Disclaimer: Okay I don't own Evangelion or anything thrown in here. Gainax
does and some other company you probably know....
Chapter 2: Shinji's Spine Turns!
(It is a beautiful morning in the Katsuragi Residence)
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Well sort of)
Misato: What!?!?!?
Asuka: There is a gorilla at the front door!!! And it is looking like it wants me!
Misato: Huh!?!?!?!
(Sees Shinji being crushed underneath a tv which strangely resembles their tv..)
Misato: OMG!!!!!
(rushes to the ground floor and out the front door)
Misato: OMG SHINJI!!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?!?!?!
Shinji: (in a meeky voice) Do I look okay.......
(Misato calls the ambulence)
(1 week later)
Asuka: (Laughing) I STILL CAN'T BELIVE YOU GET CRUSHED BY AND TV!
Shinji: (you're the one who destroyed the living room)
Asuka: WHAT YOU SAY!!??!??!
Shinji: (Damn good hearing)
(later that day...)
Shinji: Must..get....revenge...
(The very next day)
Asuka: (wakes up and feels a lump on her uhhhh thing) Huh?!!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Asuka kicks it so hard it flies out the window)
(turns out it was only a cup)
(Remember the dude who stole Shinji's money? He's bacckkkkkkkk)
Some dude: k now what should I do with this money...
(he hears something and the last thing he sees is a cup with shards of glass..)
Some dude: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinji: Heh, guess that means that both of my enemies are punished! But Asuka, I'm FAR from over!
(Shinji sneaks to PenPen's freezer, makes sure he is asleep and sneaks him to the bathroom...)
(Later...)
Asuka: Hmmm I need to use that new cream that Misato recommended to me....
(opens the bathroom cabinet and the next thing she sees is a penguin flying in her face and slowly sliding down her shirt)
Asuka: AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##*%$(^$*$^#@^(&^*&$($%#$
(Poor PenPen gets a taste of Asuka's maximum rage)
Shinji: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
(Then he goes to the kitchen and puts some oil in the stove...)
Misato: (wakes, grumbles, and says) Asuka! It is your turn to cook today!
Asuka: (comes out grumbling and cursing in German)
Asuka: Misato, YOUR DUMB PENGUIN TRIED TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY PERSONAL SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misato: Now now Asuka, PenPen would never do that, right?
PenPen: Wark! Wark!!!! (obviously scared of Asuka)
Asuka: (grumbles again and curses in German once more)
(Goes to the kitchen and starts cooking)
Asuka: (then turns on the stove and then you see a giant firestorm coming form the kitchen)
Misato: What the....
(Sees Asuka with a black face and fizziling new hair style)
Asuka: ..........(faints)
Shinji: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
K, im done with my 2nd chappy! Well send some reviews plz! ^_^
Chapter 2: Shinji's Spine Turns!
(It is a beautiful morning in the Katsuragi Residence)
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Well sort of)
Misato: What!?!?!?
Asuka: There is a gorilla at the front door!!! And it is looking like it wants me!
Misato: Huh!?!?!?!
(Sees Shinji being crushed underneath a tv which strangely resembles their tv..)
Misato: OMG!!!!!
(rushes to the ground floor and out the front door)
Misato: OMG SHINJI!!!!!! ARE YOU OKAY!?!?!?!?!
Shinji: (in a meeky voice) Do I look okay.......
(Misato calls the ambulence)
(1 week later)
Asuka: (Laughing) I STILL CAN'T BELIVE YOU GET CRUSHED BY AND TV!
Shinji: (you're the one who destroyed the living room)
Asuka: WHAT YOU SAY!!??!??!
Shinji: (Damn good hearing)
(later that day...)
Shinji: Must..get....revenge...
(The very next day)
Asuka: (wakes up and feels a lump on her uhhhh thing) Huh?!!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Asuka kicks it so hard it flies out the window)
(turns out it was only a cup)
(Remember the dude who stole Shinji's money? He's bacckkkkkkkk)
Some dude: k now what should I do with this money...
(he hears something and the last thing he sees is a cup with shards of glass..)
Some dude: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinji: Heh, guess that means that both of my enemies are punished! But Asuka, I'm FAR from over!
(Shinji sneaks to PenPen's freezer, makes sure he is asleep and sneaks him to the bathroom...)
(Later...)
Asuka: Hmmm I need to use that new cream that Misato recommended to me....
(opens the bathroom cabinet and the next thing she sees is a penguin flying in her face and slowly sliding down her shirt)
Asuka: AAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ##*%$(^$*$^#@^(&^*&$($%#$
(Poor PenPen gets a taste of Asuka's maximum rage)
Shinji: MWHAHAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!
(Then he goes to the kitchen and puts some oil in the stove...)
Misato: (wakes, grumbles, and says) Asuka! It is your turn to cook today!
Asuka: (comes out grumbling and cursing in German)
Asuka: Misato, YOUR DUMB PENGUIN TRIED TO TAKE A LOOK AT MY PERSONAL SECTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Misato: Now now Asuka, PenPen would never do that, right?
PenPen: Wark! Wark!!!! (obviously scared of Asuka)
Asuka: (grumbles again and curses in German once more)
(Goes to the kitchen and starts cooking)
Asuka: (then turns on the stove and then you see a giant firestorm coming form the kitchen)
Misato: What the....
(Sees Asuka with a black face and fizziling new hair style)
Asuka: ..........(faints)
Shinji: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
K, im done with my 2nd chappy! Well send some reviews plz! ^_^