINNY: Ron was beginning to scare the pants off me!
FRED: Ohgodpleaseno!!!
GINNY: What was that?
FRED: Oh god please no!
GINNY: Oh god please no what?
FRED: Oh god please no don't let Ron scare the pants off you!
GINNY: Oh shut up, Fred.
MCGONAGALL: Ahem. What are you going to do?
HERMIONE: I don't know. I think we need to find out what's wrong with Ron first off, then deal with Harry and Malfoy. It's not the same thing that's wrong with them.
FRED: We need to get Sirius and Remus here again.
GINNY: Yeah. Because I don't think that Snape's going to be any help.
SNAPE: (Wakes up AGAIN) I think I know what's wrong with Weasley. And Lupin and Black are the only people who can tell you.
HERMIONE: Why cant you?
SNAPE: Because I'm only here to faint and provide comic relief for the readers.
HERMIONE: But you just helped.
SNAPE: And now I'm going to faint. (Proceeds to do so)
FRED: Gee, he was SO helpful. (Something begins to drip off his fingers)
GINNY: What's that?
FRED: Sarcasm.
GINNY: Riiight.
ARBRON: Back in the Common Room, Harry and Draco were listing all the different reasons that the world was going to end in the next few hours. They'd gotten about one hundred so far. George was kicking Seamus's butt at chess. Neville was cowering behind a couch, where he'd been since Draco had mentioned Reason Number Three: Our Headmaster is crazy. Seamus was listening to Harry and Draco in fascination and awe. Ron was swinging, which is odd as there was nothing for him to swing on.
However, in some dark, secret place where no one ever dared to go, something even more horrible was happening....
VOLDEMORT: Ha! Suck that Lucius! I win again!
LUCIUS: You cheated, My Lord.
VOLDEMORT: I did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not! LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did -
WORMTAIL: Oh for Pete's Sake! Quit arguing!
VOLDEMORT: I will not stop arguing for your sake!
LUCIUS: Wormtail, you're talking about yourself again.
WORMTAIL: (Sniggers) Yeah, but you're insane.
LUCIUS: Am not!
WORMTAIL: Are too!
VOLDEMORT: Wormtail! Only I am allowed to argue with Lucius!
WORMTAIL: Oops.
LUCIUS: Oops indeed. My Lord, may I punish him?
VOLDEMORT: Of course, Lucius. You ARE my favourite Death Eater after all.
LUCIUS: (Blushes) Why thank you. (Turns to Wormtail) You know what this means....
WORMTAIL: Oh no, not that, please!!!
LUCIUS: Yes....The Tickling Charm!!!!!!!!!!! (Evil Laugh)
SW: (Smirks) Oh, isn't Lucius so evil? Gotta love the evilness! There IS a reason for Lavender not saying hardly anything in Dumbledore's office. I'm just not going to tell you yet, just like I'm not going to tell you what Ron's doing!
MONTY: Now SHE'S evil!!!!!!
SW: And proud of it!
ARBRON: SW says that reviewers get chocolate.
MONTY: And still in favour of the Slytherins!
ARBRON: Monty begged and begged, so SW has let her thank the reviewers.
MONTY: Whooo hoooo!!!!!! 10 reviews! Thanks! Now, you'll all see what Ron's doing sooner or later -
ARBRON: Probably later.
MONTY: Grrrr. And you'll see why! 200 points to whichever house you like best for reviewing! Thanks!
SW: Let us carry on.
ARBRON: Hermione ran to Dumbledore's office as fast as she could, Lavender, Ginny and Fred right behind her. They told the gargoyle the password, which was candy cane, and went into the office to find that there were several people in there already.
MCGONAGALL: What are you four doing here?
SNAPE: Nooo! Gryffindors! (Faints)
HAGRID: (Snorts) Well, if he's scared of a couple of puny students....
FRED: Puny? Ex-ca-use me???
LAVENDER: It's enough to insult me.
SNAPE: (Wakes up, sees Fred and Ginny) Nooo! Weasleys! (Faints again)
MCGONAGALL: Oh, that's just bloody brilliant! We had almost gotten him to calm down, and then you came in!
HERMIONE: I'm sorry Professor, but we've got a bit of a problem down in the Common Room.
DUMBLEDORE: Oh? What's the problem? And would you like a lemon drop?
FRED & GINNY: Er, no thanks.
LAVENDER: Oh, thank you sir. (Takes a few)
HERMIONE: I'm allergic.
DUMBLEDORE: Oh, too bad Miss Granger.
GINNY: Um, you see, there's something wrong with Ron.
MCGONAGALL: Oh? What?
FRED: He's....gone weird.
DUMBLEDORE: That's informative.
HERMIONE: It's the sort of thing that you have to see for yourself.
DUMBLEDORE: Is there anything else wrong in the Gryffindor Common Room?
HERMIONE: Well, there is Harry and Malfoy.
MCGONAGALL: What is Draco Malfoy doing in the Gryffindor Common Room???
FRED: Helping. That's what he said.
MCGONAGALL: I see.
HAGRID: What are they doing that's got you so worried?
HERMIONE: When we left they were...well, they were crying hysterically. They seem to think that the world is going to end.
GINNY: And even more worrying is that they're agreeing with each other!
FRED: And acting nice to each other!
HERMIONE: It's beginning to be as weird as Ron!
FRED: Well, not quite.
GINNY: But it's getting close.
DUMBELDORE: I suggest that you owl Sirius and Remus for help.
HERMIONE: We did! They came, were not helpful, and left for another fic!
FRED: That's what they said, but personally I think they were just too scared of Ron to hang around.
HERMIONE: I think I would be too.
GINNY: But Hermione, we were just in the Common Room with Ron!
HERMIONE: Why do you think I came up here? To get away, that's why!
GINNY: Ron was beginning to scare the pants off me!
FRED: Ohgodpleaseno!!!
GINNY: What was that?
FRED: Oh god please no!
GINNY: Oh god please no what?
FRED: Oh god please no don't let Ron scare the pants off you!
GINNY: Oh shut up, Fred.
MCGONAGALL: Ahem. What are you going to do?
HERMIONE: I don't know. I think we need to find out what's wrong with Ron first off, then deal with Harry and Malfoy. It's not the same thing that's wrong with them.
FRED: We need to get Sirius and Remus here again.
GINNY: Yeah. Because I don't think that Snape's going to be any help.
SNAPE: (Wakes up AGAIN) I think I know what's wrong with Weasley. And Lupin and Black are the only people who can tell you.
HERMIONE: Why cant you?
SNAPE: Because I'm only here to faint and provide comic relief for the readers.
HERMIONE: But you just helped.
SNAPE: And now I'm going to faint. (Proceeds to do so)
FRED: Gee, he was SO helpful. (Something begins to drip off his fingers)
GINNY: What's that?
FRED: Sarcasm.
GINNY: Riiight.
ARBRON: Back in the Common Room, Harry and Draco were listing all the different reasons that the world was going to end in the next few hours. They'd gotten about one hundred so far. George was kicking Seamus's butt at chess. Neville was cowering behind a couch, where he'd been since Draco had mentioned Reason Number Three: Our Headmaster is crazy. Seamus was listening to Harry and Draco in fascination and awe. Ron was swinging, which is odd as there was nothing for him to swing on.
However, in some dark, secret place where no one ever dared to go, something even more horrible was happening....
VOLDEMORT: Ha! Suck that Lucius! I win again!
LUCIUS: You cheated, My Lord.
VOLDEMORT: I did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not! LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did not!
LUCIUS: Did too!
VOLDEMORT: Did -
WORMTAIL: Oh for Pete's Sake! Quit arguing!
VOLDEMORT: I will not stop arguing for your sake!
LUCIUS: Wormtail, you're talking about yourself again.
WORMTAIL: (Sniggers) Yeah, but you're insane.
LUCIUS: Am not!
WORMTAIL: Are too!
VOLDEMORT: Wormtail! Only I am allowed to argue with Lucius!
WORMTAIL: Oops.
LUCIUS: Oops indeed. My Lord, may I punish him?
VOLDEMORT: Of course, Lucius. You ARE my favourite Death Eater after all.
LUCIUS: (Blushes) Why thank you. (Turns to Wormtail) You know what this means....
WORMTAIL: Oh no, not that, please!!!
LUCIUS: Yes....The Tickling Charm!!!!!!!!!!! (Evil Laugh)
SW: (Smirks) Oh, isn't Lucius so evil? Gotta love the evilness! There IS a reason for Lavender not saying hardly anything in Dumbledore's office. I'm just not going to tell you yet, just like I'm not going to tell you what Ron's doing!
MONTY: Now SHE'S evil!!!!!!
SW: And proud of it!
ARBRON: SW says that reviewers get chocolate.