Disclaimer: Once again I don't own Evangelion or anything a I throw in there.

Chapter 3: Showdown at the Rooftops!

(For a few days Shinji kept setting traps for Asuka to fall in)

Asuka: (slowly opens her locker a little and looks inside)

Asuka: Good! ^_^ (Then opens it the rest of the way really fast.)

(Then a boxing glove punches her on the side of her face, which was stuck on her locker door.)

Asuka:...(Anime falls)

(Meanwhile...)

Shinji: (is stuffing some fluffy stuff into Asuka's desk when..)

(Bam!)

Shinji: (turns around to see Toji smacking his back with Kenuske with him)

Toji: Yo! What's up?

Shinji: Ah, nothing much.

Kenuske: Hey, what is that thing in your hand that is about to enter the devil's lair?

(Both of them take a closer look at the thing Shinji is carrying)

Toji: Woah! Aren't those Teletubbie dolls?

Kenuske: We never knew you cared for her!

Shinji: It's not what you think......

(Shinji starts to explain to them everything but doesn't notices Rei watching..)

Toji: Nice! Shinji you are finally getting back on the devil!

Kenuske: Yeah! Can we help too?

Shinji: Sure! This one is going to the last and biggest one of them all!

(They rearrange Asuka's desk so the dolls will be the first thing she touches)

(Just then Asuka walks in with an ice pack and a swollen eye)

Shinji: Asuka what happened to you?

(Toji and Kenuske are snickering like mad)

Asuka: NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS BAKA! AND STOP LAUGHING YOU TWO OR MY FIST WILL BE HALFWAY UP YOUR A-

(the teacher walks in starts the morning lecture)

Teacher: Now everyone, take out your notebooks and record these steps.

(everyone starts to look in there desks and Shinji, Toji, and Kenuske were watching very closely at Asuka...)

Asuka: (Damn it where is it?! Huh? What is this.....)

(Pulls out the teletubbie dolls and the dolls start singing)

(Everyone starts laughing and the redhead's face was now the color of her hair)

(Later..)

Rei: Pilot Ikari, that was not a nice thing to do to Pilot Sorhyu.

Shinji: Oh, hi Rei. What did you say?

Rei: I said that it was not a nice thing to do to Pilot Sorhyu and I have informed her of your previous incidents.

Shinji: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SHINJIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!

(Shinji slowly turns around to see Asuka beyond angry and her fists glowing with fire.)

Shinji: uhhh hi Asuka.....

Asuka: ROOFTOP! AFTER SCHOOL!

(Then she stomps off)

Shinji: (Oh man)

(After School)

(Shinji comes like Asuka says to)

Asuka: (is carrying 4 water guns, 2 small and 2 large)

Asuka: HERE! (Throws the 2 small ones really hard at Shinji)

Shinji: (grabs it but not before injuring all his fingers)

Asuka: I know that a baka like you is really weak so I decided this would be a water/fist fight.

Shinji: ooooookkkkkkkkk..(What is she planning)

Asuka: Alright, lets start this fight! (Gets in a fighting position with her water guns)

Shinji: (Does the same thing but since he had injured fingers and small guns, he had no hope in himself)

Shinji: (Mustn't run away Mustn't run away Mustn't run away!)

To be continued...........

A/N Cliffhanger I know. Thx for all the reviews! Ill try and update soon! ^_^