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Merry Christmas to all the readers! I hope you'll get lots and lots of presents!
Some random Schwartz and Weiss ficcie... By Twinkie
Part 3: Lovely day of work
[A peaceful morning in the Koneko no Sumu ie (whatever). Aya is watering the plants, Omi is sweeping the floor, Ken is making arrangements, and Yoji… well, Yoji is trying to look professional and charming while hanging over the counter. He has a major headache and he really needs a cigarette.]
Yoji: *eyes pleading* Om~i, please-
Omi: No.
Yoji: Just-
Omi: No.
Yoji: *bursts into tears* OMIIII!!
Omi: No. No smoking cigarettes in the shop. No.
Ken: I have a feeling something really awful is going to happen today.
Aya: Hn. I have the feeling that I'll kill Takatori today. A lucky day. I will avenge you, Aya-chan!
[Poor Yotan is still bawling. Omi is still coolly sweeping the floor. A mob of squealing fan girls rush in to the store. All Weiss guys look terrified.]
Mob of fan girls: *squeal* They are all here!
Ken: Ohh, I knew it just fine…
[On the other part of the town, the Scwarzies are playing Monopoly. Brad is winning. We are not surprised. ]
Brad: After all, I am the financial genius of this group. Mwah.
Schu: I don't wanna play anymore! You are so dull, Brad. You always win. I hate you! *pouts a bit childishly*
Farfie: *has a moment of insight* I think I love him. He hurts God, seriously. He is the one I'm looking for. We will hurt God together!
Nagi: *looks disturbed* Farfie, you are not talking about the eggbeater, are you? Because, if you remember, it got smashed a week ago.
Farfie: I'm talking about that God hurting Weiss kitten, Ken. We can have a double wedding, Nagi-chan.
Nagi: *looks even more disturbed* I think the eggbeater would have been better…
[At this point, our most beloved German red-head starts to swear in german. Brad looks very smug, almost outrageously so, and smirks, avoiding, to Schu-chan's grief, all the flying objects that are thrown at him.]
Schu: I hate you, you bastard! I wanted to win! Why can't you let me win, even just once? BASTARD!!!
[After good deal of more shouting, Schu storms away, looking totally pissed of. Brad is still looking smug.]
Nagi: That was mean, Bradley. You shouldn't do that to Schu.
Brad: *smirking in an evil kind of knowing way* I know.
Farfie: I will send him flowers. Sending flowers to a worker of a flower shop will hurt God. *gigglegiggle*
Nagi: I'm obviously up too early. I'll go back to sleep. *proceeds to do so*
[Back in the flower shop. The stupid squealing fan girls are harassing our bishounen. ]
Aya: Buy something or- *sees something* TAKATORI! Shi-NE! *is suddenly in his assassin gear, with his katana in hand, running to the street *I will get you this time! I will avenge you, Aya-chan!
Ken, Yoji and Omi: *sweatdrop*
Aya fan girl #1: Wow, so cool. Did you all see that? My Aya, my lovely and handsome Aya has a sword and cool assassin clothes! Aya, I love you! *runs after Aya, as do about ¼ of the rest of the fan girls*
Aya fan girl #2: He is not yours! Aya is mine! Mine!
Aya fan girl #3: You are a bitch! Aya loves me! No one else!
[The fan girls left in the shop start squealing again. Few plant pots are broken, Yoji tries (several times) sneaking out of the shop to a) smoke a cigarette and/or b) to get away. He is captured either by Omi or by the fan girls. Yoji is developing a bad migraine. All of a sudden, a flower delivery guy pops in.]
Flower Delivery Guy: Hidaka Ken, are you here?
Ken: I am here.
Flower Delivery Guy: I have flowers for you, Hidaka Ken. Please sign in here.
[Ken does this, totally baffled as why would anyone send him flowers to a flower shop. And the bush is terribly mismatched too. ]
Ken: Why would somebody send a florist flowers? Especially as ugly bouquet as this? *glares suspiciously at the Flower Delivery Guy*
Flower Delivery Guy: I have no idea! I'm only doing my job! *runs out of the shop*
[Everything is explained when Ken opens the letter coming with the bush.]
The letter: Hello, kitten! This really hurts God. I think we should get married. Two men getting married really makes God cry. I will give one of my knives to you as a wedding present, and then we can make each other bleed in the honeymoon. God will suffer. (insert a mad giggle somewhere around here.)
Ken: Good grief. *passes out, and has twenty fan girls molesting him at the instant*
Omi: This is bad… *runs out of the door, and slams into Nagi*
Nagi: Hi, baby. Did Ken get Farfs' flowers?
Omi: *clings to Nagi* Take me the hell away from here!
Nagi: Okie. *grabs Omi and runs*
Omi fan girls: Hey! That's our Omi! *they run after the two*
Omi & Nagi: Shit. *run faster*
[Yotan is left alone in the shop. Of course, Ken is there too, but he is unconscious, so that doesn't count.]
Yoji: *panics* Omigod, omigod, they all left me. What am I gonna do? *runs in small circles* The pressure is too much! *promptly faints*
Yoji Fan Girls: He fainted. Poor Yoji-san! *are all over him in seconds*
[The few people who really would like to buy some flowers instead of drooling after cute guys are driven out of the shop by all this. They are afraid.]
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Twinkie: Err… yeah…
Weiss & Schwarz: * dull stares*
Schu: There was no plot!
Twinkie: Of course there was! It was only, uh…well hidden!
Ken: Yare, yare. I'm starting to believe you should not write at all…
The rest of the guys + Twinkie: *in disbelief* You're starting to believe?!
Brad: How slow are you? I've known that for like, what? Years?
Aya: You are a precog.
Brad: *glare* But still, I knew.
*everybody is nodding significantly*
Next chappie: Review, that is the key word. Tell me what you think. Do I suck or do I suck? Hmm? *pokes people to the ribs with her elbow* Tell me, 'cause I'm dying to know…
Merry Christmas to all the readers! I hope you'll get lots and lots of presents!
Some random Schwartz and Weiss ficcie... By Twinkie
Part 3: Lovely day of work
[A peaceful morning in the Koneko no Sumu ie (whatever). Aya is watering the plants, Omi is sweeping the floor, Ken is making arrangements, and Yoji… well, Yoji is trying to look professional and charming while hanging over the counter. He has a major headache and he really needs a cigarette.]
Yoji: *eyes pleading* Om~i, please-
Omi: No.
Yoji: Just-
Omi: No.
Yoji: *bursts into tears* OMIIII!!
Omi: No. No smoking cigarettes in the shop. No.
Ken: I have a feeling something really awful is going to happen today.
Aya: Hn. I have the feeling that I'll kill Takatori today. A lucky day. I will avenge you, Aya-chan!
[Poor Yotan is still bawling. Omi is still coolly sweeping the floor. A mob of squealing fan girls rush in to the store. All Weiss guys look terrified.]
Mob of fan girls: *squeal* They are all here!
Ken: Ohh, I knew it just fine…
[On the other part of the town, the Scwarzies are playing Monopoly. Brad is winning. We are not surprised. ]
Brad: After all, I am the financial genius of this group. Mwah.
Schu: I don't wanna play anymore! You are so dull, Brad. You always win. I hate you! *pouts a bit childishly*
Farfie: *has a moment of insight* I think I love him. He hurts God, seriously. He is the one I'm looking for. We will hurt God together!
Nagi: *looks disturbed* Farfie, you are not talking about the eggbeater, are you? Because, if you remember, it got smashed a week ago.
Farfie: I'm talking about that God hurting Weiss kitten, Ken. We can have a double wedding, Nagi-chan.
Nagi: *looks even more disturbed* I think the eggbeater would have been better…
[At this point, our most beloved German red-head starts to swear in german. Brad looks very smug, almost outrageously so, and smirks, avoiding, to Schu-chan's grief, all the flying objects that are thrown at him.]
Schu: I hate you, you bastard! I wanted to win! Why can't you let me win, even just once? BASTARD!!!
[After good deal of more shouting, Schu storms away, looking totally pissed of. Brad is still looking smug.]
Nagi: That was mean, Bradley. You shouldn't do that to Schu.
Brad: *smirking in an evil kind of knowing way* I know.
Farfie: I will send him flowers. Sending flowers to a worker of a flower shop will hurt God. *gigglegiggle*
Nagi: I'm obviously up too early. I'll go back to sleep. *proceeds to do so*
[Back in the flower shop. The stupid squealing fan girls are harassing our bishounen. ]
Aya: Buy something or- *sees something* TAKATORI! Shi-NE! *is suddenly in his assassin gear, with his katana in hand, running to the street *I will get you this time! I will avenge you, Aya-chan!
Ken, Yoji and Omi: *sweatdrop*
Aya fan girl #1: Wow, so cool. Did you all see that? My Aya, my lovely and handsome Aya has a sword and cool assassin clothes! Aya, I love you! *runs after Aya, as do about ¼ of the rest of the fan girls*
Aya fan girl #2: He is not yours! Aya is mine! Mine!
Aya fan girl #3: You are a bitch! Aya loves me! No one else!
[The fan girls left in the shop start squealing again. Few plant pots are broken, Yoji tries (several times) sneaking out of the shop to a) smoke a cigarette and/or b) to get away. He is captured either by Omi or by the fan girls. Yoji is developing a bad migraine. All of a sudden, a flower delivery guy pops in.]
Flower Delivery Guy: Hidaka Ken, are you here?
Ken: I am here.
Flower Delivery Guy: I have flowers for you, Hidaka Ken. Please sign in here.
[Ken does this, totally baffled as why would anyone send him flowers to a flower shop. And the bush is terribly mismatched too. ]
Ken: Why would somebody send a florist flowers? Especially as ugly bouquet as this? *glares suspiciously at the Flower Delivery Guy*
Flower Delivery Guy: I have no idea! I'm only doing my job! *runs out of the shop*
[Everything is explained when Ken opens the letter coming with the bush.]
The letter: Hello, kitten! This really hurts God. I think we should get married. Two men getting married really makes God cry. I will give one of my knives to you as a wedding present, and then we can make each other bleed in the honeymoon. God will suffer. (insert a mad giggle somewhere around here.)
Ken: Good grief. *passes out, and has twenty fan girls molesting him at the instant*
Omi: This is bad… *runs out of the door, and slams into Nagi*
Nagi: Hi, baby. Did Ken get Farfs' flowers?
Omi: *clings to Nagi* Take me the hell away from here!
Nagi: Okie. *grabs Omi and runs*
Omi fan girls: Hey! That's our Omi! *they run after the two*
Omi & Nagi: Shit. *run faster*
[Yotan is left alone in the shop. Of course, Ken is there too, but he is unconscious, so that doesn't count.]
Yoji: *panics* Omigod, omigod, they all left me. What am I gonna do? *runs in small circles* The pressure is too much! *promptly faints*
Yoji Fan Girls: He fainted. Poor Yoji-san! *are all over him in seconds*
[The few people who really would like to buy some flowers instead of drooling after cute guys are driven out of the shop by all this. They are afraid.]
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Twinkie: Err… yeah…
Weiss & Schwarz: * dull stares*
Schu: There was no plot!
Twinkie: Of course there was! It was only, uh…well hidden!
Ken: Yare, yare. I'm starting to believe you should not write at all…
The rest of the guys + Twinkie: *in disbelief* You're starting to believe?!
Brad: How slow are you? I've known that for like, what? Years?
Aya: You are a precog.
Brad: *glare* But still, I knew.
*everybody is nodding significantly*
Next chappie: Review, that is the key word. Tell me what you think. Do I suck or do I suck? Hmm? *pokes people to the ribs with her elbow* Tell me, 'cause I'm dying to know…