Disclaimer - Nothings mine
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The Wacky World of Remus Lupin
Remus Lupin and Too Many Wires
It was on a blustery Saturday morning that Remus Lupin decided to hook up the new stereo system he had gotten for Christmas. He sat on the floor of his office reading the instructions.
'This should be set up in no time,' he thought. He couldn't wait to play his new Kiss cd that Gene had given him.
After about twenty minutes ha realized he was trying to read the Spanish directions. He turned to the English side, already more than frustrated. This kind of reminded him of the time Sirius had bewitched all his books to swear at him whenever he opened them, but that's a different story.
Remus looked down at the instructions:
1) Open the box
2) Take out stereo and all attachments
3) Assemble
4) Enjoy your stereo!
"Helpful," Remus muttered. But how hard could it really be?
***One hour later***
"WIRES!" Remus ran down the corridor, screaming.
"Wires! Too many goddamn wires! Blue goes with green, red goes with yellow, white goes with purple. Too many wires!" He then proceeded to scream the same in Spanish.
He passed Snape who had the rare decency to knock him unconscious with a cardboard cutout of Edward Scissorhands.
"We really should have him medicated you know."
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A/N - I don't know where this came from but there it is. Enjoy.
TOODLES