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The Wacky World of Remus Lupin
Remus Lupin meets a 'Vampire'
Remus Lupin was walking down the second floor corridor when he saw a most horrible sight. I mean it could blind you. It could make you piss your pants in fear.
"Hello Severus."
"Lupin"
Now back to that vampire.
Remus kept walking, humming the James Bond theme song as he went. He often imagined himself as James Bond. Anyway, it was then, just as he got to the second chorus, that he saw it.
"Oh my! It's a vampire!"
The 'vampire' had curly black hair ('definitely a wig,' thought Remus) and a white face with black face paint in a really cool design. This reminded him of that time......well actually it didn't remind him of anything in particular.
The 'vampire' turned to face him, looking very hurt and slightly disappointed.
'No, it's Gene Simmons,"
Remus stared at him.
"You know. Gene Simmons from Kiss,"
Remus stared blankly. (Insert cricket chirps here)
Gene Simmons gave a sigh and stuck out his tongue. Remus's eyes widened and he pulled a ruler from god only knows where.
"Holy shit!" he said while measuring, "that must be a foot long!" Gene gave sad little smile.
"Oh ya baby."
And so, Remus never really met a vampire. He passed Snape's classroom on the way back to his own. As he watched Severus sucking the blood of a student who had obviously forgotten his homework, he felt a little bad for thinking him to be scary.
Today Remus learned not to jump to conclusions. Boy this reminded him of that time.....damn! Still nothing.
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A/N - Hope you enjoyed!
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