Sam's Turn
A/N: I'm helping my little sister take a turn at writing. She likes Yu Yu Hakusho, and I'm helping her type an adventure, with none other than herself in it (she should be able to put what she'd do) so only constructive criticism will be taken seriously, without foul language. If you've seen my bio, I've stopped taking crap from Fanfiction.net and rude reviewers. . . oh yes. . . and other people as well. . . . Oo (We don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but we do own Neng/Sam/ourselves, so. . don't steal us or I'll set you on fire)
Two girls are wondering around aimlessly. The shorter one with long (long. . . ) black hair sits under a tree with a twitching eye while the taller one stands in front of her.
The taller girl looked down with a frightened look, "I think that we. . . . why are your eyes red. ?"
The shorter girl put her hand over her eyes in a soothing way, "We are lost, and you know what? Screw it!"
The taller girl sat down relaxing, "Finally! So Neng. . . I'm hungry"
Neng looks at her sister trying to relax her twitch, "Eat yourself"
"Riiiiiight"
Neng "Shut up. . . . Sam, did you hear something?"
Sam "No" -she scoots closer to Neng-
Neng "Oh, then I'm just hearing things again, are you sure you should be sitting so close to me then?" -Neng flashes one of those devious smiles again-
Sam "Uh uh, when you hear something, something always goes wrong"
Neng "Are you calling me a jinx?"
Sam "No, I'm just calling you a psychic"----Sam is caught off by a large * BOOM * in the background.
Sam (jumps near Neng, accidentally sitting on her hand) "Holy shit!"
Neng "MOTHER-" Neng stops in mid-curse and starts to mumble glaring at Sam.
Sam (sheepishly) "Sorry. . ."
Neng "This tree is too loud let's find another one"
Sam "Yeah, Neng? Neng! Where'd she go? Oh that is so wrong. ."
Sam begins to wander around looking for Neng and bumps into Kurama, head first.
Sam "Ow, sorry 'bout that"
Kurama (looking frantic) "Yeah, sorry Miss"
Sam (grabs Kurama's arm before he can run off) "Hey, have you seen a girl with long black hair and red twitching eyes?"
Kurama "Hiei? Oh, no sorry. . ."
Sam "Alright, byez"
~~~Meanwhile, on a tree limb somewhere~~~~
Neng "Sam is afraid of heights, she'll never find me up here, hehe"
Neng looks around on the ground trying to pretend she doesn't care about her sister.
Neng "Damn, I'm hearing things again"
She notices three figures coming up really fast in the distance. She hears one distinctly yell out orders.
Figure #1 "Hiei, scout ahead and cut them off. Kuwabara go see if Kurama needs help"
Kuwabara "Why do I have to go find that kitten menace, Urameshi?"
Neng (arching an eyebrow at these statements) "Ooh, are they talking war strategies?"
The short one with gravity defying hair stops as soon as Neng says this, noticing this she holds her breath.
Neng (thinking) * "Wait, I can't even swim, how will I hold my breath for long? Move you damn midget!" *
The short one seems to twitch as if he heard this comment.
Neng * ". . . . . holy shi. . . . va. . " *
A/N: I'm helping my little sister take a turn at writing. She likes Yu Yu Hakusho, and I'm helping her type an adventure, with none other than herself in it (she should be able to put what she'd do) so only constructive criticism will be taken seriously, without foul language. If you've seen my bio, I've stopped taking crap from Fanfiction.net and rude reviewers. . . oh yes. . . and other people as well. . . . Oo (We don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, but we do own Neng/Sam/ourselves, so. . don't steal us or I'll set you on fire)
Two girls are wondering around aimlessly. The shorter one with long (long. . . ) black hair sits under a tree with a twitching eye while the taller one stands in front of her.
The taller girl looked down with a frightened look, "I think that we. . . . why are your eyes red. ?"
The shorter girl put her hand over her eyes in a soothing way, "We are lost, and you know what? Screw it!"
The taller girl sat down relaxing, "Finally! So Neng. . . I'm hungry"
Neng looks at her sister trying to relax her twitch, "Eat yourself"
"Riiiiiight"
Neng "Shut up. . . . Sam, did you hear something?"
Sam "No" -she scoots closer to Neng-
Neng "Oh, then I'm just hearing things again, are you sure you should be sitting so close to me then?" -Neng flashes one of those devious smiles again-
Sam "Uh uh, when you hear something, something always goes wrong"
Neng "Are you calling me a jinx?"
Sam "No, I'm just calling you a psychic"----Sam is caught off by a large * BOOM * in the background.
Sam (jumps near Neng, accidentally sitting on her hand) "Holy shit!"
Neng "MOTHER-" Neng stops in mid-curse and starts to mumble glaring at Sam.
Sam (sheepishly) "Sorry. . ."
Neng "This tree is too loud let's find another one"
Sam "Yeah, Neng? Neng! Where'd she go? Oh that is so wrong. ."
Sam begins to wander around looking for Neng and bumps into Kurama, head first.
Sam "Ow, sorry 'bout that"
Kurama (looking frantic) "Yeah, sorry Miss"
Sam (grabs Kurama's arm before he can run off) "Hey, have you seen a girl with long black hair and red twitching eyes?"
Kurama "Hiei? Oh, no sorry. . ."
Sam "Alright, byez"
~~~Meanwhile, on a tree limb somewhere~~~~
Neng "Sam is afraid of heights, she'll never find me up here, hehe"
Neng looks around on the ground trying to pretend she doesn't care about her sister.
Neng "Damn, I'm hearing things again"
She notices three figures coming up really fast in the distance. She hears one distinctly yell out orders.
Figure #1 "Hiei, scout ahead and cut them off. Kuwabara go see if Kurama needs help"
Kuwabara "Why do I have to go find that kitten menace, Urameshi?"
Neng (arching an eyebrow at these statements) "Ooh, are they talking war strategies?"
The short one with gravity defying hair stops as soon as Neng says this, noticing this she holds her breath.
Neng (thinking) * "Wait, I can't even swim, how will I hold my breath for long? Move you damn midget!" *
The short one seems to twitch as if he heard this comment.
Neng * ". . . . . holy shi. . . . va. . " *