PG- Hi! I'm panthergirl, and this is my buddy, Panther boy.
PB- Hi I'm Panther Boy and this is my buddy, panthergirl
PG- I just introduced us!! Anyways, we're going to make a futile attempt to write a tandem story. A tandem story is a story that two people write. We can't talk to each other, and all our thoughts have to be typed, not said.
PB- panthergirl's going to type the first paragraph and I'm going to type the next and we'll alternate and so on.. With pretty colors!
PG- Shut up so I can type. The story.
One day, Spyro was walking through the Dragon Worlds. He was going to see Hunter, when he saw a new portal.
It was an L.A. portal. Spyro went through it.
Suddenly, goat ninjas attacked!! They appeared out of nowhere in front of the portal, and did the scary ninja dance! Spyro wondered if this was a joke.
They got some guns.
(Panther boy, you can write more than one sentence, you know.) Then Spyro pulled out a really big cannon from behind his back and all the goat ninja's guns drooped. The goats stared for a minute and disappeared because I said so.
"I'll go catch them!" said Spyro! And he got up in a tree.
(Wait a minute, the ninjas disappeared! How's he gonna find them in a tree if they all disappeared?)
"I'm afraid they might get me." Said Spyro
(Let's stop right here! whose dumb idea was this anyway?!?!?!)
I don't know. but it was your stupid idea.
Well you're the one who agreed to my STUPID IDEA!!!! You little.
You little BRAT!!!!!!!!
WHY I OUGHTA. (scene cut out due to violence)
I bet you eat whale bubbles. Whale bubbles? What kind of insult is that? Just then, Spyro, Hunter, Elora, and Bianca walked in. PG- Hey what are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be in the story.
Spyro- Well, we got tired watching you guys fight!
Bianca- Yeah! You're ruining this story! And you never once mentioned Elora and me!
PB- We were getting to that.
Elora- And because of your tandem story idea, this is now a stupid self- insertion fic!
Hunter- I'm just here 'cause I wanted to say something.
PG- What are you gonna say?
Hunter- I don't know, I just wanted a line.
Elora- Now, you two had better not fight in any other stories you write, or we're going on strike!
Hunter- FINLAND!!!!!
Everyone stares at him.
Spyro- Now look what you've done! You've gone and upset Hunter! Now, apologize to each other right now, or we're deleting your account.
PG&PB- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!
Bianca- Apologize...
PG- sigh, I'm sorry.
PB- yeah, me too.
PG- Who wants to go run into a brick wall?
Everyone- I DO!!!
And they all went and ran into a brick wall and lived happily ever after. THE END
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PG- Hey, Panther boy? PB- Yes?
PG- While we were running into brick walls... who was typing the story?
PB- Hi I'm Panther Boy and this is my buddy, panthergirl
PG- I just introduced us!! Anyways, we're going to make a futile attempt to write a tandem story. A tandem story is a story that two people write. We can't talk to each other, and all our thoughts have to be typed, not said.
PB- panthergirl's going to type the first paragraph and I'm going to type the next and we'll alternate and so on.. With pretty colors!
PG- Shut up so I can type. The story.
One day, Spyro was walking through the Dragon Worlds. He was going to see Hunter, when he saw a new portal.
It was an L.A. portal. Spyro went through it.
Suddenly, goat ninjas attacked!! They appeared out of nowhere in front of the portal, and did the scary ninja dance! Spyro wondered if this was a joke.
They got some guns.
(Panther boy, you can write more than one sentence, you know.) Then Spyro pulled out a really big cannon from behind his back and all the goat ninja's guns drooped. The goats stared for a minute and disappeared because I said so.
"I'll go catch them!" said Spyro! And he got up in a tree.
(Wait a minute, the ninjas disappeared! How's he gonna find them in a tree if they all disappeared?)
"I'm afraid they might get me." Said Spyro
(Let's stop right here! whose dumb idea was this anyway?!?!?!)
I don't know. but it was your stupid idea.
Well you're the one who agreed to my STUPID IDEA!!!! You little.
You little BRAT!!!!!!!!
WHY I OUGHTA. (scene cut out due to violence)
I bet you eat whale bubbles. Whale bubbles? What kind of insult is that? Just then, Spyro, Hunter, Elora, and Bianca walked in. PG- Hey what are you guys doing here? You're supposed to be in the story.
Spyro- Well, we got tired watching you guys fight!
Bianca- Yeah! You're ruining this story! And you never once mentioned Elora and me!
PB- We were getting to that.
Elora- And because of your tandem story idea, this is now a stupid self- insertion fic!
Hunter- I'm just here 'cause I wanted to say something.
PG- What are you gonna say?
Hunter- I don't know, I just wanted a line.
Elora- Now, you two had better not fight in any other stories you write, or we're going on strike!
Hunter- FINLAND!!!!!
Everyone stares at him.
Spyro- Now look what you've done! You've gone and upset Hunter! Now, apologize to each other right now, or we're deleting your account.
PG&PB- NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!!!!!
Bianca- Apologize...
PG- sigh, I'm sorry.
PB- yeah, me too.
PG- Who wants to go run into a brick wall?
Everyone- I DO!!!
And they all went and ran into a brick wall and lived happily ever after. THE END
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PG- Hey, Panther boy? PB- Yes?
PG- While we were running into brick walls... who was typing the story?