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Chapter 5: New "Angels" Confirmed!
(After the crazy incident of Asuka and the Shinji, things haven't gotten back to normal......at all)
(Lets start with Asuka......)
Asuka: ARGH!!!! I LOST TO THAT NO *%!(@%^!(%$(^%($%(!%( BAKA! AND HE CALLS HIMSELF, "THE ONE"! HE CAN CALL HIMSELF WHATEVER HE WANTS AFTER MY FIST GOES TO HIS HALF INCH BALLS!
(Okay...maybe not)
(Now Shinji definitely changed, ever since the fight, he has become more quiet, serious, wore shades everywhere, and has new powers)
Toji: Uhh, Shinji, you haven't been yourself recently.
Shinji: (Turns around and gives him a death glare)
Toji: O_O;;; Never mind!
Shinji: Hmm (walks home)
Kenuske: Nice job.......
(Katsuragi Residence)
Misato: (on the phone) Yes, yes, no, no, no, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I understand. I will try and find out the problem.
Misato: (hangs up the phone) What in God's name has happened to Shinji....
(Hears the door open)
Misato: Shinji! Is that you?
Shinji: .......yes.
Misato: (they are right, he has changed.)
(Meanwhile)
Asuka: So Commander Ikari, there is a way to defeat "him?"
CI: Yes, but we need special training and equipment.
Asuka: I understand (Shinji, say goodbye to your new powers because they will be useless soon.)
(Back to the Katsuragi Residence)
(Shinji just finish explaining what happened)
Misato: So, when you were about to lose the fight, you felt all weird and then you had your powers?
Shinji: ......yes, that is correct.
Misato: (Damn! Now I will have a boy Rei in my house now!)
Misato: (Back from her thoughts) Okay Shinji just in case this is a not disease and all, can I have a check-up on you with Ritsuko?
Shinji: Yes.
Misato: Okay. (Ritsuko, you better find out what is wrong....)
(Next Day in Ritsuko's Lab)
Ritsuko: Okay Shinji your blood pressure is fine and your mind is okay. So you are free to go.
Shinji: Okay.
(30 minutes later)
Misato: Well?
Ritsuko: Well, there is nothing wrong with him.
Misato: But what about this change of behavior and powers?
Ritsuko: Well, there is no exact answer, but I have a theory.
Misato: Yeah?
Ritsuko: Either Shinji has gone crazy or the author of this story wants Shinji to be way FUCKING AWSOME!!
OniLink51: That's right, who da man!
Misato: Uhh............cool?
Ritsuko: Sorry, had to let that out. Anyway, we should keep an eye out for Shinji for a while.
(Later, somewhere in Tokyo-3)
(Shinji is walking down some lane)
(All of a sudden Rei appears out of nowhere)
Shinji: (Turns around unsurprised.......which is surprising) Yes?
Rei: Commander Ikari wishes your presence. (DAMN IT! NOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL BE QUIET AND COOL!)
Shinji: (Notices Rei's slight face gesture) Is everything okay?
Rei: Yes. (NO YOU @$$! WAIT TILL THE COMMANDER KICKS YOUR ASS BECAUSE HE IS SOOO COOL!)
Rei: Best to come as soon as possible.
Shinji: Affirmative.
Rei: (NOW HIS JACKING MY LINES! HE WILL PAY!)
(In Commander Ikari's Office)
Shinji: (It hasn't changed at all)
(Looks ahead to see the Commander, but with a porn magazine)
Shinji: -_-;
CI: Ohh, that is good! (Nosebleeds. Notices Shinji looking at him)
CI: SHIT! (Quickly hides the magazine)
Shinji: What did you want to see me for?
CI: I understand that you and Pilot Sorhyu had a battle, correct?
Shinji: Yes.
CI: Well, she wishes to have a rematch with you, but this time she had some "training" (does the finger pose)
Shinji: Hmm
CI: Okay, open the hatch.
(Nothing happens)
CI: "Ahem" Open the HATCH!
(Nothing happens)
CI: WTF IS GOING ON! (Goes to the very end of the room and opens the hatch)
(Sees Asuka, Rei, and C. Fuyutski doing some uhh.....stuff.)
CI: WTF YOU MORONS YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO OPEN THE HATCH AND KICK THAT KID'S ASS!
Everyone: Sorry! ^^
CI: (Geez)
(CI goes back to his seat)
Shinji: -_-;
CI: Okay, OPEN THE HATCH!
(This time, there is a squeaking sound of something turning, but it doesn't open.)
Everyone: ......
(Another sound happens and this time a banging sound is heard)
Everyone once more: .........
(Finally, they manage to kick down the door)
(It reveals Rei, Asuka, and CF, which they then walk to the center of the room.)
CI: You are going to pay a lot money for that.
Asuka, Rei, and CF: Sorry!
Shinji: How you fellows?
(Quickly they turn into robotic-like people)
Rei: It's him
Asuka: The Wimpy-Ass Kid
Rei: Do we proceed?
Asuka: Yes.
Rei: He is still....
CF: Only a wimp.
Shinji: (Looks around) Well, I will try and not hurt the girls, but that ugly dick I will pound him to death.
CF: OH YEAH!?!?!? WELL, YOUR FACE IS WIMPY!
Shinji: (Starts making Yo Mama jokes)
(Since Rei, Asuka, and CF didn't have or had a bad momma, they took it personally and started crying)
CI: O_o;
CF: WAHH!!!!!
CI: JUST ATTACK YOU BAB- I MEAN FOOLS!
Asuka, Rei, CF: Okay! ^^
CI: We have no hope..
A/N okay I got the reviews and I know this is getting a little on the Matrix side and many of the characters are OOC, but I am doing it so that there can at least a little story. RR thx for the reviews. (Note: I edited some things)
Chapter 5: New "Angels" Confirmed!
(After the crazy incident of Asuka and the Shinji, things haven't gotten back to normal......at all)
(Lets start with Asuka......)
Asuka: ARGH!!!! I LOST TO THAT NO *%!(@%^!(%$(^%($%(!%( BAKA! AND HE CALLS HIMSELF, "THE ONE"! HE CAN CALL HIMSELF WHATEVER HE WANTS AFTER MY FIST GOES TO HIS HALF INCH BALLS!
(Okay...maybe not)
(Now Shinji definitely changed, ever since the fight, he has become more quiet, serious, wore shades everywhere, and has new powers)
Toji: Uhh, Shinji, you haven't been yourself recently.
Shinji: (Turns around and gives him a death glare)
Toji: O_O;;; Never mind!
Shinji: Hmm (walks home)
Kenuske: Nice job.......
(Katsuragi Residence)
Misato: (on the phone) Yes, yes, no, no, no, WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!! I understand. I will try and find out the problem.
Misato: (hangs up the phone) What in God's name has happened to Shinji....
(Hears the door open)
Misato: Shinji! Is that you?
Shinji: .......yes.
Misato: (they are right, he has changed.)
(Meanwhile)
Asuka: So Commander Ikari, there is a way to defeat "him?"
CI: Yes, but we need special training and equipment.
Asuka: I understand (Shinji, say goodbye to your new powers because they will be useless soon.)
(Back to the Katsuragi Residence)
(Shinji just finish explaining what happened)
Misato: So, when you were about to lose the fight, you felt all weird and then you had your powers?
Shinji: ......yes, that is correct.
Misato: (Damn! Now I will have a boy Rei in my house now!)
Misato: (Back from her thoughts) Okay Shinji just in case this is a not disease and all, can I have a check-up on you with Ritsuko?
Shinji: Yes.
Misato: Okay. (Ritsuko, you better find out what is wrong....)
(Next Day in Ritsuko's Lab)
Ritsuko: Okay Shinji your blood pressure is fine and your mind is okay. So you are free to go.
Shinji: Okay.
(30 minutes later)
Misato: Well?
Ritsuko: Well, there is nothing wrong with him.
Misato: But what about this change of behavior and powers?
Ritsuko: Well, there is no exact answer, but I have a theory.
Misato: Yeah?
Ritsuko: Either Shinji has gone crazy or the author of this story wants Shinji to be way FUCKING AWSOME!!
OniLink51: That's right, who da man!
Misato: Uhh............cool?
Ritsuko: Sorry, had to let that out. Anyway, we should keep an eye out for Shinji for a while.
(Later, somewhere in Tokyo-3)
(Shinji is walking down some lane)
(All of a sudden Rei appears out of nowhere)
Shinji: (Turns around unsurprised.......which is surprising) Yes?
Rei: Commander Ikari wishes your presence. (DAMN IT! NOW I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO WILL BE QUIET AND COOL!)
Shinji: (Notices Rei's slight face gesture) Is everything okay?
Rei: Yes. (NO YOU @$$! WAIT TILL THE COMMANDER KICKS YOUR ASS BECAUSE HE IS SOOO COOL!)
Rei: Best to come as soon as possible.
Shinji: Affirmative.
Rei: (NOW HIS JACKING MY LINES! HE WILL PAY!)
(In Commander Ikari's Office)
Shinji: (It hasn't changed at all)
(Looks ahead to see the Commander, but with a porn magazine)
Shinji: -_-;
CI: Ohh, that is good! (Nosebleeds. Notices Shinji looking at him)
CI: SHIT! (Quickly hides the magazine)
Shinji: What did you want to see me for?
CI: I understand that you and Pilot Sorhyu had a battle, correct?
Shinji: Yes.
CI: Well, she wishes to have a rematch with you, but this time she had some "training" (does the finger pose)
Shinji: Hmm
CI: Okay, open the hatch.
(Nothing happens)
CI: "Ahem" Open the HATCH!
(Nothing happens)
CI: WTF IS GOING ON! (Goes to the very end of the room and opens the hatch)
(Sees Asuka, Rei, and C. Fuyutski doing some uhh.....stuff.)
CI: WTF YOU MORONS YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO OPEN THE HATCH AND KICK THAT KID'S ASS!
Everyone: Sorry! ^^
CI: (Geez)
(CI goes back to his seat)
Shinji: -_-;
CI: Okay, OPEN THE HATCH!
(This time, there is a squeaking sound of something turning, but it doesn't open.)
Everyone: ......
(Another sound happens and this time a banging sound is heard)
Everyone once more: .........
(Finally, they manage to kick down the door)
(It reveals Rei, Asuka, and CF, which they then walk to the center of the room.)
CI: You are going to pay a lot money for that.
Asuka, Rei, and CF: Sorry!
Shinji: How you fellows?
(Quickly they turn into robotic-like people)
Rei: It's him
Asuka: The Wimpy-Ass Kid
Rei: Do we proceed?
Asuka: Yes.
Rei: He is still....
CF: Only a wimp.
Shinji: (Looks around) Well, I will try and not hurt the girls, but that ugly dick I will pound him to death.
CF: OH YEAH!?!?!? WELL, YOUR FACE IS WIMPY!
Shinji: (Starts making Yo Mama jokes)
(Since Rei, Asuka, and CF didn't have or had a bad momma, they took it personally and started crying)
CI: O_o;
CF: WAHH!!!!!
CI: JUST ATTACK YOU BAB- I MEAN FOOLS!
Asuka, Rei, CF: Okay! ^^
CI: We have no hope..
A/N okay I got the reviews and I know this is getting a little on the Matrix side and many of the characters are OOC, but I am doing it so that there can at least a little story. RR thx for the reviews. (Note: I edited some things)