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Chapter 6: Shinji's Capture
(We last left off with Shinji ready to kick some ass against Asuka, Rei, and Commander Fuyutski, which are now agents, if you know what I mean.)
A/N: From now on, lets call the three of them agents.
C. Ikari: ATTACK!!!!
Agents: WAYHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (starts charging at Shinji)
Shinji: (does the cmon sign)
Agents: (takes out their guns)
C. Ikari: FIRE!!!
Agents: AAHHHH!! THERE IS A FIRE!!
Shinji: O_o?
C. Ikari: FOOLS!! I MEANT SHOOT THE *(&@!ING GUNS!!
Agents: ohhh (start firing)
Shinji: Crap! (runs to the nearest wall and then wall runs to dodge the bullets)
Asuka: This is for humiliating me!! (takes out a shotgun)
Rei: O_O! How come you got to use the shotgun?!
Asuka: Cuz I want to!
(Turns back to Shinji)
Asuka: DIE! (goes ballistic and shoots)
Shinji: Oh crap.........(runs like there is no tomorrow.)
(Asuka turns into a madwoman)
Rei: Are you sure that it is okay that we let Asuka use the shotgun in this condition?
C. Ikari: Yes, it is the only way.
Rei: Okay then never mind. (rushes over to help the others)
Shinji: That's it! (runs over, kicks the shotgun out of Asuka's hand into the air, and then kicks her to into the wall.)
Rei: (holding a giant dictionary) im gonna woop your ass with this!
Shinji: sure.............(kicks her down)
(Fuyutski, for no apparent reason, was sleeping right behind Rei.)
Rei: (lands just below his legs and crushes his balls with the dictionary above her head.)
Fuyutski: AHHH!!! MY NUTS!! (sits up)
(as soon as Fuyutski sits up, he is shot in the head by the shotgun that fell and got its trigger pulled by the impact)
C. Ikari: Yikes...........whoever said words never hurt, never got hit by a dictionary...........
Rei: Oww............(feels something warm and liquidy)
Rei: OH MY GOD! HE JUST EXPLODED HIS BLADDER ON ME!!!
Everyone: That was not needed Rei.
Rei: But still, EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Shinji: Okay, I had enough of this, im leaving. (does his superman thing)
(Just as he is about to blast through and into the sky, he crashes into the ceiling)
Shinji: owww! (falls down)
C. Ikari: Just to make sure that you don't escape, we made sure that the ceilings were made of adamantine steel.
Shinji: Ugh.............(still woozy from the impact)
C. Ikari: Well now that is settled, take him away!!
(No one response)
C. Ikari: Well?
Rei: Umm sir? We are in no condition to do that right now.
C. Ikari: (Looks around) Uhhhh
Rei: Looks like you have to carry him.
C. Ikari: Neva!!! I won't touch that mutated wimp!
Shinji: Who are you calling a mutated wimp, you hairy, smelly, hentai!!
C. Ikari: ALRIGHT!! I'll take him.
Rei: Good!
(Back at the katsuragi residence)
Misato: (sighs) Shinji and Asuka aren't back yet. I hope that they didn't get into a fight.
Misato: (notices a note on the table with a suitcase) What's this?
(Dear Misato,
Shinji is has been captured by his perverted father and Asuka. Rescue him. All your tools that you need are in this suitcase.
By: ??????)
Misato: Oh great............ Well, time to rescue our hero.
A/N: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no! Shinji is now captured! Can Misato save him? Who wrote the mysterious note? Find out out in the next chapter!!
Chapter 6: Shinji's Capture
(We last left off with Shinji ready to kick some ass against Asuka, Rei, and Commander Fuyutski, which are now agents, if you know what I mean.)
A/N: From now on, lets call the three of them agents.
C. Ikari: ATTACK!!!!
Agents: WAYHAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (starts charging at Shinji)
Shinji: (does the cmon sign)
Agents: (takes out their guns)
C. Ikari: FIRE!!!
Agents: AAHHHH!! THERE IS A FIRE!!
Shinji: O_o?
C. Ikari: FOOLS!! I MEANT SHOOT THE *(&@!ING GUNS!!
Agents: ohhh (start firing)
Shinji: Crap! (runs to the nearest wall and then wall runs to dodge the bullets)
Asuka: This is for humiliating me!! (takes out a shotgun)
Rei: O_O! How come you got to use the shotgun?!
Asuka: Cuz I want to!
(Turns back to Shinji)
Asuka: DIE! (goes ballistic and shoots)
Shinji: Oh crap.........(runs like there is no tomorrow.)
(Asuka turns into a madwoman)
Rei: Are you sure that it is okay that we let Asuka use the shotgun in this condition?
C. Ikari: Yes, it is the only way.
Rei: Okay then never mind. (rushes over to help the others)
Shinji: That's it! (runs over, kicks the shotgun out of Asuka's hand into the air, and then kicks her to into the wall.)
Rei: (holding a giant dictionary) im gonna woop your ass with this!
Shinji: sure.............(kicks her down)
(Fuyutski, for no apparent reason, was sleeping right behind Rei.)
Rei: (lands just below his legs and crushes his balls with the dictionary above her head.)
Fuyutski: AHHH!!! MY NUTS!! (sits up)
(as soon as Fuyutski sits up, he is shot in the head by the shotgun that fell and got its trigger pulled by the impact)
C. Ikari: Yikes...........whoever said words never hurt, never got hit by a dictionary...........
Rei: Oww............(feels something warm and liquidy)
Rei: OH MY GOD! HE JUST EXPLODED HIS BLADDER ON ME!!!
Everyone: That was not needed Rei.
Rei: But still, EWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Shinji: Okay, I had enough of this, im leaving. (does his superman thing)
(Just as he is about to blast through and into the sky, he crashes into the ceiling)
Shinji: owww! (falls down)
C. Ikari: Just to make sure that you don't escape, we made sure that the ceilings were made of adamantine steel.
Shinji: Ugh.............(still woozy from the impact)
C. Ikari: Well now that is settled, take him away!!
(No one response)
C. Ikari: Well?
Rei: Umm sir? We are in no condition to do that right now.
C. Ikari: (Looks around) Uhhhh
Rei: Looks like you have to carry him.
C. Ikari: Neva!!! I won't touch that mutated wimp!
Shinji: Who are you calling a mutated wimp, you hairy, smelly, hentai!!
C. Ikari: ALRIGHT!! I'll take him.
Rei: Good!
(Back at the katsuragi residence)
Misato: (sighs) Shinji and Asuka aren't back yet. I hope that they didn't get into a fight.
Misato: (notices a note on the table with a suitcase) What's this?
(Dear Misato,
Shinji is has been captured by his perverted father and Asuka. Rescue him. All your tools that you need are in this suitcase.
By: ??????)
Misato: Oh great............ Well, time to rescue our hero.
A/N: DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh no! Shinji is now captured! Can Misato save him? Who wrote the mysterious note? Find out out in the next chapter!!