Hiya, everybody! I am so back! Thank you to all you fantastic reviewers, I *do* love you. ^___^
Omi: we love you too.
Nagi: yeah. She is so pleased about the reviews that we have slept with her in her bed for few weeks.
Omi: It sometimes gets a bit cramped, but surely beats sleeping in the floor or in the bal-
Twinkie: Don't say it. *glare*
Omi: Okay…
On with 'Random'!
Random chapter 4
By Twinkie
Part 4: The hell with it
[It was such a lovely day once again. Birds were chirping happily, sun shined and everybody was smiling.]
Omi: Ah. I'm so happy. It is a wonderful day!
Nagi: Indeed it is. A perfect day for a picnic!
[They had decided to throw a small picnic party thingie in a park near the Koneko no Sumu ie, for it was the youngest members' 4th month anniversary! Happy happy. ]
Yoji: I wanna go home. I have a headache. We drank so much yesterday it is a miracle we didn't drown!
Schu: I totally agree. Anyone have a painkiller? One made for horses would be dandy…
Brad: You filthy little terrorists. All that drinking, smoking and sex is bad for your health! Think about your future, you idiots!
Farfie: *is sitting as close to Ken as possible* Don't nag, Brad. Drinking oneself to death hurts God! It makes him weep and cry and curse us for the injustice that rules the world! God will suffer! *mad giggle*
Ken: *is edging away* That is rather scary… Would someone PLEASE want to SAVE me?!
Aya: Shut up. I am thinking of the best way to kill Takatori. Slow. It has to be slow. And very painful.
Brad: You will slice him with your sword.
Aya: Damn it! Will you be quiet! I do not- *blink and pause* You mean I will kill him? That I, Fujimya Aya, or Ran, as you prefer, will kill that bastard Takatori (shi-NE!)?
Schu: Brad! What will happen to us? We will be unemployed! I will have to go back to the streets and sell my precious body! * turns to Aya* Du bist eine big shithead!
Aya: Thanks a lot.
Omi: Now, now. We have some really yummy food in here! Look how excellent food Nagi-chan has made! * Points at the burned food in the blanket*
[Omi picks up some chicken food thingy for himself and stuffs it into his mouth.]
Omi: Mmmm… *swallows and manages not to puke it all back up* Uh, delicious!
Nagi: *Beams* I'm so happy you like it, honey. I'm pretty new with cooking, and I surely would be very, VERY depressed and probably kill lots of people with my telekinesis and then myself if you guys didn't like it.
Omi: This is best food ever made, right guys? *flashes his darts*
[All of our assassins take the hint and smile convincingly, taking huge portions each. As soon as Nagi turns his back, they dump the food over their shoulders. Behind them, the ground slowly starts to die.]
Everybody: Mmmm, this is better than anything I've ever tasted!
Nagi: *is happy*
[All our boys sigh in relief.]
Brad: I am full. I will go see how the ducks are managing in that faraway bond somewhere there. * points towards the tiny little bond at the other side of the park*
Aya: I will come with you. You can tell me how I'll kill Takatori, that bastard of bastards (shi-NE!).
[They do that. Yoji and Schu are getting comfy in the grass, and soon they're both asleep. Drinking can do that to people, I guess.
Farfie and Ken, in the other hand, are playing cat and mouse, Ken being the mouse. Farfie babbles on about weddings and children and God, and Ken (poor thing) is solemnly wishing he was somewhere else.]
Omi: You think they are starting to accept each other?
Nagi: Yeah. But I sure as Hell ain't going to have double weddings with Farfie and Ken.
Omi: Are they getting married? Why didn't Ken tell us? We are supposed to be his friends! *his lower lip is starting to tremble*
Nagi: Aww, baby! *glombs Omi* I'm sure he will when the time is right!
Omi: I love you Nagi-chan!
Nagi: I love you, Omi-pie! *they proceed to make out*
[They are interrupted by Farfie, who is dragging Ken by his hand, bunch of kids and their mother-like-person, who all ran pass them, yelling and, in Farfie's situation, laughing. We do not want to know what is going on.]
Nagi: This is so typical,no peace and quiet for young lovers! *throws the whole party to the pond*
[Unfortunately, that was the very same pond where Aya and Brad were feeding the ducks and talking about Takatori and his death. Needless to say, they both were now dripping wet.]
Aya: This must be Takatori's doing! That bastard (shi-NE!)! I will kill him! *suddenly remembers that he *will*, indeed, kill Takatori. Aya smiles and glombs Brad.* I will kill Takatori!
Omi: *points towards the pond* I can't take this any more! Aya is smiling and hugging Brad! Ken and Farfie are- *oggles* oh my GOD! What *are* Ken and Farfie doing?!?!??!?
[This was the point when the chibi-Omi died, and the adult-Omi was born. Kinda. Anyhow, Ken and Farfie were, in a public place, kissing and groping like Schu and Yoji in regular. The children and mother-like-person were drowning ( water was 1,5 m deep) as well as ignored.]
Nagi: Man, I'm *so* outta here...
[Both bishies turn around, only to be met with the sight of Schu and Yoji practicing tonsil-hockey. Without clothes. So maybe it wasn't just tonsil-hockey.]
Omi: We'll be off, now. Bye.
[Slowly, they walk away, very dignifiedly. After hundred or so meters, they hear police car's sirens howling, and as they turn to look back, from a safe distance, they are greeted with the sight of Yoji, Schu, and verrry, verrry wet Ken, with Farfie glued to him, being hauled into one of the cops' car. Aya and Brad were nowhere in the range of their vision.]
Nagi: That was so weird.
Omi: Let's go home. I'm kinda tired. And you still owe me a you know what. *dirty wink*
Nagi: Indeed I do know. *winks back*
[They run back to Koneko no Sumu ie.]
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Twinkie: Phew. There. I don't think it is particularly funny, though.
Schu: It doesn't matter. You got it out finally, and all reviewers who wished more will be happy.
Aya: So it is. (What reviewers?) Can we go now?
Twinkie: Where are you going? Can I come with you?
Omi: Sure, come along. We four *points to Yoji, Ken, Aya and himself* have work to do.
Twinkie: Assassin type of work or florist kind of work?
Yoji: Florist.
Twinkie: Cool. I love flowers. Such a happy, bright and lovely things they are. Flowers and sun, lotsa fun!
Nagi: That was terrible. Hope you're not gonna think of a career as a songwriter or a poet, say I.
Twinkie: *happily* that's what everybody says!
Schwarz and Weiss: *hand to head*
Twinkie: and oh, by the way-
Brad: Can't. It's too expensive.
[All stare at Brad in a shock. Crickets chirp.]
Farfie: Was that a joke?
Brad: Yes.
Farfie: Okay.
Twinkie: So, anyway, as I was saying, REVIEW. Thank you.
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF RANDOM:
Nagi and Omi start to plan their wedding, but will anything come out of it? Will Schu, Yoji, Ken and Farfie be able to get away from the police? Is Brad speaking the truth: Will Aya kill Takatori? This, and all kinds of other stuff, in the next chapter of RANDOM.
Twinkie: Anyone seen the Dragon Ball Z in English? Think of the voice of the narrator in the end of the episodes, and you've got the voice for my little chappie preview thingy. ^^*
Omi: we love you too.
Nagi: yeah. She is so pleased about the reviews that we have slept with her in her bed for few weeks.
Omi: It sometimes gets a bit cramped, but surely beats sleeping in the floor or in the bal-
Twinkie: Don't say it. *glare*
Omi: Okay…
On with 'Random'!
Random chapter 4
By Twinkie
Part 4: The hell with it
[It was such a lovely day once again. Birds were chirping happily, sun shined and everybody was smiling.]
Omi: Ah. I'm so happy. It is a wonderful day!
Nagi: Indeed it is. A perfect day for a picnic!
[They had decided to throw a small picnic party thingie in a park near the Koneko no Sumu ie, for it was the youngest members' 4th month anniversary! Happy happy. ]
Yoji: I wanna go home. I have a headache. We drank so much yesterday it is a miracle we didn't drown!
Schu: I totally agree. Anyone have a painkiller? One made for horses would be dandy…
Brad: You filthy little terrorists. All that drinking, smoking and sex is bad for your health! Think about your future, you idiots!
Farfie: *is sitting as close to Ken as possible* Don't nag, Brad. Drinking oneself to death hurts God! It makes him weep and cry and curse us for the injustice that rules the world! God will suffer! *mad giggle*
Ken: *is edging away* That is rather scary… Would someone PLEASE want to SAVE me?!
Aya: Shut up. I am thinking of the best way to kill Takatori. Slow. It has to be slow. And very painful.
Brad: You will slice him with your sword.
Aya: Damn it! Will you be quiet! I do not- *blink and pause* You mean I will kill him? That I, Fujimya Aya, or Ran, as you prefer, will kill that bastard Takatori (shi-NE!)?
Schu: Brad! What will happen to us? We will be unemployed! I will have to go back to the streets and sell my precious body! * turns to Aya* Du bist eine big shithead!
Aya: Thanks a lot.
Omi: Now, now. We have some really yummy food in here! Look how excellent food Nagi-chan has made! * Points at the burned food in the blanket*
[Omi picks up some chicken food thingy for himself and stuffs it into his mouth.]
Omi: Mmmm… *swallows and manages not to puke it all back up* Uh, delicious!
Nagi: *Beams* I'm so happy you like it, honey. I'm pretty new with cooking, and I surely would be very, VERY depressed and probably kill lots of people with my telekinesis and then myself if you guys didn't like it.
Omi: This is best food ever made, right guys? *flashes his darts*
[All of our assassins take the hint and smile convincingly, taking huge portions each. As soon as Nagi turns his back, they dump the food over their shoulders. Behind them, the ground slowly starts to die.]
Everybody: Mmmm, this is better than anything I've ever tasted!
Nagi: *is happy*
[All our boys sigh in relief.]
Brad: I am full. I will go see how the ducks are managing in that faraway bond somewhere there. * points towards the tiny little bond at the other side of the park*
Aya: I will come with you. You can tell me how I'll kill Takatori, that bastard of bastards (shi-NE!).
[They do that. Yoji and Schu are getting comfy in the grass, and soon they're both asleep. Drinking can do that to people, I guess.
Farfie and Ken, in the other hand, are playing cat and mouse, Ken being the mouse. Farfie babbles on about weddings and children and God, and Ken (poor thing) is solemnly wishing he was somewhere else.]
Omi: You think they are starting to accept each other?
Nagi: Yeah. But I sure as Hell ain't going to have double weddings with Farfie and Ken.
Omi: Are they getting married? Why didn't Ken tell us? We are supposed to be his friends! *his lower lip is starting to tremble*
Nagi: Aww, baby! *glombs Omi* I'm sure he will when the time is right!
Omi: I love you Nagi-chan!
Nagi: I love you, Omi-pie! *they proceed to make out*
[They are interrupted by Farfie, who is dragging Ken by his hand, bunch of kids and their mother-like-person, who all ran pass them, yelling and, in Farfie's situation, laughing. We do not want to know what is going on.]
Nagi: This is so typical,no peace and quiet for young lovers! *throws the whole party to the pond*
[Unfortunately, that was the very same pond where Aya and Brad were feeding the ducks and talking about Takatori and his death. Needless to say, they both were now dripping wet.]
Aya: This must be Takatori's doing! That bastard (shi-NE!)! I will kill him! *suddenly remembers that he *will*, indeed, kill Takatori. Aya smiles and glombs Brad.* I will kill Takatori!
Omi: *points towards the pond* I can't take this any more! Aya is smiling and hugging Brad! Ken and Farfie are- *oggles* oh my GOD! What *are* Ken and Farfie doing?!?!??!?
[This was the point when the chibi-Omi died, and the adult-Omi was born. Kinda. Anyhow, Ken and Farfie were, in a public place, kissing and groping like Schu and Yoji in regular. The children and mother-like-person were drowning ( water was 1,5 m deep) as well as ignored.]
Nagi: Man, I'm *so* outta here...
[Both bishies turn around, only to be met with the sight of Schu and Yoji practicing tonsil-hockey. Without clothes. So maybe it wasn't just tonsil-hockey.]
Omi: We'll be off, now. Bye.
[Slowly, they walk away, very dignifiedly. After hundred or so meters, they hear police car's sirens howling, and as they turn to look back, from a safe distance, they are greeted with the sight of Yoji, Schu, and verrry, verrry wet Ken, with Farfie glued to him, being hauled into one of the cops' car. Aya and Brad were nowhere in the range of their vision.]
Nagi: That was so weird.
Omi: Let's go home. I'm kinda tired. And you still owe me a you know what. *dirty wink*
Nagi: Indeed I do know. *winks back*
[They run back to Koneko no Sumu ie.]
************************************
Twinkie: Phew. There. I don't think it is particularly funny, though.
Schu: It doesn't matter. You got it out finally, and all reviewers who wished more will be happy.
Aya: So it is. (What reviewers?) Can we go now?
Twinkie: Where are you going? Can I come with you?
Omi: Sure, come along. We four *points to Yoji, Ken, Aya and himself* have work to do.
Twinkie: Assassin type of work or florist kind of work?
Yoji: Florist.
Twinkie: Cool. I love flowers. Such a happy, bright and lovely things they are. Flowers and sun, lotsa fun!
Nagi: That was terrible. Hope you're not gonna think of a career as a songwriter or a poet, say I.
Twinkie: *happily* that's what everybody says!
Schwarz and Weiss: *hand to head*
Twinkie: and oh, by the way-
Brad: Can't. It's too expensive.
[All stare at Brad in a shock. Crickets chirp.]
Farfie: Was that a joke?
Brad: Yes.
Farfie: Okay.
Twinkie: So, anyway, as I was saying, REVIEW. Thank you.
IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF RANDOM:
Nagi and Omi start to plan their wedding, but will anything come out of it? Will Schu, Yoji, Ken and Farfie be able to get away from the police? Is Brad speaking the truth: Will Aya kill Takatori? This, and all kinds of other stuff, in the next chapter of RANDOM.
Twinkie: Anyone seen the Dragon Ball Z in English? Think of the voice of the narrator in the end of the episodes, and you've got the voice for my little chappie preview thingy. ^^*