In Which Sanosuke Sweatdrops In which Sanosuke meets his subconscious, a rurouni kenshin fanfic

A/N: ….Good god…I read the first chapter over…and it SUCKED!!! Lol…You people are gonna have to suffer through a LOT of crappy writing before I get it right.

Disclaimer: Ok, ok. I forgot this last time. Poot on you. I do not, have not, and will not Rurouni Kenshin or anything else I mention in this piece of FANfiction. Rurouni Kenshin belongs to Watsuki-sama, who just happens NOT to be me. All I have is my Hoobastank (which does not belong to me) CD. Now leave me alone.

Just to let you know, words inside mean that Sano is talking to himself. Words inside // mean that Sano is talking to the little voice in his head. -.-;;;;…

Warning: Really stupid, plotless, crap. Oh, and swearing. It wasn't my fault!! Sano made me!

And now….REVIEW REPLIES!! (YAY!!):

Astarte Katz: Yes, sweatdropping is fun. That and facefaulting….Hmm, I'll try to answer the questions, even though I'm not sure I ever intended to answer them.

Zhane323: Umm…so you think my story is "Ok, you guess"…thanks…I think…?? I'm confused. Sorry I didn't update sooner, but I was under watch by parents who think that if I don't study for SAT's, I'm gonna die.

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When we left, Sanosuke was subtly escaping from the wrath of Kaoru and Misao….leaving Kenshin, Aoshi, and the unconscious Yahiko to take it for him…but we won't mention that….

Sanosuke peeked back in his oh so subtle manner toward the dojo. Phew, no one noticed me….

And then…

"TORI-ATAMA!!! (A/N: Rooster head…Don't feel like doing Japanese translation guide…)"

"Eh…Sorry, can't hear you!"

And with that, Sanosuke Sagara took off at a dead run towards Dr. Gensai's clinic.

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Dr. Megumi Takani sighed and stepped back from bandaging her young patient. "There, you should be okay now. Just try not to play with your okaa-san's knives anymore…"

The young child peered back up at her and giggled. "O-tay!!"

Megumi sweatdropped. And then…

"KUSO!!" (A/N: Damn…)

Megumi watched, twitching angrily, as a tall man with spiky brown hair resembling a rooster untangled himself from where he had managed to crash into her bandage store.

"Tori…."

"Eh…hehe…Hey, Kitsune…"

"Hello, tori."

"AAHHHHHHHHH!!!"

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Misao looked up from glomping Kaoru. "Hey, did you hear something?"

"Yeah…wonder what it was…"

Kenshin winced. "I feel very sorry for Sano, that I do. Ne, Aoshi san?

"…"

"Ok…*sweatdrop*…"

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"Oww…goddamn it, Kitsune! I didn't mean to!"

"Tell it to someone who cares!" Megumi gave another vicious bash to the former gangster with her medical bag. "You-*bash*-messed up-*bash*-my bandages-*bash*-right after-*bash*-I ORGANIZED THEM!! AND YOU MANAGED TO BREAK HALF MY MEDICINAL BOTTLES IN THE PROCESS!!!"

"OOOOOOWW!!! I'M SORRY!!"

Suddenly, Megumi paused. And then…

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Sanosuke…sweatdropped. "Mind telling me what's so funny, Kitsune?"

"Hmph. Some tough guy you are. Getting beat up by a lady and her bag."

"Yeah…I don't see any ladies…" he muttered under his breath.

"What was that?"

"Nothing…"

There was an awkward silence. Both were completely unused to the concept of having a conversation in which neither was assaulting the other verbally, or in Megumi's case, physically.

"Yeah…you might wanna come to the dojo…The itachi and the Ice pop are here visiting…And Yahiko's unconscious…and Kenshin probably will be soon." And then, Sanosuke realized what he said. OH SHIT!! We can't go back to the dojo! Jou-chan and the Itachi are gonna kill me! Ok, think Sano, think….

Megumi looked at Sano strangely. "Hey…you okay?"

Sano looked up and sweatdropped, realizing that he had been arguing with himself out loud.

"If you don't want to go back to the dojo, that's ok…"

Sano let out a sigh of relief.

Just then, the foxy doctor realized something. "Hey, tori. I understand that you wanted to escape the dojo…but why did you come here?"

Sanosuke froze. Oh, crap. Why the hell did I come here anyway?

/Face it, rooster. You like her./

Well, duh…we're friends, right?

/That was the corniest and least original response I have heard. Ever. You're pathetic./

Wha..? Hey! WHO ARE YOU?? AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HEAD??

/Hmph. That is so like you. Go and change the subject, why don't you./

JUST TELL ME WHO THE HELL YOU ARE!!

/Well…Sanosuke, I'm sorry it had to come to this, but…I am your father./

What?

/*Sigh*…never mind. Note to self- never make Star Wars jokes with Meiji Era idiots again. Yeah, anyway…you should know me. I…AM YOU!!/

Ok…

At this point, Megumi decided to break in. "Er…you never answered my question."

"Yeah…guess I had nowhere else to go…Ehehehehe…" Sano grinned stupidly and scratched his head.

"Yeah…" Something like a flash of disappointment passed over Megumi's face. But Sanosuke, being Sanosuke (not counting the little voice inside of his head), missed it. Entirely.

More awkward silence. And more. (A/N: A sign that Digibaka has extreme writer's block)

"Em…maybe we should go back and check if the Ice block and Kenshin are alive anyway."

/GAH!! YOU IDIOT!!/

WHAT??

"Nothing?" Megumi looked confusedly at Sano.

"Eh?…Oops….did I say that out loud?"

*Sweatdrop*

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A/N: First of all, yes I know, we still don't know what Yahiko did. In fact, I have no clue. You're welcome to give me suggestions in your reviews (WHICH YOU WILL BE GIVING!!) Hmm…sorry for breaking it off there….but I have serious writer's block, and this is just a plotless fic that's kinda going nowhere. At this point, I'm guessing that any romance will be lighthearted and possibly only very un-subtle-y (is that a word?) hinted at because I'm too happy to do anything intense. I really shouldn't be happy, considering that this is the last day of winter break and I have to finish my Silk Road project in 2 hours. Oh well. It's all good. I seriously don't get teen angst. I'm happy! ^______________^ Except when I'm sad….-.-;;; AND THIS IS REALLY SHORT! GAH!! In any case:

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