Disclaimer: I do not own Evangelion or The Matrix.
Chapter 4: Super Man Thing
(We last left off Shinji and Asuka ready to start fighting)
(Both of them are waiting to draw their guns like cowboys)
Asuka: (Draws her water guns and start shooting like hardcore)
Shinji: (Dodges the water bullets, Matrix-style!)
Asuka: (Starts chasing Shinji across the rooftops)
Shinji: AHH!!! (Jumps off the rooftops with his guns)
Asuka: (jumps off with him and starts shooting)
Shinji: (Starts shooting at Asuka but misses by miles)
(Shinji continues to shoot but misses or bounces harmlessly off Asuka)
(Then a shot from Asuka's bullet hit Shinji where the sun doesn't shine)
Shinji: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Is about to crash into the ground when OniLink51 comes in and saves Shinji)
Asuka: !@&_@&*%^&*%^@&!$(^&$@&^^%!)@!!!!! (Crashes into the ground with a SPLAT!)
Shinji: (takes a breather) Thanks! But, who are you?
OniLink51: I am God. (A chorus of "ahh's" start)
Shinji: Really?
OniLink51: No, I am a dick
Shinji: Ewww! Why did I have to be saved by you?
OniLink51: But I am really the author of this story.
Shinji: Sure you are.
OniLink51: I'm serious!
Shinji: Fine, show me your powers!
OniLink51: Okay (Magically makes Shinji's pants and boxers disappear)
Shinji: OH SHOOT! (Covers his private section which was somehow red from something)
Shinji: Okay I believe you. X_X
OniLink51: Okay! ^_^ Now on to business, Shinji, I have to revive Asuka back.
Shinji: WHY!?!?!?!?
OniLink51: Because if I don't, I will be flooded with flames by Asuka fans trying to kill me and the story will be just a dumb piece of wasted space.
Shinji: Oh. T_T
OniLink51: Don't worry Shinji, as long as you believe in yourself and don't run away, you will win! Also, free your mind.
Shinji: Okay but- (Turns to see no one there)
Shinji: Shoot!
BAKA!!!!!
(Turns around to see Asuka kick the door open only to succeed in closing the door in her face)
Shinji: -_-;;;;;;
(Asuka opens the door again with less force)
Asuka: OKAY TIME FOR A REMATCH!
(Meanwhile Toji and Kenuske were watching the whole thing on the side of the roof)
Toji: Hmmm do you think Shinji has a chance?
Kenuske: Nah!
Shinji: (Okay, free my mind, don't run away, and believe in myself)
Shinji: HUA! (Throws a Flying Side Kick..literally)
(Just then the whole scene freezes as Toji's cell phone start to ring)
Toji: (Picks up the phone) Hello?
Hikari: Hello? Toji? It is me, Hikari?
(The scene is now divided into 3 different ones, 1st Toji, 2nd Shinji frozen in midair with his leg out, and 3rd Hikari.)
Toji: Oh! Hi! ^_^
Hikari: Listen, is Asuka with you?
Toji: Yeah. She and Shinji are duking it out!
Hikari: OMG! Did you know that Asuka is a master at Kung-Fu, Tae-Kwon-Do, and Karate?
Toji: O_O; Uhh, Hikari talk to you later!
(The scene goes back to normal as Shinji is punched in the face by a simple fist)
Kenuske: And he worked hard to do the move.
Shinji: oww!
Asuka: (Does Trinity's signature move kick)
(Shinji goes flying across the roof)
Shinji: (thinks to himself) Man, I can't even fight even with my new moves..Wait, what is this feeling?
(Then Shinji glows all white and then everything flashes)
Asuka: WTF is that?!?!?!
Shinji: (returns to normal...or at least everyone thinks..)
Shinji: (Puts on some shades and says) I am, The One!
Asuka: Oh yeah!?!? And I'm Barney!! (takes her guns and start shooting again)
Shinji: (puts his hand out and stops the bullets)
Asuka: !?!!??
Shinji: My turn... (Reaches out with his hands and his guns magically come to his hand and then does some moves with them)
Shinji: (Starts shooting with accuracy and style)
(Poor Asuka as each water bullet hit her and then she fell to the ground)
Shinji: (Drops his guns on the ground and focuses his mind and then does Neo's Super Man Thing and flies off the roof to who knows where he goes to in Tokyo-3)
Toji and Kenuske: O_O!!!!
A/N Yes, yes I know that this is getting a little weird and that Shinji is OOC. Also, sry to all Asuka fans out there!
Chapter 4: Super Man Thing
(We last left off Shinji and Asuka ready to start fighting)
(Both of them are waiting to draw their guns like cowboys)
Asuka: (Draws her water guns and start shooting like hardcore)
Shinji: (Dodges the water bullets, Matrix-style!)
Asuka: (Starts chasing Shinji across the rooftops)
Shinji: AHH!!! (Jumps off the rooftops with his guns)
Asuka: (jumps off with him and starts shooting)
Shinji: (Starts shooting at Asuka but misses by miles)
(Shinji continues to shoot but misses or bounces harmlessly off Asuka)
(Then a shot from Asuka's bullet hit Shinji where the sun doesn't shine)
Shinji: NOOOOO!!!!!!!
(Is about to crash into the ground when OniLink51 comes in and saves Shinji)
Asuka: !@&_@&*%^&*%^@&!$(^&$@&^^%!)@!!!!! (Crashes into the ground with a SPLAT!)
Shinji: (takes a breather) Thanks! But, who are you?
OniLink51: I am God. (A chorus of "ahh's" start)
Shinji: Really?
OniLink51: No, I am a dick
Shinji: Ewww! Why did I have to be saved by you?
OniLink51: But I am really the author of this story.
Shinji: Sure you are.
OniLink51: I'm serious!
Shinji: Fine, show me your powers!
OniLink51: Okay (Magically makes Shinji's pants and boxers disappear)
Shinji: OH SHOOT! (Covers his private section which was somehow red from something)
Shinji: Okay I believe you. X_X
OniLink51: Okay! ^_^ Now on to business, Shinji, I have to revive Asuka back.
Shinji: WHY!?!?!?!?
OniLink51: Because if I don't, I will be flooded with flames by Asuka fans trying to kill me and the story will be just a dumb piece of wasted space.
Shinji: Oh. T_T
OniLink51: Don't worry Shinji, as long as you believe in yourself and don't run away, you will win! Also, free your mind.
Shinji: Okay but- (Turns to see no one there)
Shinji: Shoot!
BAKA!!!!!
(Turns around to see Asuka kick the door open only to succeed in closing the door in her face)
Shinji: -_-;;;;;;
(Asuka opens the door again with less force)
Asuka: OKAY TIME FOR A REMATCH!
(Meanwhile Toji and Kenuske were watching the whole thing on the side of the roof)
Toji: Hmmm do you think Shinji has a chance?
Kenuske: Nah!
Shinji: (Okay, free my mind, don't run away, and believe in myself)
Shinji: HUA! (Throws a Flying Side Kick..literally)
(Just then the whole scene freezes as Toji's cell phone start to ring)
Toji: (Picks up the phone) Hello?
Hikari: Hello? Toji? It is me, Hikari?
(The scene is now divided into 3 different ones, 1st Toji, 2nd Shinji frozen in midair with his leg out, and 3rd Hikari.)
Toji: Oh! Hi! ^_^
Hikari: Listen, is Asuka with you?
Toji: Yeah. She and Shinji are duking it out!
Hikari: OMG! Did you know that Asuka is a master at Kung-Fu, Tae-Kwon-Do, and Karate?
Toji: O_O; Uhh, Hikari talk to you later!
(The scene goes back to normal as Shinji is punched in the face by a simple fist)
Kenuske: And he worked hard to do the move.
Shinji: oww!
Asuka: (Does Trinity's signature move kick)
(Shinji goes flying across the roof)
Shinji: (thinks to himself) Man, I can't even fight even with my new moves..Wait, what is this feeling?
(Then Shinji glows all white and then everything flashes)
Asuka: WTF is that?!?!?!
Shinji: (returns to normal...or at least everyone thinks..)
Shinji: (Puts on some shades and says) I am, The One!
Asuka: Oh yeah!?!? And I'm Barney!! (takes her guns and start shooting again)
Shinji: (puts his hand out and stops the bullets)
Asuka: !?!!??
Shinji: My turn... (Reaches out with his hands and his guns magically come to his hand and then does some moves with them)
Shinji: (Starts shooting with accuracy and style)
(Poor Asuka as each water bullet hit her and then she fell to the ground)
Shinji: (Drops his guns on the ground and focuses his mind and then does Neo's Super Man Thing and flies off the roof to who knows where he goes to in Tokyo-3)
Toji and Kenuske: O_O!!!!
A/N Yes, yes I know that this is getting a little weird and that Shinji is OOC. Also, sry to all Asuka fans out there!