Draco and Ginny spent six sunny days and five glorious nights at their tropical paradise. They spent the days lying on the beach soaking up the sun, ate conch salad and sipped Mai Tai drinks all day. Their nights were filled with passion.
Soon, it was time to return to England and the Burrow. They arrived Christmas Eve morning to a hustling and bustling home.
They apparated just outside the Weasley's land and walked down the dirt lane to the dilapidated home. As they arrived at the back door, they heard Ron screaming like a little girl.
Apparently, Fred and George never changed. They had pulled a particularly nasty or funny prank depending on who you were in the situation. Ginny took an apprehensive look through the kitchen window and saw Ron running in circles trying to put out his "flaming" red hair.
Ginny looked at Draco in humor. "Some things never change."
"Looks like fun. Think they would let me join the party?" Draco smacked his arm in mock anger.
"Only if you make their little sister happy…" She said with a humorous glint in her eye.
"Well, I could tell them about last night. How, I made you scream my name over and over. Then, I could insure them that I was great for you because you told me that I was the very best."
"Draco, honey, that will get you killed."
"Your brothers are still that overprotective?"
"I never said it was my brothers who would kill you." She informed him with a knowing smile.
"Point received and processed, Mrs. Malfoy."
"Good. Ready to go in?"
Draco took a cleansing breath as Ginny opened the door and nodded. Ginny walked inside and Draco followed. Molly was the first to greet the young couple and eagerly grabbed them into a massive hug.
"Oh my babies are home!" Molly belted out in happiness.
"Mom, I can't breathe…" Ginny gasped out.
Molly released them. As she did, the rest of the family arrived in the kitchen. Arthur quickly gave Ginny a kiss on the cheek and shook Draco's hand earnestly.
Bill presented himself next and swept his sister up in a great, bear hug. He stopped short at Draco. Looked back at Ginny, gave her a long hard stare, turned back to Draco and held out his hand. "You better be glad she looks happy, Malfoy."
Ginny snorted at this and rolled her eyes. "Bill, please, the big brother act is so last year."
Draco and Bill snorted at her comment. They looked each other in the eye and understood one another. As long as Ginny was happy, Bill liked Draco. Upset her and there would be hell to pay.
Charlie followed with his good natured way. He hugged his sister and clasped Draco on the back.
Percy smiled at the couple and pulled them into a hug resembling Molly Weasley's and gaily said, "You guys look so happy."
He pulled them closer and in Ginny's ear he whispered, "I told you it would work out."
Draco heard Percy and smiled.
Percy pulled back and all three were smiling at each other.
The twins were next.
"Oh Ginny!" George squealed in an extremely high-pitched girl's voice, "You look fab. I am so jealous of your tan. Look, look at that hair. Fredricka look at that hair. Would you not just die for that hair? It frames that sweet face and makes her look so mature. Those clothes…phenomenal. Where did you buy them? New York, Milan, Paris?"
Ginny snorted, "Try Diagon Alley."
"Oh. My. Great. Merlin. You must tell me where we are going tomorrow!" Fredricka (otherwise known as Fred) interjected in the same fake feminine voice.
Draco rolled his eyes at the twin's antics. Unfortunately, George caught Draco's movements. He nudged Fred on the shoulder and nodded towards Draco. Fred took a long deciphering look at Draco while rubbing his chin.
"Draco…Draco…Draco…where DID you get those hunky trousers? You look really good in yellow and black striped spandex."
"I'm not wearing…"
George raised his wand. "Pantaloons de Bumbleebeeish"
Draco felt a tingling in his thigh area, looked down and saw that he was, indeed, wearing yellow and black striped spandex.
"You are now." Fred sagaciously told him.
"Fred and George Weasley what have you done! You change it back right now."
Ginny took a long look at her husband in spandex and said, "That's okay, Mom. He looks pretty good in spandex."
Molly and Arthur gaped at their daughter.
Ron, Harry and Hermione had arrived in the kitchen at the end of the conversation. Ron and Harry had disgusted looks on their faces. They followed them with gagging sounds and made "vomiting" motions with their hands.
Hermione was, of course, above the childish antics. Instead, she rolled her eyes and sighed huffily.
Since the rest of the family had been dealing with Ron, Harry and Hermione's negativity regarding Draco and Ginny for the last few days, they all turned and ignored them.
However, Ginny was not so passive.
"Ahhh, Harry and Ron are you choking on Bushy Head's Hair again? You should fix that. It makes you look like Crookshanks."
Hermione sputtered in indignation. Ron and Harry looked murderous. The rest of the family was gaping at Ginny in shock. Draco was attempting to hide his laughter behind his hand. It was not working, not that he tried very hard.
"Ginny Weasley Malfoy how dare you insult guests in our home. Go to your room, NOW!" Molly Weasley bellowed at her youngest (and only) daughter.
"Gladly" Ginny retorted. She grabbed Draco by his arm and led him up the staircase to her room.
Once there, Draco took a long, hard look around. The room was done in a medium mauve that clashed horribly with the Weasley hair. There was a collection of Wizard and Witch Bobble heads on one of the old wicker bookcases. She had one of Merlin, Hedwig, Morgana, Diana and Rathskeller.
The walls were covered in moss. Ginny saw him looking at the moss and commented, "Yes, that is moss. It is real. I was four and got a hold of Dad's wand. I snuck it up here and hade some fun. They were going to remove it, but every time they tried; I would jump in front of the moss. They finally gave up. Now, I have beautiful moss growing on my wall. Like it?"
"Well, I'm not sure I like it; but you definitely have an interesting motif in your bedroom."
Ginny giggled and agreed. Her bedroom was what most would call eclectic and she like it that way.
Draco smiled back at her. He loved seeing his Ginny smile like that. Her whole face would light up in joy. He walked towards her and pushed her back on the bed with an evil grin.
She fell onto the bed in hysterics and he shut her up the only way he knew how, with an arduous kiss. A long, sensual kiss that they both felt go through their bodies to their toes and back again. The curling of passion settled in their lower chests and they both responded accordingly. Draco increased the pressure on Ginny's lips and she accepted the pressure by opening her mouth and letting him ravage it.
Draco felt her desire for him growing and a feral growl was released from deep within his throat.
Ginny knew that sound and was preparing for a nice, long loving from her lover. She quickly moved her hands to his shirt and pulled it from his trousers. To her delight, he moaned in passion. She furtively pulled the shirt apart and began wandering her hands all over his hard chest.
He returned the favor by feverishly ripping her blouse causing buttons to fly all over the room. Ginny squealed loudly; half in anger and half in delight. It was her favorite blouse.
Draco smirked at her and began his ministrations to her torso. Soon, Ginny was moaning passionately.
She moved to the button-fly opening on his jeans and began flicking them open one by one. She saw his breathing become erratic and was rewarded with a thrill of ecstasy. She quickly finished her job with nimble fingers and slid her hand in his pants. She deftly wrapped her hands around his manhood through his silk boxers and Draco hissed in rapture. Now, his breathing was marked with heavy sighs and Ginny knew it was time to move in for the kill.
However before she could make her move, there was a knock at the door.
Ginny muttered a quiet, "Damn!"
Draco dropped his forehead onto hers and answered, "Yes?"
Percy called out from outside the door that lunch would be ready in five minutes.
Ginny sighed in exasperation and disappointment. Then, she let Percy know that they had heard and would be out momentarily.
Draco turned to Ginny and said, "You go on ahead. I need a few minutes."
Ginny nodded and went to her drawer and pulled out a tan jumper. She quickly put it on and gave Draco a kiss on the temple before walking out of their room.
Ginny walked downstairs to find Hermione helping her mom with lunch. As Ginny walked into the kitchen, her mother asked her to set the table. Ginny nodded and made a mental note to tell Draco to NOT eat any corn.
Ginny caught George's eye and raised a mocking eyebrow. He smiled and furtively put a quick finger to his lips and waggled his eyebrows back at her. Ginny smiled.
Moments later, Molly declared lunch ready and called for everyone to gather in the kitchen. Arthur arrived first and magically altered the table to allow it to accommodate all the Weasley's.
Everyone was sitting at the table when Draco finally came down. Ginny had been saving him a seat. When she saw him, she quickly got up, put on a smile and walked to him. She entwined his arm to hers and leaned over to whisper in his ear.
"In a minute, act like I have told you the cutest thing in the world. Till then, listen well. DO NOT eat the corn. Got that? Do not eat the corn."
Draco nodded and silkily chuckled. Ginny grinned at him and winked.
"Want to share with us Gin? It is not polite to whisper." Percy asked.
"Well, I could. However, I doubt you REALLY want to know…" Ginny informed them with a very dead panned face.
Draco, the twins and Charlie snorted loudly. Percy, Bill and Mr. Weasley turned a horrible shade of red, while the Dream Trio looked positively green. Mrs. Weasley just smiled in a mother's knowing way.
Ginny and Draco took their seats and lunch began. It was chaotic. Bowls and plates were flying in all directions (literally). Once everyone had filled their plates, they all dug in enthusiastically.
Fred took a moment to inquire if Ginny and Draco would care for some corn, but they sweetly declined.
Within minutes, the table was in a very different type of chaos.
Ron jumped up first made a fake gun with his index finger and thumb. He pointed it towards Percy and said, "You cannot fool me any longer. I know you are a spy. Now get up slowly and keep your hands where I can see them."
Percy jumped up in a huff, but suddenly stopped and said, "You are the spy, Mr. Goldfinger. I suggest you prepare yourself for a challenge."
That said, he drew his wand and pointed it to Ron. He yelled, "Encasium." Rob found him sound surrounded by a glass cube.
George and Fred had fallen out of their seats laughing at the spectacle before them.
Bill, too, jumped from his chair and said to Charlie, "Agent 001, I have a new gadget for you. My colleagues and I have created a gun that shoots flowers out of the barrel."
Charlie looked at Bill and retorted, "What, pray tell, will I do with that U?"
Bill looked at him as if he was crazy. "Why you will always have a gift for your current lady friend."
"Wonderful! Brilliant Idea, Mate!" Charlie congratulated "U" otherwise known as Bill.
Draco and Ginny joined George and Fred on the floor.
Minutes later, everyone returned to their normal state and looked to each other in question. Fred took great pride to show them how they had acted with an enhanced Wizard's Picture; then proceeded to inform them that they had just been used as guinea pigs to test their new potion. The new potion turned the people who ingested it into famous, muggle movie characters. This particular potion was based on the famous spy from Ian Fleming's Books. They were calling this version of the potion "Liquid Informer." They also had potions to turn people into a purple dinosaurs and this wizard kid with round glasses.
Molly Weasley shook her head in exasperation and motioned for everyone to finish their lunch.
A/N: I have no ownership of Ian Fleming, his works or the James Bond saga. I am a huge fan of it!