Chapter 4
Anti Relena
Huzahh!!! Thanks to all who reviewed! THANK YOU!!! ::Hugs::
Disclaimer: I own nothing! NOTHING!!! You HEAR me? NOTHING! ::Laughs insanely::
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DW: Another day of wonderful freedom from annoying persons! ::Skips down hallway:: LA la la la la!!!
Jackie: O.O' ::Yells:: WATCH OUT! She's gone hyper again!
Students: ::Scatter::
DW: O.O? Why are you all running away from me? I only want to play!
~ Door opens to reveal... Dun Dun Dun ... Relena Peacecraft herself! ::Author screams and runs away in fear:: ~
Relena: This is a school! Not a play ground! Do not run around screaming!
DW: ::Sticks tongue out::
Relena: ::Huffs at the indignity::
DW: There goes my peace and quiet! ::Mopes::
Jackie: ::Comes into the hall with Duo latched on her arm:: What's going on he... ::Sees Relena:: DAMNIT!!!! MY DAY IS RUINED NOW!!
Duo: ::Scowls:: Great...the annoying one is back...at lest the dense one isn't here!
Jackie: ::Brightens:: You're right! YAY!
~ Front door opens and you know who walks in ~
DW: ::Screams in fear:: WHO COULD SURVIVE ALL THAT!!! (A/N: Refers to the Hojo torture chapter! The one right before this one!)
Hojo: ::Runs to Relena::
Relena: ::Runs to Hojo::
Both: ::Hugs::
Everyone else: ::Barfs::
DW: ::Plans evil::
Jackie: ::Plans torture::
Duo: ::Plans mischief::
All other students: ::Plans revenge::
Hojo and Relena: ::Walk arm and arm to class::
DW: ::Gags:: We need a plan to get them both!
DW and Friends: ::Go to secret 'planning to torture Relena and Hojo' room::
DW: We must stop them from spreading all that gooey pureness! It's contaminating the school already! ::Pounds fist on table::
Jackie: ::Nods::
Duo: Yep!
Heero: (Who has joined just for payback against Relena) Hn!
Wufei: (I just had to put him back in!) That onna must pay for the injustices she has heaped upon us all! 'Not to mention that pathetic excuse for a male!'
(Trowa and Quatre are not present because Quatre is just too nice for torture! ::Authoress cries:: NOT fair!)
DW: Now what can we do this time? We trampled them, set them on fire, colored Relena's hair, and threw Hojo the bozo off the catwalk and used him like a piñata! That was fun! But what else could we do?
Jackie: ::Think:: How about we get everyone to walk around the school in lingerie?
Heero: O.O'
Wufei: O.O' NO WAY IN HELL ONNA!
DW: O.O' ::Blushes:: Only you would be comfy doing that!
Duo: ::Grins:: I would be comfy watching!!!
Jackie: ::Rolls eyes::
DW: How about we knock them out and dress them in lingerie?
Jackie: ::Thinks:: Nah.they could just take them off.
DW: ::Frowns:: We can't kill them... unfortunately ...
Jackie: Come on! Think! You're the smart one!
DW: ::Growls:: Thanks...
Jackie: ^.^8
DW: Gag them, tie them up and leave them in the field?
Jackie: Too commonplace
Duo: We pull a Carrie?
DW: That'll only work for Relena...
Duo: That sucks...
DW: Yep...
DW: We sign them up for Ms. Brunette's class?
(A/N: Brunette is a teacher who likes the people like Relena...Yuck!)
Jackie: Nahh ... Brunette'll like that too much!
DW: ::Snaps fingers in annoyance::
DW: GRRRR!!!! ::Hits self in head:: Think DW! THINK!
Everyone else: O.O' uhh..
DW: I KNOW!!!! ::Looks gleeful::
Jackie: O.O?
DW: This is what we'll do! We'll be so nice to them, make then think we're their friends, and throw tham a birthday party, and hire them a stripper!
Jackie and Duo: ::Grins:: Perfect!
DW: ::Grins happily:: I know! Now all we have to do is figure out how to get them in one place for this to happen!
All: ::Plans::
~ One Week later ~
DW: 'Please don't let me barf!' HAPPY BIRTHDAY RELENA AND HOJO!! If a bit belated!
Relena and Hojo: O.O ::Are happy::
DW: And to show you how much we like you, we got you a huge cake!
~ 5 Foot tall cake is wheeled into view ~
Duo: We hope you like it!
All of the anti Relena and Hojo club: ::Snickers::
~ Out of the cake pop tow strippers. A male and a female ~
Female Stripper: ::In a seductive voice sings 'Happy Birthday'
Make Stripper: ::In a deep voice sings 'Happy Birthday'
Relena and Hojo: O.O' ::Faints::
DW: QUICK! THE REST OF THE PLAN! ::Gives strippers a LOT of Money::
~ When the two objects of our hate wake up in separate beds ~
~ Relena ~
Relena: Where am I?
Female Stripper: Right here dear!
Relena: O.O ::Dies::
~ Hojo ~
Hojo: ::Wakes up and sees stripper:: O.O
Male Stripper: Why Hello there gorgeous
Hojo: ::Drools::
DW and Jackie: ::From hidden corner:: What the...?
Hojo: ::Jumps stripper::
DW: That can't be good!
Male Stripper: ::Screams and runs out of the room:: YOU CAN'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: O.O' Well? Any more bright ideas?
DW: O.O' Who knew he was gay? ::Shudders::
Jackie: WELL?
DW: ::Glares:: Gun?
Jackie: NO! Too east to ID!
DW: Trap him and release him to the wild?
Jackie: ::Ponders:: Sure!
~ And so all the members of the "We Hate Relena and Hojo" Club Found the drooling Hojo. They tied him, gagged him, and dropped him off in the middle of the Amazon River ~
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Signing Out ~ DevilWench ~
Huzahh!!! Thanks to all who reviewed! THANK YOU!!! ::Hugs::
Disclaimer: I own nothing! NOTHING!!! You HEAR me? NOTHING! ::Laughs insanely::
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DW: Another day of wonderful freedom from annoying persons! ::Skips down hallway:: LA la la la la!!!
Jackie: O.O' ::Yells:: WATCH OUT! She's gone hyper again!
Students: ::Scatter::
DW: O.O? Why are you all running away from me? I only want to play!
~ Door opens to reveal... Dun Dun Dun ... Relena Peacecraft herself! ::Author screams and runs away in fear:: ~
Relena: This is a school! Not a play ground! Do not run around screaming!
DW: ::Sticks tongue out::
Relena: ::Huffs at the indignity::
DW: There goes my peace and quiet! ::Mopes::
Jackie: ::Comes into the hall with Duo latched on her arm:: What's going on he... ::Sees Relena:: DAMNIT!!!! MY DAY IS RUINED NOW!!
Duo: ::Scowls:: Great...the annoying one is back...at lest the dense one isn't here!
Jackie: ::Brightens:: You're right! YAY!
~ Front door opens and you know who walks in ~
DW: ::Screams in fear:: WHO COULD SURVIVE ALL THAT!!! (A/N: Refers to the Hojo torture chapter! The one right before this one!)
Hojo: ::Runs to Relena::
Relena: ::Runs to Hojo::
Both: ::Hugs::
Everyone else: ::Barfs::
DW: ::Plans evil::
Jackie: ::Plans torture::
Duo: ::Plans mischief::
All other students: ::Plans revenge::
Hojo and Relena: ::Walk arm and arm to class::
DW: ::Gags:: We need a plan to get them both!
DW and Friends: ::Go to secret 'planning to torture Relena and Hojo' room::
DW: We must stop them from spreading all that gooey pureness! It's contaminating the school already! ::Pounds fist on table::
Jackie: ::Nods::
Duo: Yep!
Heero: (Who has joined just for payback against Relena) Hn!
Wufei: (I just had to put him back in!) That onna must pay for the injustices she has heaped upon us all! 'Not to mention that pathetic excuse for a male!'
(Trowa and Quatre are not present because Quatre is just too nice for torture! ::Authoress cries:: NOT fair!)
DW: Now what can we do this time? We trampled them, set them on fire, colored Relena's hair, and threw Hojo the bozo off the catwalk and used him like a piñata! That was fun! But what else could we do?
Jackie: ::Think:: How about we get everyone to walk around the school in lingerie?
Heero: O.O'
Wufei: O.O' NO WAY IN HELL ONNA!
DW: O.O' ::Blushes:: Only you would be comfy doing that!
Duo: ::Grins:: I would be comfy watching!!!
Jackie: ::Rolls eyes::
DW: How about we knock them out and dress them in lingerie?
Jackie: ::Thinks:: Nah.they could just take them off.
DW: ::Frowns:: We can't kill them... unfortunately ...
Jackie: Come on! Think! You're the smart one!
DW: ::Growls:: Thanks...
Jackie: ^.^8
DW: Gag them, tie them up and leave them in the field?
Jackie: Too commonplace
Duo: We pull a Carrie?
DW: That'll only work for Relena...
Duo: That sucks...
DW: Yep...
DW: We sign them up for Ms. Brunette's class?
(A/N: Brunette is a teacher who likes the people like Relena...Yuck!)
Jackie: Nahh ... Brunette'll like that too much!
DW: ::Snaps fingers in annoyance::
DW: GRRRR!!!! ::Hits self in head:: Think DW! THINK!
Everyone else: O.O' uhh..
DW: I KNOW!!!! ::Looks gleeful::
Jackie: O.O?
DW: This is what we'll do! We'll be so nice to them, make then think we're their friends, and throw tham a birthday party, and hire them a stripper!
Jackie and Duo: ::Grins:: Perfect!
DW: ::Grins happily:: I know! Now all we have to do is figure out how to get them in one place for this to happen!
All: ::Plans::
~ One Week later ~
DW: 'Please don't let me barf!' HAPPY BIRTHDAY RELENA AND HOJO!! If a bit belated!
Relena and Hojo: O.O ::Are happy::
DW: And to show you how much we like you, we got you a huge cake!
~ 5 Foot tall cake is wheeled into view ~
Duo: We hope you like it!
All of the anti Relena and Hojo club: ::Snickers::
~ Out of the cake pop tow strippers. A male and a female ~
Female Stripper: ::In a seductive voice sings 'Happy Birthday'
Make Stripper: ::In a deep voice sings 'Happy Birthday'
Relena and Hojo: O.O' ::Faints::
DW: QUICK! THE REST OF THE PLAN! ::Gives strippers a LOT of Money::
~ When the two objects of our hate wake up in separate beds ~
~ Relena ~
Relena: Where am I?
Female Stripper: Right here dear!
Relena: O.O ::Dies::
~ Hojo ~
Hojo: ::Wakes up and sees stripper:: O.O
Male Stripper: Why Hello there gorgeous
Hojo: ::Drools::
DW and Jackie: ::From hidden corner:: What the...?
Hojo: ::Jumps stripper::
DW: That can't be good!
Male Stripper: ::Screams and runs out of the room:: YOU CAN'T PAY ME ENOUGH FOR THIS!!!!!!!!!
Jackie: O.O' Well? Any more bright ideas?
DW: O.O' Who knew he was gay? ::Shudders::
Jackie: WELL?
DW: ::Glares:: Gun?
Jackie: NO! Too east to ID!
DW: Trap him and release him to the wild?
Jackie: ::Ponders:: Sure!
~ And so all the members of the "We Hate Relena and Hojo" Club Found the drooling Hojo. They tied him, gagged him, and dropped him off in the middle of the Amazon River ~
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Signing Out ~ DevilWench ~