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Part 5
You WHAT?!
[This time, it wasn't a beautiful and sunny day. This time it was grey and rainy day. Nagi and Omi were in the police station, trying to get Schu, Yoji, Ken and Farfie the hell away from there. It was not easy.]
Female police officer: And then he stripped! Right in front of me, and threw himself to that German! They rolled around in the floor, until SIX policemen got them of off each other! And the other two! The blondie laughs all the time VERY disturbingly, and we found him in the brown haired boy's cell two hours ago! How did he get loose and how did he get into his cell? And then-
[This went on many hours. And the assassins had been there only one lousy night! Nagi and Omi were just about ready to go and leave the others to this monster woman, when finally she ran out of complaints and accepted their money.]
Female police officer: Such a cute boys. I don't understand why you would want to have anything to do with those people. Sick perverts all of them!
Omi & Nagi: Like we had a choice...
[Indeed. Aya and Brad had disappeared in the last chapter, and hadn't come back yet. The youngest members of the two assassin groups' really didn't want to know what their respective team leaders were doing, together, none the less, but wished they didn't need to fetch them too out of some other police station.]
Nagi: I just kinda wish we could leave those idiots here and go somewhere, like to Caribbean, or Bahamas, or something, just the two of us. They'd have perfect nanny here... and damn, do I need coffee.
Omi: *sob* Why didn't you say that earlier?! We could be in the plane already!
Nagi: Sorry... I didn't think of it before...
[At this point the Female Police Officer and Few Other Guys drag Ken, Schu, Farfie and Yoji to Omi and Nagi.]
Few Other Guys: Thank God somebody came to get them. *they fall over each other, trying to get as far away from the foursome (don't think of it the way I know you just thought) as they can.*
Nagi: *rubs his temples* I need coffee...
Female Police Officer: Okay boys, act nice or I'll put you to psychiatric ward, do you hear me? In different countries. You *points Yoji* will go to Spain, and you *points Schu* will go to Norway, you *points Ken* will end up in Russia, and you *glares and points at Farfie* will go to Canada.
Farfie: *mad giggle* I've been there already. God grieved that time. I killed the stupid doctor, and God's agony could be heard in Mars, and when I killed the nurse, God-
[At this point the Female Police Officer starts to look somewhat terrified, and Nagi slaps his hand over Farfie's mouth.]
Nagi: Yes, yes, Farfie. You don't need to tell any more about it. We do believe you. Now, come along, we'll go and get, uh, well, some, hmm... *thinks* coffee!
Schu: I wanna go somewhere we can shag. Yoji, your place or mine?
Nagi: NO! *every glass object in ten miles' range shatters to pieces* We will go get us some coffee! NO shagging, NO groping, NO kissing, NOTHING AT ALL! I WANT COFFEE! I NEED COFFEE!!!! *pants*
Omi: *eyes big as saucers* Nagi, please breathe. Calm down. You are a bit scary right now...
[Every single person around them are staring in obvious fright. Small meeping sounds are heard every now and then, but otherwise it is silent.]
Nagi: Heh, sorry...
[They hurriedly make an exit. People are left to blink their eyes.
Aya and Brad are waiting in Aya's Porsche in the outside. The rest of the gang are not given an explanation as where the two have been. They climb to the car, and drive home in a cramped silence.]
Ken: *squeezed between Farfie and Nagi, trying to get as far as possible from the latter without sitting in the formers lap* This has been one hell of a day...
All the others: Indeed.
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[Finally they arrive to the place where the Weiss boys are living, and disappear to their rooms: Aya with Brad, for some unknown reasons, Yoji with Schu, for some very well known reasons, Ken with Farfie (we don't even try to guess) and Omi with Nagi, where Omi makes the telekinetic a much needed pot of coffee, which is drank in seconds.]
Omi: Nagi-chan, I think we should start to talk about the wedding.
Nagi: Maybe we should. What kind of flowers would you like to have?
Omi: Well, I think-
[They are interrupted by Aya, who slams the door open. He is wearing bunny slippers, baby-blue pyjamas and a pink bathrobe. He is grinning.]
Aya: Brad told me where and in what kind of circumstances I will kill the Takatori bastard (shi-NE!)! This is like an early Christmas present!
[He slams the door shut again. The boys inside are a bit disoriented. The clothes obviously threw them off-balance. ]
Omi: Okay... Anyway, we'll think about the flowers later. We could go to Koneko tomorrow and look at the wedding bouquets. Do you want to wear white or do you want black? I don't know what you think, but in my opinion the white looks better on you...
Nagi: *blushes slightly* Thank you, Omittchi. You are so sweet to me all the time. I love you.
Omi: Oh, Nagi, I love you too! Will you-
[This potential sap&fluff moment is destroyed by Ken and Farfie, who also slam the door open. With enough force to break it down, might add.]
Ken: *proudly* We are getting married!
Farfie: *giggle giggle* In Las Vegas! That really hurts God! It is so crappy and clichéd place to get married! God will weep!
[They giggle together, then slam the door shut. Heavy thudding of footsteps is heard. AGAIN the lovebirds are left to stare at the door, only this time they are rather scared.]
Nagi: My God.
Omi: Uh...
[Both sigh.]
Nagi: I guess we shouldn't even start to speak. Yoji and Schu will barge in any second now, anyway.
[They sit and wait in silence about ten minutes. Crickets chirp, clock ticks minutes by. Nothing happens.]
Omi: Do you think we can talk now?
Nagi: Yeah. They're probably asleep already.
Omi: Where do you want to get married? Catholic, Orthodox or Lutheran? You pick.
Nagi: Best would be- * he pauses and listens. Nothing.* What would you say about- * pauses again. Nothing. Looks satisfied.* I think I wanna get married in a-
[And once again slamming of their door is heard. This time it is Schu and Yotan. Both smell of sex, alcohol and cigarettes. They are swaying slightly.]
Yoji: Yo.
Schu: We just wondreresd... wandrest... wond, well, you shnow, that, if yoush'd, kinda, wanna- *blinks* Whasht wash I shaying?
Nagi: We don't know. Get out.
Yoji: No, no, he wash shaying if shoo wantesh to come and have ash fourshome *hic*?
Omi: No. Get out.
Schu: *shlooksh offeshend* Your shlosht!
[They leave, and don't bother to close the door behind them.]
Nagi: This is so sad.
Omi: *sigh* Let's continue this some another day, shall we? I so don't want to know who will come next.
[They give up and go to sleep. Strange noises are heard from the other rooms, but our young hero/assassins ignore them the best they can. Poor things.]
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Twinkie: Whee!
Nagi: She is odd, day and night. Don't mind her.
Omi: She really has been acting strange. More strangely than usually, actually.
Yoji: After reading Foxie's 'An assassin and white shaman' manga she's been drooling over every picture of Schu...
Twinkie: Can you really blame me? Hmm? Schu-chan rocks!
Schu: Why, thank yo-aaaaahhh!!! *is glombed by Yoji and Twinkie*
Omi: Thank God, she has forgotten us. We could go and, you know...?
Nagi: Hell yeah. C'mon... *they run*
Twinkie: Hmph. Go, then. Anyways- *tries to tackle Yoji and Schu both at the same time* REVIEW!
Part 5
You WHAT?!
[This time, it wasn't a beautiful and sunny day. This time it was grey and rainy day. Nagi and Omi were in the police station, trying to get Schu, Yoji, Ken and Farfie the hell away from there. It was not easy.]
Female police officer: And then he stripped! Right in front of me, and threw himself to that German! They rolled around in the floor, until SIX policemen got them of off each other! And the other two! The blondie laughs all the time VERY disturbingly, and we found him in the brown haired boy's cell two hours ago! How did he get loose and how did he get into his cell? And then-
[This went on many hours. And the assassins had been there only one lousy night! Nagi and Omi were just about ready to go and leave the others to this monster woman, when finally she ran out of complaints and accepted their money.]
Female police officer: Such a cute boys. I don't understand why you would want to have anything to do with those people. Sick perverts all of them!
Omi & Nagi: Like we had a choice...
[Indeed. Aya and Brad had disappeared in the last chapter, and hadn't come back yet. The youngest members of the two assassin groups' really didn't want to know what their respective team leaders were doing, together, none the less, but wished they didn't need to fetch them too out of some other police station.]
Nagi: I just kinda wish we could leave those idiots here and go somewhere, like to Caribbean, or Bahamas, or something, just the two of us. They'd have perfect nanny here... and damn, do I need coffee.
Omi: *sob* Why didn't you say that earlier?! We could be in the plane already!
Nagi: Sorry... I didn't think of it before...
[At this point the Female Police Officer and Few Other Guys drag Ken, Schu, Farfie and Yoji to Omi and Nagi.]
Few Other Guys: Thank God somebody came to get them. *they fall over each other, trying to get as far away from the foursome (don't think of it the way I know you just thought) as they can.*
Nagi: *rubs his temples* I need coffee...
Female Police Officer: Okay boys, act nice or I'll put you to psychiatric ward, do you hear me? In different countries. You *points Yoji* will go to Spain, and you *points Schu* will go to Norway, you *points Ken* will end up in Russia, and you *glares and points at Farfie* will go to Canada.
Farfie: *mad giggle* I've been there already. God grieved that time. I killed the stupid doctor, and God's agony could be heard in Mars, and when I killed the nurse, God-
[At this point the Female Police Officer starts to look somewhat terrified, and Nagi slaps his hand over Farfie's mouth.]
Nagi: Yes, yes, Farfie. You don't need to tell any more about it. We do believe you. Now, come along, we'll go and get, uh, well, some, hmm... *thinks* coffee!
Schu: I wanna go somewhere we can shag. Yoji, your place or mine?
Nagi: NO! *every glass object in ten miles' range shatters to pieces* We will go get us some coffee! NO shagging, NO groping, NO kissing, NOTHING AT ALL! I WANT COFFEE! I NEED COFFEE!!!! *pants*
Omi: *eyes big as saucers* Nagi, please breathe. Calm down. You are a bit scary right now...
[Every single person around them are staring in obvious fright. Small meeping sounds are heard every now and then, but otherwise it is silent.]
Nagi: Heh, sorry...
[They hurriedly make an exit. People are left to blink their eyes.
Aya and Brad are waiting in Aya's Porsche in the outside. The rest of the gang are not given an explanation as where the two have been. They climb to the car, and drive home in a cramped silence.]
Ken: *squeezed between Farfie and Nagi, trying to get as far as possible from the latter without sitting in the formers lap* This has been one hell of a day...
All the others: Indeed.
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[Finally they arrive to the place where the Weiss boys are living, and disappear to their rooms: Aya with Brad, for some unknown reasons, Yoji with Schu, for some very well known reasons, Ken with Farfie (we don't even try to guess) and Omi with Nagi, where Omi makes the telekinetic a much needed pot of coffee, which is drank in seconds.]
Omi: Nagi-chan, I think we should start to talk about the wedding.
Nagi: Maybe we should. What kind of flowers would you like to have?
Omi: Well, I think-
[They are interrupted by Aya, who slams the door open. He is wearing bunny slippers, baby-blue pyjamas and a pink bathrobe. He is grinning.]
Aya: Brad told me where and in what kind of circumstances I will kill the Takatori bastard (shi-NE!)! This is like an early Christmas present!
[He slams the door shut again. The boys inside are a bit disoriented. The clothes obviously threw them off-balance. ]
Omi: Okay... Anyway, we'll think about the flowers later. We could go to Koneko tomorrow and look at the wedding bouquets. Do you want to wear white or do you want black? I don't know what you think, but in my opinion the white looks better on you...
Nagi: *blushes slightly* Thank you, Omittchi. You are so sweet to me all the time. I love you.
Omi: Oh, Nagi, I love you too! Will you-
[This potential sap&fluff moment is destroyed by Ken and Farfie, who also slam the door open. With enough force to break it down, might add.]
Ken: *proudly* We are getting married!
Farfie: *giggle giggle* In Las Vegas! That really hurts God! It is so crappy and clichéd place to get married! God will weep!
[They giggle together, then slam the door shut. Heavy thudding of footsteps is heard. AGAIN the lovebirds are left to stare at the door, only this time they are rather scared.]
Nagi: My God.
Omi: Uh...
[Both sigh.]
Nagi: I guess we shouldn't even start to speak. Yoji and Schu will barge in any second now, anyway.
[They sit and wait in silence about ten minutes. Crickets chirp, clock ticks minutes by. Nothing happens.]
Omi: Do you think we can talk now?
Nagi: Yeah. They're probably asleep already.
Omi: Where do you want to get married? Catholic, Orthodox or Lutheran? You pick.
Nagi: Best would be- * he pauses and listens. Nothing.* What would you say about- * pauses again. Nothing. Looks satisfied.* I think I wanna get married in a-
[And once again slamming of their door is heard. This time it is Schu and Yotan. Both smell of sex, alcohol and cigarettes. They are swaying slightly.]
Yoji: Yo.
Schu: We just wondreresd... wandrest... wond, well, you shnow, that, if yoush'd, kinda, wanna- *blinks* Whasht wash I shaying?
Nagi: We don't know. Get out.
Yoji: No, no, he wash shaying if shoo wantesh to come and have ash fourshome *hic*?
Omi: No. Get out.
Schu: *shlooksh offeshend* Your shlosht!
[They leave, and don't bother to close the door behind them.]
Nagi: This is so sad.
Omi: *sigh* Let's continue this some another day, shall we? I so don't want to know who will come next.
[They give up and go to sleep. Strange noises are heard from the other rooms, but our young hero/assassins ignore them the best they can. Poor things.]
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Twinkie: Whee!
Nagi: She is odd, day and night. Don't mind her.
Omi: She really has been acting strange. More strangely than usually, actually.
Yoji: After reading Foxie's 'An assassin and white shaman' manga she's been drooling over every picture of Schu...
Twinkie: Can you really blame me? Hmm? Schu-chan rocks!
Schu: Why, thank yo-aaaaahhh!!! *is glombed by Yoji and Twinkie*
Omi: Thank God, she has forgotten us. We could go and, you know...?
Nagi: Hell yeah. C'mon... *they run*
Twinkie: Hmph. Go, then. Anyways- *tries to tackle Yoji and Schu both at the same time* REVIEW!