Here I am again. Read the warnings and such from the part 1, if you will.
I'm too lazy to write same things over and over and over again.
A/N: So I am back. Was too lazy (again) to put it to the first chapter. Gotta see how this works. Maybe I even get to finish this one day.
On with this thingy...
Some random Schwartz and Weiss ficcie... By Twinkie
Part 2: Madness ensues
[Tired because of the events and exercises (read: sex) they had gone through the previous day, Nagi and Omi decided to spend the day just the two of them. They proceeded to walk around Tokyo hand in hand and look like persons who are deeply in love (which they were). They sat to a booth in one fairly popular coffee shop, and ordered some tea and muffins.]
Nagi: My love, we have to make some plans. We need to associate our groups so that we don't need to be afraid when we invite them to dinner in Christmas and such.
Omi: *sips his tea* You are ever so right. We don't want them to kill each other in dinner table with the utensils.
Nagi: *coughs* Well, maybe everyone else but Schu and Yoji. I think they are a bit *too* associated with each other as it is.
[Suddenly, as in on cue, a scream is heard from the back of the café. People start to gather there, and our boys, being rather nosy assassin teenagers that they are, follow the lead. And what do they find? Yup. To their utter embarrassment their eyes meet the two, uh, most outgoing people of their groups: Schu and Yoji, who are half naked and ready to jump to each other's bones.]
Schu: Awww, sheiße, we got caught. You damn woman! *Gives the bird to one of the waitresses*
Yoji: *looks up and notices Nagi and Omi in the crowd* Hi Nagi! Hi Omittchi! [he waves to them] Care to join us?
*Everybody stares at Yoji and Schu first, then turn at the boys*
Nagi: *points at Schu and Yoji* We don't know them. Our names are not Omi and Nagi. We are Julius and David.
Omi: We have never seen them in our lives. You bastardised perverts, get away from us! *They make a mad dash to the door and run out*
[On the street they sigh in relief. It doesn't last long, though, when they see Farfie and Ken ran pass them, Farfie laughing like insane (which he is) and Ken screaming bloody murder.]
Nagi: I cannot believe this.
Omi: Why are we cursed with team mates who are crazy?! WHY?!
[Nagi pats his arm reassuringly]
Nagi: Don't you worry. Things can't get any worse.
[You should know from every movie and book and fic you've read or seen that never *ever* say that kind of thing, 'cause, whaddya know, they saw a man that looked a bit like Takatori, that evil bastard, and Aya, waving his bad- ass sword, running in slow motion in the street opposed to where they were standing.]
Aya: TAKATORI! SHI-NE!
The Takatori Looking Guy: AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
[Even their yelling is in slow motion.]
Omi and Nagi: *hand to head*
[As Aya runs after the Takatori Looking Guy (in slow motion, mind you), Bradley appears out of the mass of people, grabs Aya and slungs him over his shoulder.]
Brad: I've seen this coming for a long time.
Aya: *kicks and screams* I'll get you one day, Takatori! Shi-NE!!!
Schu and Yoji: *join Nagi and Omi, and together they watch Aya and Bradley making a huge scene, and Farfie and Ken running into them*
Ken, Farfie, Brad and Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *They all fall down to the sidewalk. People stare and shake their heads*
People: Nutcases.
[The group of four in the other side of the road shrug and start to walk away.]
Nagi: This has been one very strange day.
Omi: Aye. We live with bunch of wackoes.
[Schu and Yoji decide to prove their point by glancing each other lustfully (those guys are insatiable, I tell you!) and rushing off to the nearest park bench to make out.]
Omi and Nagi: *fall over to the ground. After some time they climb up and brush themselves off*
Omi: Let's go home.
Nagi: Okay.
[They leave]
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End of part 2
Twinkie: was that even funny? No? Shame.
Nagi: * blank look* Woman, you scare me.
Omi: Don't you fear. I'm here for you.
Nagi: Thanks, baby.
Twinkie: Hmm. Now, again, the never-ending plea: REVIEW, DAMNIT!
Nagi: If you say it's pleading.
Omi: I'd say it's more like ordering.
Twinkie: Shut up.
Yotan: Uhm, has anyone seen Schu? We were kind of doing something (guess twice * what*.) when he suddenly just ran off mumbling something about make- up, women and his hair.
Nagi, Twinkie and Omi: *dull stares* Uh, we so don't even *want* to know.
Twinkie: *points into random direction* He went there. And if he isn't there, then he's there, *Points to another direction* and if-
Yotan: *raises his hands and starts to inch back ways* Got your point. I gotta go. *runs away*
Nagi and Omi: Lucky thing * sigh*
Twinkie: Hm? *Glare*
Nagi and Omi: uuuh. Poor thing?
Twinkie: That's better.
One last time: review!
A/N: So I am back. Was too lazy (again) to put it to the first chapter. Gotta see how this works. Maybe I even get to finish this one day.
On with this thingy...
Some random Schwartz and Weiss ficcie... By Twinkie
Part 2: Madness ensues
[Tired because of the events and exercises (read: sex) they had gone through the previous day, Nagi and Omi decided to spend the day just the two of them. They proceeded to walk around Tokyo hand in hand and look like persons who are deeply in love (which they were). They sat to a booth in one fairly popular coffee shop, and ordered some tea and muffins.]
Nagi: My love, we have to make some plans. We need to associate our groups so that we don't need to be afraid when we invite them to dinner in Christmas and such.
Omi: *sips his tea* You are ever so right. We don't want them to kill each other in dinner table with the utensils.
Nagi: *coughs* Well, maybe everyone else but Schu and Yoji. I think they are a bit *too* associated with each other as it is.
[Suddenly, as in on cue, a scream is heard from the back of the café. People start to gather there, and our boys, being rather nosy assassin teenagers that they are, follow the lead. And what do they find? Yup. To their utter embarrassment their eyes meet the two, uh, most outgoing people of their groups: Schu and Yoji, who are half naked and ready to jump to each other's bones.]
Schu: Awww, sheiße, we got caught. You damn woman! *Gives the bird to one of the waitresses*
Yoji: *looks up and notices Nagi and Omi in the crowd* Hi Nagi! Hi Omittchi! [he waves to them] Care to join us?
*Everybody stares at Yoji and Schu first, then turn at the boys*
Nagi: *points at Schu and Yoji* We don't know them. Our names are not Omi and Nagi. We are Julius and David.
Omi: We have never seen them in our lives. You bastardised perverts, get away from us! *They make a mad dash to the door and run out*
[On the street they sigh in relief. It doesn't last long, though, when they see Farfie and Ken ran pass them, Farfie laughing like insane (which he is) and Ken screaming bloody murder.]
Nagi: I cannot believe this.
Omi: Why are we cursed with team mates who are crazy?! WHY?!
[Nagi pats his arm reassuringly]
Nagi: Don't you worry. Things can't get any worse.
[You should know from every movie and book and fic you've read or seen that never *ever* say that kind of thing, 'cause, whaddya know, they saw a man that looked a bit like Takatori, that evil bastard, and Aya, waving his bad- ass sword, running in slow motion in the street opposed to where they were standing.]
Aya: TAKATORI! SHI-NE!
The Takatori Looking Guy: AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!
[Even their yelling is in slow motion.]
Omi and Nagi: *hand to head*
[As Aya runs after the Takatori Looking Guy (in slow motion, mind you), Bradley appears out of the mass of people, grabs Aya and slungs him over his shoulder.]
Brad: I've seen this coming for a long time.
Aya: *kicks and screams* I'll get you one day, Takatori! Shi-NE!!!
Schu and Yoji: *join Nagi and Omi, and together they watch Aya and Bradley making a huge scene, and Farfie and Ken running into them*
Ken, Farfie, Brad and Aya: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!! *They all fall down to the sidewalk. People stare and shake their heads*
People: Nutcases.
[The group of four in the other side of the road shrug and start to walk away.]
Nagi: This has been one very strange day.
Omi: Aye. We live with bunch of wackoes.
[Schu and Yoji decide to prove their point by glancing each other lustfully (those guys are insatiable, I tell you!) and rushing off to the nearest park bench to make out.]
Omi and Nagi: *fall over to the ground. After some time they climb up and brush themselves off*
Omi: Let's go home.
Nagi: Okay.
[They leave]
***********************
End of part 2
Twinkie: was that even funny? No? Shame.
Nagi: * blank look* Woman, you scare me.
Omi: Don't you fear. I'm here for you.
Nagi: Thanks, baby.
Twinkie: Hmm. Now, again, the never-ending plea: REVIEW, DAMNIT!
Nagi: If you say it's pleading.
Omi: I'd say it's more like ordering.
Twinkie: Shut up.
Yotan: Uhm, has anyone seen Schu? We were kind of doing something (guess twice * what*.) when he suddenly just ran off mumbling something about make- up, women and his hair.
Nagi, Twinkie and Omi: *dull stares* Uh, we so don't even *want* to know.
Twinkie: *points into random direction* He went there. And if he isn't there, then he's there, *Points to another direction* and if-
Yotan: *raises his hands and starts to inch back ways* Got your point. I gotta go. *runs away*
Nagi and Omi: Lucky thing * sigh*
Twinkie: Hm? *Glare*
Nagi and Omi: uuuh. Poor thing?
Twinkie: That's better.
One last time: review!