Disclaimer - And we all bow down to the mighty JK Rowling.
A/N - I have reviews! You have no idea how happy that makes a geeky girl like me. I was convinced that chapter sucked.
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The Wacky World of Remus Lupin:
Remus Lupin and the Fangirls from Hell (or a bad production of Bye Bye Birdie – you make the call)
It was a leisurely Saturday afternoon that found Remus Lupin sitting in his office grading papers. He threw down his quill and leaned back in his chair, closing his eyes. Then, he heard a sound coming through his open window.
Remus stood up with a sigh and walked to the window where a most horrible sight met his eyes. No, not Snape in a Speedo, besides I said horrible not deadly. Anyway, there, on the front lawn was a group of scantily dressed girls singing.
'We love you Remus
Oh, yes we do
We love you Remus
And we'll be true
When your not near us
Were Blue
Oh Remus, We love you!'
Remus covered his eyes. The terror! Oh the pure terror! They were messing with his mind. This reminded him of that memorable staff Christmas party where Snape had gotten drunk and dressed up like a .....Oh that's a different story. He quickly gathered anything he could spare and started chucking it at the Fangirls from Hell.
"But Remus," one girl yelled, "we love OW!" She was hit with a blueberry pastry (whom was incidently named Tracy- sensing a pattern anyone?) The Fangirls scattered.
"We will be back! They screamed to him. Remus slammed the window shut and sat back down at his desk. He had to write a letter....
Dear Legolas,
I'm so sorry for those comments about the fangirls. They really are Hell! You'll never believe what just happened.......
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A/N - Well, there it is; part two. Hope you like. And sorry, I just couldn't resist putting Legolas in there.
TOODLES!