Disclaimer: I don't on Harry Potter, or the songs I wrote the parodies to.

A/N: I really need to start updating more! Well, ho pe you like it!

Chapter Five: Where's Hermione?

Hermione rushed off to the common room. Meanwhile Harry was congratulating Ron on their excellent practice.

"That was really great, Ron!" Harry exclaimed.

"Yeah, I guess so," Ron said before he broke out into a song.

Based on: "Too Much To Ask" by, Arvil Lavigne

Where's Hermione

(From Ron's Point of View)

It's the first time I've ever shone so brightly

Finally I get to play

Been lonely sense 'Mione and Krum went out

Still ever year its all the same

I thought I was good until the point

Up until the point I never saved a goal When I thought I could

Finally figured out I'm not so good

Just looking for a replacement keeper

Chorus:

Every time I try to catch the quaffle

I'm always making stupid errors

Every time I accidentally miss

The Slytherins laugh

They start up a song

Where's Hermione when I really need her

You thought I'd come around when I stormed off

Didn't realize I was too dumb to change

But when I woke up in the morning

I was ready to look at your face again

Can't you see when we fight with ourselves

Our futures only coming clearer

It won't be Viktor when the time comes

Cause I'm still here

Where's Hermione when you really ned her

Chorus:

Every time I try to catch the quaffle

I'm always making stupid errors

Every time I accidentally miss

The Slytherins laugh

They start up a song

Where's Hermione when I really need her

Can't fly anywhere

Missing balls here and there

Afraid of spiders

Hermione's talks to Krum again

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(From Hermione's Point of View)

In the common room I thought for a while

I want to talk to him by himself

Every time I help him in class

He has way too much

He thinks he's loveless

When will Ron ever know I'm in love with him

Hermione stopped singing to herself in the common room. Ron sadly got up and walked away.

"Ron," Harry said as he caught up with Ron, "don't worry, I'm sure Hermione likes you a lot more than Krum."

"Right." Ron walked away in silence.

A/N: Thanks to everyone who reviewed! I need to go write more song parodies if I ever want to finish this fic!