'RON!'

Oh, sorry Hermione,' said Ron, 'did I accidentally bump into you?'

'No,' Hermione fumed, 'I just THREW my ink pot all over my Charms homework.'

Leaning over, she picked up her dripping parchment by the corner and dropped it into Ron's lap before performing a quick clear-up spell.

'Oh Hermione,' Ron groaned, 'now I have ink all over me!'

'Vanity is a dreadful thing, Ron,' muttered Hermione.

'Excuse me?'

She put her quill and spare parchment back into her bag.

'Hermione, talking to yourself is the first sign of madness you know.'

Eyes rolled.

'Ron, EVERYTHING you do is a sign of madness.'

'Mione!' he frowned, I resent that!'

'I don't know where you got that silly nickname from.'

'Oh.perhaps a little thing like YOUR NAME?'

'No, perhaps a little thing like your mentally challenged brain?' Hermione said, picking up her bag and standing up.

'Evidently,' said Ron, as Hermione planted a quick kiss on the top of his head, gave a small smile, and headed up to the girls dormitories.

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Although it seems completely pointless, read the first letter of every sentence and you'll see why it was just a random thing. Thank you for reading.