Evil_yami_creampuff: Welcome to my new story ^^ .Now I will give all of you warnings so that I wont get flamed.

Pillow: I don't think that will stop you from getting flamed if the story sucks…

Evil_yami_Creampuff: (.) Do you always have to comment about everything?!

Pillow: No but it's funny (^_^)() You get all mad and since you're not really evil you don't do anything about it. I have a soft Yami ^^

Evil_Yami_Creampuff: (O.O) Soft! OK That's it! *takes Pillow and throws her in a closet and locks her up* There!

Pillow: *from inside the closet* Even that's not really that evil…

Evil_Yami_Creampuff: Shut up!!! (U_U) I'm trying here… Beside, you haven't met the evil monkey that lives in there yet have you? : )

Pillow: (Oo) Evil monkey?

Evil_Yami _Creampuff: ANYWAYS, back to the warnings.

*~Warnings~*:

First of all, obviously, there will be Yaoi

Second, I just might put a bit Tea bashing in there, maybe, so Tea fans are warned!

Third, There will be fluff, and since there will be fluff it might cause a bit of ooc

Fourth, there will be adult themes mentioned

Now, if any of that stuff really bugs you, you can leave right now but if not, Enjoy the story ^^

A.N: Yamy Bakura= Bakura

Ryou= (the hikari)

Malik= (the Hikari)

Marik= Yami Malik

Talking: "…."

Thinking: '…..'

Mental link: ~…..~

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Epilogue

It was a nice Friday night at Domino city, Bakura, Malik and his yami where sitting in Ryou's clean and neatly organized living room and everything was peaceful. That of course, means that the three where bored out of their minds and where pretty much about to go on a killing spree if they didn't find something to do soon.

Malik was sitting upside down of the couch next to Bakura, his legs on the head rest and his head on the floor, Bakura was just sitting between the two and Marik was pretty much laying there, his feet up on the coffee table, occupying himself fantasying about a certain tomb robber and the many many enjoyable things he could do to him.

Yup, Marik wanted Bakura, he wanted him a lot actually. Many times he had to restrain himself from fucking him right there on the spot. But of course fucking him wasn't a possibility, because he didn't know if the tomb robber felt the same way, so our psychotic Egyptian decided to just wait until he lost control and just let his wild hormones take over, or preferably, until the time right. 'There's no hurry' he told himself 'It's not like I have competition'

But little did he know that his hikari, was also very fond of the same tomb robber. Yup, our little Malik wanted Bakura just as much as Marik. Many times, he also wanted to just let his raging teenage hormones take over and just jump on him. He didn't of course, for the same reason as Marik, he had no clue if Bakura felt the same way. 'Meh, I can wait, it's not like there's someone else who wants him anyways' he thought.

Well now that you know this, let's get back to the story. Bakura yawned and stretches "How long exactly do we have to stay low?"

Malik sighed a bit "I'd say for an other week"

Marik growled and glared at his hikari "You know, this is our YOUR stupid fault! The cops are watching YOU, not me or Bakura"

Malik glared right back, though it wasn't very efficient since he was standing upside down and all the blood was rushing to his head, making him feel a bit dizzy.

"It's not all MY fault, Everything I did you and Bakura did it with me, the only actual reasons the cops are watching ME, is because I'm the only one here who isn't a 3000 year spirit [ A.N: I Know Marik isn't an ancient spirit but lets just say he is for this story ok ^^ ] so I'm the only one with an actual police file!"

For some of you who may wonder what's going on I shall explain; The three decided to set Wal-Mart on fire because Marik didn't find the brand of little animal crackers he liked, so he decided revenge should be set upon the animal craker-less store. Malik and Bakura always liked setting things on fire, especially things that have employees that do pep cheers in the morning [A.N. I swear they do! I heard them!!!] so they spread gas around an light it on fire.

But unfortunately for them, there were cops parked out side to check out a call they had about a kid who stole a plastic bag, and they saw the three running out of the store laughing manically as the building started to burn. That raised suspicion, especially since they've been getting complaints about three psycho teenage boys and so, they started to watch them.

Bakura looks at Marik "Come to think of it, it was YOUR idea to set it on fire, so it's your fault"

Marik looks at Bakura and sweat dropped "Ok, lets stop blaming each other; come on it's all our fault"

Malik rolled his eyes "Oh sure, you say that now…"

Bakura got up, a smirk on his face, having thought of something they could do "Hey you guys, I took a very interesting video tape of that baka pharaoh and Kaiba, I was going to use it for black mail but I guess I can show you two, it would be something to do while we're stuck in here"

Marik and Malik both raised a brow and smirked

"Interesting… show us!" said Malik as he shifted from his upside down position to a normal seated one.

Bakura walked over the television set and bend down to look for the tape in the cover under the T.V. He didn't realize that he was giving a very nice view to Malik and Marik who were staring at him, well more at his behind.

' Hmm… nice ass ' They both thought at the same time, then stared at each other in shock. Since they are sharing the same mind and they have a certain link, the fact that they both thought the exact same thing at the same time made them hear each other.

Marik glared at his light ~ what was that?!~

Malik glared back ~I should be asking you that! Are you attracted to Bakura!?~

Marik ~So what if I am?!~

Malik ~Well you better back off because he's going to be mine!~

At this point, Marik jumped up and yelled out loud "Like hell he is!!!"

Bakura had found the tape and stood there, blinking at Marik for his sudden outburst. Marik and Malik looked at him sweat dropping.

Marik blushed, feeling really stupid for yelling like that "Herm…"

Bakura shook his head "I don't even want to know! I'm getting a beer…" He left, heading for the kitchen.

After the tomb robber left, Malik got up and whacked his yami across the head. "You idiot! You really had to yell that out loud didn't you?! Now he thinks we're weird"

Marik growled at him "Don't you hit me! " He smacked him back "And news flash, he already thought we were weird "

Malik "Oh yeah…" He narrows his eyes at Marik "Well like I said, you better back off because Bakura will be mine!"

Marik growled "Not if I have anything to say about it! "

Malik crossed his arms across his chest, and says in a reasonable tone " Look, this is getting nowhere, we don't even know if he likes any of us "

Marik rubs the back of his neck "Yeah I guess that true,,,"

Malik " Tell you what, we have a week ahead of us where we cant do anything illegal, lets both try to get with Bakura, and let him make the right choice"

Marik smirks "Alright, I think it's a great idea… you do realize you don't stand a chance against me"

Malik smirks back "We'll just see about that "

Bakura walked back in the living room, a beer in hand, he blinked a bit at the look the two Egyptians were giving him " Hum… just what's going on?"

Malik and Marik grinned innocently "nothing…"

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Evil_Yami_Creampuff: Well I hope everyone enjoyed that ^^ I'm sure it will be VERY fun to write.

Bakura: But it won't be fun for me! This is cruel; those two will be COMPETING…FOR ME! That's horrible, haven't you thought of me at all?

Evil_Yami_Creampuff: Well, I did, but then again I don't care ^^

Bakura: (T_T) mean…

Evil_Yami_Creampuff: PLEASE people, review ^^

Twyt: Hi I'm Twyt for those that don't know me (^_^) It's pronounced Twit…. Lol anyhow… has anyone seen Joey? I wanna glomp him… but if he's not here what about Ryou?

Bakura: What am I chopped liver?

Twyt: Nooo…. *Glomps* I like you too but Ryou'd better (^_^)

Bakura: you have ridiculous friends you know ?

Evil_Yami_Creampuff: Be nice or I'll give you to her for a week

Twyt: I resent that and I was about to give you sugar too…. *trots off slowly* If I return next time, I'll have gift for everybody (^_~) As I leap to search for Joey! (^_^)

Evil_Yami_Creampuff: I'll make sure Joey will be there next time ^^