A/N: This is my first fic on ff.net. I suppose you can flame me if you want…but…please refrain unless you can prove that you are able to write better. Kay? Um, on second thought….most people CAN write better…. I don't mind constructive criticism though…well….duh….maybe I should start the story now…-.-;;;;
Warning: Probable OOC ness…
Sshhh everyone, it's starting…
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It was a pleasant, quiet start to a day in Tokyo.
"YAHIKOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Ok, maybe not so quiet…
"Oi, Busu! It's not my fault that –"
"NOT YOUR FAULT??!! AND WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?"
Former gangster Sanosuke Sagara sweatdropped as he watched two of his closest friends (although he would never admit it to them) beat on each other.
"Uh….jou-chan….maybe you shouldn't have hit Yahiko-chan that hard…"
Kaoru Kamiya looked up from a now unconscious Yahiko. "Why not?"
"Uh…" Sano sweatdropped some more.
"Sano? Kaoru? Why is Yahiko laying on the floor?"
Sano pushed the newest entrant to the conversation away. "Hey Kenshin! What's up? Uh, Yahiko and jou-chan were just…practicing a new meditative technique of Kamiya Kasshin Ryu….let's go and not bother them…"
"Oro…But….oooh…." Kenshin winced in realization. "Well, Kaoru. It was nice to see you, that it was. We'll just be going now…"
And with that, Sanosuke and Kenshin slipped away before Kaoru could protest.
Once outside, Sanosuke sighed with relief. "Geez Kenshin. One would think you wouldn't be afraid of Kaoru anymore, as she's KINDA YOUR WIFE NOW…"
"And she's also pregnant…"
"….Good point."
"So what did Yahiko do anyway?"
"He- "
And then, out of nowhere, came a blinding attack that even the former Battousai could not prepare himself for.
"HIMURA!!"
"Oro?"
A bluish purple blur launched itself onto Kenshin.
"I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN FOREVER!! I CAN'T BELIEVE KAORU'S PREGNANT! OH MY GOD!!"
"Orororororororororo……"
More sweatdrops from Sanosuke. "It's nice to see you too, itachi. Didn't know you were visiting…"
"DON'T CALL ME ITACHI!!"
Sano inched away from the over exuberant ninja girl towards the presence he knew would be ever lurking closely by her.
"How goes it, Ice man?"
Aoshi glanced frostily at him.
"What, pissed that it's not a yes or no question?"
"…"
"….Right."
Sanosuke settled on watching Misao proceed to pound more questions into the ever oro-ing Kenshin. He reflected that although Kenshin was (theoretically) a willing participant in this pounding, it was not that much unlike Kaoru's earlier pounding of a certain wannabe sword-master.
"Hey, Shinomori?"
"Aa?"
"Hey, you got your yes or no question!"
"…"
"Right…so, you ever get that feeling that you're the only sane one around?"
Aoshi turned to face the former gangster with a raised eyebrow.
Sanosuke sweatdropped some more just for good measure. "…Oookay then…"
"Oh my god! Misao?"
"Kaoru? YOU'RE PREGNANT!!"
At this point, Sano decided that he was all sweatdropped out. So he did the most reasonable thing he could at that point.
"Hey, guys? Seeing as you don't need me here, I'm gonna be going over to see the kitsune."
He was completely ignored. Kaoru and Misao complimented each other on…girl stuff…he never understood it in the first place…Kenshin was trying to slip off, and Aoshi was…meditating? Already? Shaking his head, he took his chance and slipped quietly off in the direction of Dr. Genzai's clinic.
END OF CHAPTER 1
Will Sanosuke escape?
Does going to talk to Megumi count as escaping?
Why is he escaping to Megumi in the first place?
What exactly DID Yahiko do?
Do you know the answers to these questions? Good, because I don't.
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A/N: That was some really bad, plotless crap. Hopefully, it was a little bit funny, and I can add some romance and *GASP* maybe a plot…but we can't hope for TOO much…Sorry if it seems like I bashed some characters. I didn't mean too. Kaoru, Misao, and Yahiko are some of my favorite RK characters. But I assume that in Sano's point of view, he thinks about what freaks they are occasionally.
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