I started this yesterday, but didn't finish. I finished now. See?
chochang913 ~ Wow thanks! You know someone who acts like Ron. that IS scary...
FreakishGuardian ~ THANKS!!! Three reviews??? That's cool! Thank you!
Dark Comet ~ *snigger* oh, I'm guessing you liked the sarcasm bit?
fluffyflapjack ~ Glad you liked the Snape bits. *hands over chocolate* there you go!
Quasy ~ Thanks!
slytherin slut ~ The funniest story you ever read??? I had no idea it was that funny, maybe you haven't read that many?
Kit Petitedra ~ Yes, you must all worship me!! Mwhahaha! Lol, sorry I couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Mr. Fuzzypants ~ heh heh, you can call me Wolfie-chan, go ahead.
Kero-chan ~ I admit, I try my hardest to be strange.
VIKIE ~ It's really that funny? Calm down a bit! :-)
duckchick ~ Nice to see someone liked Lucius Voldie and Pete, they're back this chapter! And I liked your idea for the costumes so much I used it; I hope you don't mind!
DEDICATION: To duckchick, for the brilliant idea about costumes. And to the rest of you reviewers, for reviewing!
DISCLAIMER: I own the plot. Really.
Ron, What ARE You Doing?
By Silver Wolf
ARBRON: Hermione led Fred, George, Seamus, Dean and Neville up to Dumbledore's office. When they went inside, a terrible sight met their eyes.......
HERMIONE: OH MY GOD!!!
FRED & GEORGE: This is just great, brilliant even! (Get covered in sarcasm)
NEVILLE: Gah! (Faints)
DEAN: This is, well, wrong!
SEAMUS: EEEP!!!!!
ARBRON: Hermione and Dean stared at Seamus. Then they all turned and stared some more at the horrible scene in the Headmaster's office.
HERMIONE: I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!
DEAN: I think I'm gonna go deaf if she keeps screaming....
HERMIONE: I WILL NOT STOP SCREAMING!
GEORGE: This is wrong, very, very wrong.
FRED & SEAMUS: HELP!!!!
DEAN: Gah!
ARBRON: The terrible scene did not go away, and they kept staring at it. They would probably be scarred for life. However, off in Voldie's Lair, things were even worse......
VOLDEMORT: Keep going Lucius, this is very entertaining.
LUCIUS: I really must agree, My Lord.
WORMTAIL: (Is giggling incessantly)
LUCIUS: (Is holding his wand over Wormtail - he's still using the Tickling Charm)
VOLDEMORT: Actually Lucius, I must ask you to remove the Charm from the snivelling little rat, as I have a task for the both of you.
WORMTAIL: (Looks incredibly relieved that the torture is ending)
LUCIUS: (Reluctantly removes charm) What would you like us to do, My Lord?
VOLDEMORT: I would like you to go and try to kidnap Harry Potter and anyone he tries to drag along. I'm bored, so I figure he might play chess or something with me before I kill him.
LUCIUS: An excellent plan, My Lord. (Glares at Wormtail) Get up you piece of filth, we have a Boy-Who-Lived to kidnap!
WORMTAIL: Oh man, I am so screwed, having to work with Lucius....
ARBRON: Lucius and Wormtail headed to Hogwarts, where they were going to kidnap Harry. Wormtail was complaining the whole entire way.
WORMTAIL: Why did I have to come? I just wanted to.... (Annoying mumble)..... Nooo, mean ol' Dark Lord makes me go kidnap the annoying Boy-Who-Just-Wont-Die and -
LUCIUS: Shut up, or I'll lock you in a bathroom with Moaning Myrtle!
WORMTAIL: Eeep! Okay, I'll be good!
ARBRON: Meanwhile, Ginny and Percy had finished delivering the message to Professor Sprout, and had gone down to the kitchens, where Dobby and Winky began to cook them up some food.
DOBBY: Here you are Master Percy; Dobby is using his own special recipe.
PERCY: (Takes bite out of biscuit, chews, nearly chokes)
DOBBY: What is you thinking of Dobby's biscuits, Master Percy?
PERCY: (splutters a bit, then catches his breath) Uh, they're brilliant Dobby. (Leaks sarcasm all over the kitchen)
ARBRON: The house elves all began to clean up, while Percy tried to convince Dobby he wasn't hungry. Eventually, he and Ginny escaped, Ginny with extra (edible) food to share with Percy.
PERCY: I never knew a House Elf could be such a bad cook!
GINNY: Me neither. Say, let's go somewhere else, I don't like standing in the hallway eating.
PERCY: Let's go to the Great Hall.
ARBRON: So Ginny and Percy made their way into the Great Hall, to eat the food that Winky gave them. In Hawaii somewhere, certain people were reclining on banana lounges, soaking up the sun and admiring stares of women of all ages.
SIRIUS: Ahhhhhhhh, peace, quiet and relaxation.
REMUS: A lovely place to be when Hogwarts is going to end. Nowhere could be farther away.
SIRIUS: Uh huh. (Sits up and squints into the distance) Say, is that what I think it is??? (Points)
REMUS: (Follows Sirius's finger with his eyes) Oh my god. You have GOT to be kidding me!
SIRIUS: No way! This is insane!
REMUS: Why would the Dementors be in Hawaii???
SIRIUS: I don't even want to think about it!
ARBRON: Back in the Gryffindor Common Room, Draco and Harry were sitting around waiting to be kidnapped. Ron and Lavender were huddled in a corner, mumbling something about a killer flea called Fido.
DRACO: Okay that's it! Voldie's had a full fifteen minutes to kidnap us, and we're still here!
HARRY: So we give up and go visit?
DRACO: Yep! Hey, aren't we forgetting something?
HARRY: Oh yeah! Our Special Superhero Costumes!!!
DRACO: Quick, let's go change!
ARBRON: So they ran up to the boy's dorms and donned their Special Superhero Costumes, preparing to go and pay a visit to Voldie. At around the same time, just outside the portrait of the Fat Lady.....
FAT LADY: I'm sorry gentlemen, but I can't let you in without the password!
WORMTAIL: But we have to get in! The Dark Lord sent us to kidnap, er, I forgot. Lucius?
LUCIUS: (Sighs impatiently, turns to the Fat Lady who is looking bored) We were sent here by the great Lord Voldemort to kidnap Harry Potter and whoever he tries to drag along with him.
FAT LADY: Oh! Well that's entirely different, go on in boys! (Swings forward)
LUCIUS: Thank you.
ARBRON: He and Wormtail step inside and look around as Harry and Draco come down stairs. Harry is wearing leather pants, red sleeveless shirt, and a silver cape with a red snake on it. Draco is wearing leather pants, green sleeveless shirt and a black cape with a green dragon on it.
LUCIUS: Hello Harry, Draco.
DRACO: Hello Father.
HARRY: Hello Mr Malfoy. I suppose you've come to kidnap us?
LUCIUS: Yes, and I suppose Draco is coming as well?
DRACO: Yes I am. Shall we leave then?
HARRY: We shall.
WORMTAIL: Hang on, what's with those two? (Points to Ron and Lavender)
LAVENDER: Death to Fido!!!
RON: The flea will die!!!
WORMTAIL: Oh not again! Have they seen anyone for this???
HARRY: We called Padfoot and Moony, but they weren't helpful and then they left without telling us what was going on.
DRACO: (Hopeful) Do either of you know?
LUCIUS: (Shakes head) Sorry boys.
WORMTAIL: I never really found out what was going on last time it happened to someone.
HARRY: Too bad. Are you two going to kidnap us now?
LUCIUS: Yep. Come on; let's go see Voldie.
Hello! Wasn't that fun??? Now review!!! Or I'll get Lucius to torture you too........
chochang913 ~ Wow thanks! You know someone who acts like Ron. that IS scary...
FreakishGuardian ~ THANKS!!! Three reviews??? That's cool! Thank you!
Dark Comet ~ *snigger* oh, I'm guessing you liked the sarcasm bit?
fluffyflapjack ~ Glad you liked the Snape bits. *hands over chocolate* there you go!
Quasy ~ Thanks!
slytherin slut ~ The funniest story you ever read??? I had no idea it was that funny, maybe you haven't read that many?
Kit Petitedra ~ Yes, you must all worship me!! Mwhahaha! Lol, sorry I couldn't help myself. Thanks!
Mr. Fuzzypants ~ heh heh, you can call me Wolfie-chan, go ahead.
Kero-chan ~ I admit, I try my hardest to be strange.
VIKIE ~ It's really that funny? Calm down a bit! :-)
duckchick ~ Nice to see someone liked Lucius Voldie and Pete, they're back this chapter! And I liked your idea for the costumes so much I used it; I hope you don't mind!
DEDICATION: To duckchick, for the brilliant idea about costumes. And to the rest of you reviewers, for reviewing!
DISCLAIMER: I own the plot. Really.
Ron, What ARE You Doing?
By Silver Wolf
ARBRON: Hermione led Fred, George, Seamus, Dean and Neville up to Dumbledore's office. When they went inside, a terrible sight met their eyes.......
HERMIONE: OH MY GOD!!!
FRED & GEORGE: This is just great, brilliant even! (Get covered in sarcasm)
NEVILLE: Gah! (Faints)
DEAN: This is, well, wrong!
SEAMUS: EEEP!!!!!
ARBRON: Hermione and Dean stared at Seamus. Then they all turned and stared some more at the horrible scene in the Headmaster's office.
HERMIONE: I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!
DEAN: I think I'm gonna go deaf if she keeps screaming....
HERMIONE: I WILL NOT STOP SCREAMING!
GEORGE: This is wrong, very, very wrong.
FRED & SEAMUS: HELP!!!!
DEAN: Gah!
ARBRON: The terrible scene did not go away, and they kept staring at it. They would probably be scarred for life. However, off in Voldie's Lair, things were even worse......
VOLDEMORT: Keep going Lucius, this is very entertaining.
LUCIUS: I really must agree, My Lord.
WORMTAIL: (Is giggling incessantly)
LUCIUS: (Is holding his wand over Wormtail - he's still using the Tickling Charm)
VOLDEMORT: Actually Lucius, I must ask you to remove the Charm from the snivelling little rat, as I have a task for the both of you.
WORMTAIL: (Looks incredibly relieved that the torture is ending)
LUCIUS: (Reluctantly removes charm) What would you like us to do, My Lord?
VOLDEMORT: I would like you to go and try to kidnap Harry Potter and anyone he tries to drag along. I'm bored, so I figure he might play chess or something with me before I kill him.
LUCIUS: An excellent plan, My Lord. (Glares at Wormtail) Get up you piece of filth, we have a Boy-Who-Lived to kidnap!
WORMTAIL: Oh man, I am so screwed, having to work with Lucius....
ARBRON: Lucius and Wormtail headed to Hogwarts, where they were going to kidnap Harry. Wormtail was complaining the whole entire way.
WORMTAIL: Why did I have to come? I just wanted to.... (Annoying mumble)..... Nooo, mean ol' Dark Lord makes me go kidnap the annoying Boy-Who-Just-Wont-Die and -
LUCIUS: Shut up, or I'll lock you in a bathroom with Moaning Myrtle!
WORMTAIL: Eeep! Okay, I'll be good!
ARBRON: Meanwhile, Ginny and Percy had finished delivering the message to Professor Sprout, and had gone down to the kitchens, where Dobby and Winky began to cook them up some food.
DOBBY: Here you are Master Percy; Dobby is using his own special recipe.
PERCY: (Takes bite out of biscuit, chews, nearly chokes)
DOBBY: What is you thinking of Dobby's biscuits, Master Percy?
PERCY: (splutters a bit, then catches his breath) Uh, they're brilliant Dobby. (Leaks sarcasm all over the kitchen)
ARBRON: The house elves all began to clean up, while Percy tried to convince Dobby he wasn't hungry. Eventually, he and Ginny escaped, Ginny with extra (edible) food to share with Percy.
PERCY: I never knew a House Elf could be such a bad cook!
GINNY: Me neither. Say, let's go somewhere else, I don't like standing in the hallway eating.
PERCY: Let's go to the Great Hall.
ARBRON: So Ginny and Percy made their way into the Great Hall, to eat the food that Winky gave them. In Hawaii somewhere, certain people were reclining on banana lounges, soaking up the sun and admiring stares of women of all ages.
SIRIUS: Ahhhhhhhh, peace, quiet and relaxation.
REMUS: A lovely place to be when Hogwarts is going to end. Nowhere could be farther away.
SIRIUS: Uh huh. (Sits up and squints into the distance) Say, is that what I think it is??? (Points)
REMUS: (Follows Sirius's finger with his eyes) Oh my god. You have GOT to be kidding me!
SIRIUS: No way! This is insane!
REMUS: Why would the Dementors be in Hawaii???
SIRIUS: I don't even want to think about it!
ARBRON: Back in the Gryffindor Common Room, Draco and Harry were sitting around waiting to be kidnapped. Ron and Lavender were huddled in a corner, mumbling something about a killer flea called Fido.
DRACO: Okay that's it! Voldie's had a full fifteen minutes to kidnap us, and we're still here!
HARRY: So we give up and go visit?
DRACO: Yep! Hey, aren't we forgetting something?
HARRY: Oh yeah! Our Special Superhero Costumes!!!
DRACO: Quick, let's go change!
ARBRON: So they ran up to the boy's dorms and donned their Special Superhero Costumes, preparing to go and pay a visit to Voldie. At around the same time, just outside the portrait of the Fat Lady.....
FAT LADY: I'm sorry gentlemen, but I can't let you in without the password!
WORMTAIL: But we have to get in! The Dark Lord sent us to kidnap, er, I forgot. Lucius?
LUCIUS: (Sighs impatiently, turns to the Fat Lady who is looking bored) We were sent here by the great Lord Voldemort to kidnap Harry Potter and whoever he tries to drag along with him.
FAT LADY: Oh! Well that's entirely different, go on in boys! (Swings forward)
LUCIUS: Thank you.
ARBRON: He and Wormtail step inside and look around as Harry and Draco come down stairs. Harry is wearing leather pants, red sleeveless shirt, and a silver cape with a red snake on it. Draco is wearing leather pants, green sleeveless shirt and a black cape with a green dragon on it.
LUCIUS: Hello Harry, Draco.
DRACO: Hello Father.
HARRY: Hello Mr Malfoy. I suppose you've come to kidnap us?
LUCIUS: Yes, and I suppose Draco is coming as well?
DRACO: Yes I am. Shall we leave then?
HARRY: We shall.
WORMTAIL: Hang on, what's with those two? (Points to Ron and Lavender)
LAVENDER: Death to Fido!!!
RON: The flea will die!!!
WORMTAIL: Oh not again! Have they seen anyone for this???
HARRY: We called Padfoot and Moony, but they weren't helpful and then they left without telling us what was going on.
DRACO: (Hopeful) Do either of you know?
LUCIUS: (Shakes head) Sorry boys.
WORMTAIL: I never really found out what was going on last time it happened to someone.
HARRY: Too bad. Are you two going to kidnap us now?
LUCIUS: Yep. Come on; let's go see Voldie.
Hello! Wasn't that fun??? Now review!!! Or I'll get Lucius to torture you too........