Even though I had to put up with my brother during the whole time I was
writing this chapter, I still did it! And now here it is!
I am now going to list the names of everyone who has reviewed this story thus far, as I didn't do it last chapter:
Chapter One ~ Fancy, AdHarmony, TercanoNuruva, jinglefairy, Emily Strange, Di-chan, Inukai, DClick, (An anonymous reviewer), and riyna*riddle
Chapter Two ~ LoveHayden, Fancy, Dreamy, Sakura Blossom, Emily Strange, Kit Petitedra, DClick, Son Taishin, Kathleen, Wolfy Lupin, and TercanoNuruva
Thanks so much you guys! It really makes me happy when I get reviews. My best friend thinks I'm weird when I get excited by new messages in my inbox, but I don't care. Much.
YAYAYAYAYYAYAY!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SCHOOL FOR EIGHT WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron, What ARE You Doing???
By Silver Wolf
ARBRON: Hermione, Fred, and Ginny walked into the Gryffindor Common Room with Lavender trailing behind them with a dazed look on her face. A very strange sight met their eyes.
HERMIONE: What the heck is going on in here???
DRACO: Er, you see, um....it's Harry's fault!
HARRY: No it's not! It was George in the Common Room with a crowbar!
GEORGE: But I couldn't have done it, I was trying to save Neville from the big scary pink bunny slippers from the first year girls dorms! Which means that Neville couldn't have done it either!
DEAN: It was Seamus! None of the rest of us could have done it! We were too busy!
SEAMUS: Okay, I admit it! It was me! I was the one who turned Ron into an Ill-Tempered Mutated Sea Bass!!!
HERMIONE: (Blinks rapidly) Seamus, you've been watching those Austin Powers movies far too much. Besides, he looks more like a red headed Christmas Tree.
RON: I feel pretty.....
HARRY: (To Draco) Is it just me, or does he resemble a used toilet brush?
DRACO: (Frowns in consideration) I thought we just had this conversation.
HARRY: Yes, but the others weren't here to hear it. We wouldn't want them to feel left out or something now, would we?
DRACO: I suppose not. And yes, he does look a bit like a used toilet brush....a VERY used one!
HERMIONE: Right! I don't care what Ron is at the moment, or who did it! All I want to know is how we can contact Sirius and Remus again!
GEORGE: Yes, good idea! Plus, I think Harry and Malfoy have had a few too many candy canes.
GINNY: But George, it's still September!
NEVILLE: That's the problem; the candy canes were from last year and out of date. That makes them more potent.
DEAN: Since when do you pay attention in Muggle Sweets Class???
NEVILLE: Since my Gran started to hang out with a Muggle who was obsessed with Minties.
DEAN: (Gets dreamy look on his face) Mmmmmmmmm, Minties....
HARRY & DRACO: MINTIES RULE!!!
DEAN: Yeah!
RON: Did you see the leprechaun? They're eviiil. EVIIIIIILL LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!!
FRED & GEORGE: (Sarcastically) Gee, beware the evil leprechauns.
ARBRON: Fred and George are suddenly covered in a certain silvery liquid.
GINNY: I just LOVE it when you two start leaking sarcasm! (Starts leaking herself)
PERCY: (Appears in the room and sniggers - very un-Percy-like) It's a family trait, Gin, like the red hair and freckles.
GINNY: Oh shit! (Stops any and all sarcastic tendencies from entering her brain)
HERMIONE: WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING!!!
SEAMUS: (winces and rubs ears) Merlin Hermione, did you have to scream???
HERMIONE: YES AND I DON'T INTEND TO STOP!!!
SEAMUS: Oh, great! (Rolls eyes, the sarcasm thing happens)
DRACO: Are you sure you aren't a Weasley?
SEAMUS: Positive.
LAVENDER: (Shrieks) Look! Did you see that!
EVERYONE EXCEPT RON AND LAVENDER: What??? (Hermione: WHAT???)
LAVENDER: (Runs over to Ron, points at Ginny) The green pideons!!!
HARRY: Oh no! Another one! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! AGAIN!!!
DRACO: OH SHIT WE ARE!!!
ARBRON: True to tradition, or what tradition was coming to be, Harry and Draco begin the hysterical crying, now added to by screaming and the occasional swearing.
HERMIONE: I SAY WE GO TO DUMBLEDORE!!!
GEORGE: I'll come!
FRED: Me too!
NEVILLE: And me!
SEAMUS & DEAN: Don't go without me!
ARBRON: They all ran out the door as fast as they could, leaving an annoyed Ginny and Percy to sit, survive and wait out the antics of Harry, Draco, Lavender and Ron. Needless to say, they were pretty pissed off.
PERCY: What's the big idea? I mean, I only came here to deliver a message to Professor Sprout -
GINNY: What did you just say???
PERCY: Um, I have to deliver a message to Professor Sprout?
GINNY: Have you yet???
PERCY: Well, no.
GINNY: Then let's go! It's the perfect excuse to escape all this lunacy!
PERCY: Yeah! Gryffindor Tower hasn't been this bad since, well, since the legendary Marauders were here! And I never met them! They were Professor Snape's age.
ARBRON: So Ginny and Percy made their escape, dashing to find Professor Sprout, deliver the message, and then lurk in the hallways and hide. Unfortunately, this left Harry and Draco pretty much in charge of Lavender, Ron, and the Gryffindor Common Room. That is a very bad thing.
HARRY: (Stops hysterical crying, etc) Are they all gone?
DRACO: (Does same) Yep, except for the loonies.
HARRY: You know, I think I've got it all figured out.
DRACO: Oh? Do tell.
HARRY: Not until I have proof. Or a little more clues leading to my conclusion. I'll tell you just as soon as the others get back from annoying the Headmaster. It's not like he's going to help anyway.
DRACO: What makes you think that?
HARRY: Well, he's just an old fool who's addicted to Muggle sweets. Like Lemon Drops.
DRACO: Oh. Yeah, well, I wonder what old Voldie's up to.
HARRY: Let me see how we can find out. I can either wait until he hatches a dastardly plot to kidnap, torture and kill me and drag you along, or, we could use Floo Powder to get to his Evil Lair.
DRACO: Well, I say we wait for a few hours, and if he still hasn't kidnapped you then we can go visit.
HARRY: You're a genius Draco.
DRACO: Yeah I know. So are you.
ARBRON: Harry and Draco start to laugh evilly and plot terrible evil genius insane things that will be used against Snape in their next Potions class so long as he doesn't faint in the middle of Neville's cauldron.
A little shorter than usual, but it'll have to do! PLEASE REVIEW!!!! *Wanders off whistling the Australian National Anthem*
I am now going to list the names of everyone who has reviewed this story thus far, as I didn't do it last chapter:
Chapter One ~ Fancy, AdHarmony, TercanoNuruva, jinglefairy, Emily Strange, Di-chan, Inukai, DClick, (An anonymous reviewer), and riyna*riddle
Chapter Two ~ LoveHayden, Fancy, Dreamy, Sakura Blossom, Emily Strange, Kit Petitedra, DClick, Son Taishin, Kathleen, Wolfy Lupin, and TercanoNuruva
Thanks so much you guys! It really makes me happy when I get reviews. My best friend thinks I'm weird when I get excited by new messages in my inbox, but I don't care. Much.
YAYAYAYAYYAYAY!!!!!!!!!! NO MORE SCHOOL FOR EIGHT WEEKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ron, What ARE You Doing???
By Silver Wolf
ARBRON: Hermione, Fred, and Ginny walked into the Gryffindor Common Room with Lavender trailing behind them with a dazed look on her face. A very strange sight met their eyes.
HERMIONE: What the heck is going on in here???
DRACO: Er, you see, um....it's Harry's fault!
HARRY: No it's not! It was George in the Common Room with a crowbar!
GEORGE: But I couldn't have done it, I was trying to save Neville from the big scary pink bunny slippers from the first year girls dorms! Which means that Neville couldn't have done it either!
DEAN: It was Seamus! None of the rest of us could have done it! We were too busy!
SEAMUS: Okay, I admit it! It was me! I was the one who turned Ron into an Ill-Tempered Mutated Sea Bass!!!
HERMIONE: (Blinks rapidly) Seamus, you've been watching those Austin Powers movies far too much. Besides, he looks more like a red headed Christmas Tree.
RON: I feel pretty.....
HARRY: (To Draco) Is it just me, or does he resemble a used toilet brush?
DRACO: (Frowns in consideration) I thought we just had this conversation.
HARRY: Yes, but the others weren't here to hear it. We wouldn't want them to feel left out or something now, would we?
DRACO: I suppose not. And yes, he does look a bit like a used toilet brush....a VERY used one!
HERMIONE: Right! I don't care what Ron is at the moment, or who did it! All I want to know is how we can contact Sirius and Remus again!
GEORGE: Yes, good idea! Plus, I think Harry and Malfoy have had a few too many candy canes.
GINNY: But George, it's still September!
NEVILLE: That's the problem; the candy canes were from last year and out of date. That makes them more potent.
DEAN: Since when do you pay attention in Muggle Sweets Class???
NEVILLE: Since my Gran started to hang out with a Muggle who was obsessed with Minties.
DEAN: (Gets dreamy look on his face) Mmmmmmmmm, Minties....
HARRY & DRACO: MINTIES RULE!!!
DEAN: Yeah!
RON: Did you see the leprechaun? They're eviiil. EVIIIIIILL LEPRECHAUNS!!!!!!
FRED & GEORGE: (Sarcastically) Gee, beware the evil leprechauns.
ARBRON: Fred and George are suddenly covered in a certain silvery liquid.
GINNY: I just LOVE it when you two start leaking sarcasm! (Starts leaking herself)
PERCY: (Appears in the room and sniggers - very un-Percy-like) It's a family trait, Gin, like the red hair and freckles.
GINNY: Oh shit! (Stops any and all sarcastic tendencies from entering her brain)
HERMIONE: WE ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DOING SOMETHING!!!
SEAMUS: (winces and rubs ears) Merlin Hermione, did you have to scream???
HERMIONE: YES AND I DON'T INTEND TO STOP!!!
SEAMUS: Oh, great! (Rolls eyes, the sarcasm thing happens)
DRACO: Are you sure you aren't a Weasley?
SEAMUS: Positive.
LAVENDER: (Shrieks) Look! Did you see that!
EVERYONE EXCEPT RON AND LAVENDER: What??? (Hermione: WHAT???)
LAVENDER: (Runs over to Ron, points at Ginny) The green pideons!!!
HARRY: Oh no! Another one! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!! AGAIN!!!
DRACO: OH SHIT WE ARE!!!
ARBRON: True to tradition, or what tradition was coming to be, Harry and Draco begin the hysterical crying, now added to by screaming and the occasional swearing.
HERMIONE: I SAY WE GO TO DUMBLEDORE!!!
GEORGE: I'll come!
FRED: Me too!
NEVILLE: And me!
SEAMUS & DEAN: Don't go without me!
ARBRON: They all ran out the door as fast as they could, leaving an annoyed Ginny and Percy to sit, survive and wait out the antics of Harry, Draco, Lavender and Ron. Needless to say, they were pretty pissed off.
PERCY: What's the big idea? I mean, I only came here to deliver a message to Professor Sprout -
GINNY: What did you just say???
PERCY: Um, I have to deliver a message to Professor Sprout?
GINNY: Have you yet???
PERCY: Well, no.
GINNY: Then let's go! It's the perfect excuse to escape all this lunacy!
PERCY: Yeah! Gryffindor Tower hasn't been this bad since, well, since the legendary Marauders were here! And I never met them! They were Professor Snape's age.
ARBRON: So Ginny and Percy made their escape, dashing to find Professor Sprout, deliver the message, and then lurk in the hallways and hide. Unfortunately, this left Harry and Draco pretty much in charge of Lavender, Ron, and the Gryffindor Common Room. That is a very bad thing.
HARRY: (Stops hysterical crying, etc) Are they all gone?
DRACO: (Does same) Yep, except for the loonies.
HARRY: You know, I think I've got it all figured out.
DRACO: Oh? Do tell.
HARRY: Not until I have proof. Or a little more clues leading to my conclusion. I'll tell you just as soon as the others get back from annoying the Headmaster. It's not like he's going to help anyway.
DRACO: What makes you think that?
HARRY: Well, he's just an old fool who's addicted to Muggle sweets. Like Lemon Drops.
DRACO: Oh. Yeah, well, I wonder what old Voldie's up to.
HARRY: Let me see how we can find out. I can either wait until he hatches a dastardly plot to kidnap, torture and kill me and drag you along, or, we could use Floo Powder to get to his Evil Lair.
DRACO: Well, I say we wait for a few hours, and if he still hasn't kidnapped you then we can go visit.
HARRY: You're a genius Draco.
DRACO: Yeah I know. So are you.
ARBRON: Harry and Draco start to laugh evilly and plot terrible evil genius insane things that will be used against Snape in their next Potions class so long as he doesn't faint in the middle of Neville's cauldron.
A little shorter than usual, but it'll have to do! PLEASE REVIEW!!!! *Wanders off whistling the Australian National Anthem*