The anti-Hojo chapter!
DW: Jackie will handle the disclaimer since this is really her chapter!
Jackie: I own nothing! Not Inu-Yasha or Gundam Wing! ::Flips off lawyers while Sobbing in corner::
Duo: Aww...it's ok! At least we get bigger parts in this chapter! And there's Hojo torture!
Jackie: ::Jumps up:: YAY!
DW: I'm so glad I don't have a big part this time. I can get some sleep and think up more torture ideas! Oh Relena where are you my sweet?
Jackie: ::To Duo:: I think she needs a vacation in a bad way!
Duo: ::Nods gravely::
Warning: This is written for and mostly by Jackie the perverted one! Beware! You have been warned!
I want more torture ideas that could be pulled off in school please! Thank you!
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~ Once again we are at the Drama meeting. DW is painting (Jackie: Dear god!) And Jackie and Duo have been assigned to make sure the lights on the catwalk are in working order. (DW: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!) Martin is being a pain in the @$$. Everyone else is just trying to scrape some dignity together. ~
Martin: Jackie! Duo! Are those light ready yet? I told you both to start an hour ago!
Duo: Almost done!
Jackie: ::Softly:: Yeah, almost! ::Purrs::
Martin: Well! Hurry up or I'll have to send someone else up there to help! The play starts tomorrow!
Jackie: ::Whispers:: Alright you old bastard...
Duo: No problemo!
~ On the stage ~
Everyone: ::Mutters and thinks:: 'We all know what they're doing up there. Dave (The master techie) only takes 15 minutes to check all the lights'
DW: ::Mutters:: Jackie...you know you shouldn't be doing that here! Go to the band room or something!
~ Else where ~
Martin: Hojo please come here would you?
Hojo: Looks like a puppy who is way too eager to please his master:: (DW: Ewww...) Yes sir?
Martin: I want you to go up to the catwalk and make sure that Jackie and Duo are working on the lights like I told them to.
Hojo: ::Salutes:: Yes sir!
Random person #1: ::Places open bucket of paint in his way::
Hojo: ::Steps in the paint:: Now who could have done this?
Random person #1: ::Whistles::
Hojo: I should clean this mess up! ::Takes 15 minutes to clean up the mess::
~ Meanwhile Random person #2 is greasing the 2ed ladder to the catwalk. Random person #3 is unscrewing the 1st ladder section ~
Hojo: ::Walks up to the 1st ladder section:: Oh dear! This looks very unsafe! I should fix this right now before someone gets hurt! ::Fixes ladder::
~ While putting the screwdriver away, Random person #4 undoes all his work ~
Hojo: ::Climbs half way up the ladder::
~ The ladder pulls away from the wall and Hojo goes splat into a tray of black paint ~
Hojo: ::Screams:: IT'S BLACK!!! I HATE BLACK!!!
DW: ::Chuckles:: My job here is done! ::Goes back to painting flats::
Hojo: ::Washes the paint out and re-fixes the ladder. Leaves the screw driver in plain sight so no one could undo the ladder again::
~ While on the platform between the 1st and 2ed ladders he is buried in stage flats ~
Hojo: Owwie!! That hurts! I must put these back since I'm the one who caused them to fall. ::Gets a thousand splinters while putting aging flats back into place::
::Tries to climb up the 2ed ladder but keeps falling off due to the grease:: I should clean off the ladder! It's so dirty! ::Thinks about getting a rag, but remembers the trouble getting up the 1st ladder and just uses his outer shirt. (DW: We torture him so much that he now wears about three to four shirts a day! I wouldn't want to wash all them clothes!)
~ Now that the ladder is somewhat clean Hojo proceeds to climb it after he puts his grease-coated shirt back on ~
Hojo: ::Peers down the catwalk. Hears people kissing and other weird sounds:: What are you doing up here? Aren't you supposed to be fixing the lights?
Duo: Ummm...::Is at a loss for words::
Jackie: We are fixing the lights. ::Shines a spot light at Hojo's face::
Hojo: Ahhhh...I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm Blind!
Duo: ::Smirks::
Hojo: ::Blindness forgotten:: But what were those strange noises?
Duo and Jackie: ::Blushes::
Hojo: ::Looks confused despite how he always looks::
Duo: ::To Jackie:: What should we do?
Jackie: ::To Duo:: I don't know! You're the brilliant one!
Disembodied voice: ::Whispers to Jackie and Duo:: Tie him, gag him and hang him from the catwalk...
Duo: That's a great idea!
Jackie: Superb!
~ Duo and Jackie grab some rope and advance on Hojo. Malice gleaming in both sets of eyes ~
Hojo: What are you doing? You should be fixing the lights and you know I can't see!
Jackie: Precisely!
~ They carry out the plan the voice told them ~
Hojo: ::Is gagged:: Mphl Mphl Mphl...
Duo: ::Tosses Hojo off the catwalk::
Jackie: Tank you whoever you are!
Disembodied voice: you are welcome! Continue what you were doing before!
Jackie: EEEKKK!!!! PERVERT!!!!!
(DW: I leave it to you to decide what they were doing. Use your imaginations!)
~ On stage ~
DW: Hmmm...Creative
Martin: ::Is constipated::
Wufei: HA! The braided Baka did something GOOD for once!
DW: Should we use him as a piñata?
Everyone not constipated: ::Considers for a millisecond:: YEAH!!!!!
DW: Find the 2x4's with all the screws sticking out of it!
~ And so Hojo ended his day back in the hospital from major blood loss. And for days the school was peaceful. Neither Relena with her new hair-do and Holy Hojo were not seen in school. During that time, all people were at peace! ~
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Well? Review already! WOW! I'm tired! I updated all 4 of my stories today! Aren't you proud of me? ::Passes out from all the work::
Signing out ~ DevilWench ~
DW: Jackie will handle the disclaimer since this is really her chapter!
Jackie: I own nothing! Not Inu-Yasha or Gundam Wing! ::Flips off lawyers while Sobbing in corner::
Duo: Aww...it's ok! At least we get bigger parts in this chapter! And there's Hojo torture!
Jackie: ::Jumps up:: YAY!
DW: I'm so glad I don't have a big part this time. I can get some sleep and think up more torture ideas! Oh Relena where are you my sweet?
Jackie: ::To Duo:: I think she needs a vacation in a bad way!
Duo: ::Nods gravely::
Warning: This is written for and mostly by Jackie the perverted one! Beware! You have been warned!
I want more torture ideas that could be pulled off in school please! Thank you!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
~ Once again we are at the Drama meeting. DW is painting (Jackie: Dear god!) And Jackie and Duo have been assigned to make sure the lights on the catwalk are in working order. (DW: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!) Martin is being a pain in the @$$. Everyone else is just trying to scrape some dignity together. ~
Martin: Jackie! Duo! Are those light ready yet? I told you both to start an hour ago!
Duo: Almost done!
Jackie: ::Softly:: Yeah, almost! ::Purrs::
Martin: Well! Hurry up or I'll have to send someone else up there to help! The play starts tomorrow!
Jackie: ::Whispers:: Alright you old bastard...
Duo: No problemo!
~ On the stage ~
Everyone: ::Mutters and thinks:: 'We all know what they're doing up there. Dave (The master techie) only takes 15 minutes to check all the lights'
DW: ::Mutters:: Jackie...you know you shouldn't be doing that here! Go to the band room or something!
~ Else where ~
Martin: Hojo please come here would you?
Hojo: Looks like a puppy who is way too eager to please his master:: (DW: Ewww...) Yes sir?
Martin: I want you to go up to the catwalk and make sure that Jackie and Duo are working on the lights like I told them to.
Hojo: ::Salutes:: Yes sir!
Random person #1: ::Places open bucket of paint in his way::
Hojo: ::Steps in the paint:: Now who could have done this?
Random person #1: ::Whistles::
Hojo: I should clean this mess up! ::Takes 15 minutes to clean up the mess::
~ Meanwhile Random person #2 is greasing the 2ed ladder to the catwalk. Random person #3 is unscrewing the 1st ladder section ~
Hojo: ::Walks up to the 1st ladder section:: Oh dear! This looks very unsafe! I should fix this right now before someone gets hurt! ::Fixes ladder::
~ While putting the screwdriver away, Random person #4 undoes all his work ~
Hojo: ::Climbs half way up the ladder::
~ The ladder pulls away from the wall and Hojo goes splat into a tray of black paint ~
Hojo: ::Screams:: IT'S BLACK!!! I HATE BLACK!!!
DW: ::Chuckles:: My job here is done! ::Goes back to painting flats::
Hojo: ::Washes the paint out and re-fixes the ladder. Leaves the screw driver in plain sight so no one could undo the ladder again::
~ While on the platform between the 1st and 2ed ladders he is buried in stage flats ~
Hojo: Owwie!! That hurts! I must put these back since I'm the one who caused them to fall. ::Gets a thousand splinters while putting aging flats back into place::
::Tries to climb up the 2ed ladder but keeps falling off due to the grease:: I should clean off the ladder! It's so dirty! ::Thinks about getting a rag, but remembers the trouble getting up the 1st ladder and just uses his outer shirt. (DW: We torture him so much that he now wears about three to four shirts a day! I wouldn't want to wash all them clothes!)
~ Now that the ladder is somewhat clean Hojo proceeds to climb it after he puts his grease-coated shirt back on ~
Hojo: ::Peers down the catwalk. Hears people kissing and other weird sounds:: What are you doing up here? Aren't you supposed to be fixing the lights?
Duo: Ummm...::Is at a loss for words::
Jackie: We are fixing the lights. ::Shines a spot light at Hojo's face::
Hojo: Ahhhh...I'm blind! I'm blind! I'm Blind!
Duo: ::Smirks::
Hojo: ::Blindness forgotten:: But what were those strange noises?
Duo and Jackie: ::Blushes::
Hojo: ::Looks confused despite how he always looks::
Duo: ::To Jackie:: What should we do?
Jackie: ::To Duo:: I don't know! You're the brilliant one!
Disembodied voice: ::Whispers to Jackie and Duo:: Tie him, gag him and hang him from the catwalk...
Duo: That's a great idea!
Jackie: Superb!
~ Duo and Jackie grab some rope and advance on Hojo. Malice gleaming in both sets of eyes ~
Hojo: What are you doing? You should be fixing the lights and you know I can't see!
Jackie: Precisely!
~ They carry out the plan the voice told them ~
Hojo: ::Is gagged:: Mphl Mphl Mphl...
Duo: ::Tosses Hojo off the catwalk::
Jackie: Tank you whoever you are!
Disembodied voice: you are welcome! Continue what you were doing before!
Jackie: EEEKKK!!!! PERVERT!!!!!
(DW: I leave it to you to decide what they were doing. Use your imaginations!)
~ On stage ~
DW: Hmmm...Creative
Martin: ::Is constipated::
Wufei: HA! The braided Baka did something GOOD for once!
DW: Should we use him as a piñata?
Everyone not constipated: ::Considers for a millisecond:: YEAH!!!!!
DW: Find the 2x4's with all the screws sticking out of it!
~ And so Hojo ended his day back in the hospital from major blood loss. And for days the school was peaceful. Neither Relena with her new hair-do and Holy Hojo were not seen in school. During that time, all people were at peace! ~
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Well? Review already! WOW! I'm tired! I updated all 4 of my stories today! Aren't you proud of me? ::Passes out from all the work::
Signing out ~ DevilWench ~