HI! Since there's nothing else to do around here, I thought I'd update once
more! This shall be the last installment for the Anti Relena and Hojo
project. This actually was only supposed to be a one shot fic, but my
friends kept giving me more and more ideas, so the fic kept expanding! ^.^'
Thanks to the reviewers! Thanks to my friends who kept me inspired! Thanks to the blasted computer!
Disclaimer: Me no own.
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~ Last Time: Relena dropped dead. Hojo was released into the wild. Every one was Happy. ~
DW: ::Enters School:: AH! The last year is the perfect year! No more goody two shoes!
Relena: ::Pops in behind DW:: Yes! School is perfect!
DW: ::Screams:: YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: ::Runs away:: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
Jacke & Duo: ::Saunter into school::
Jackie: What's with all the screaming? ::Sees Relena:: O.O WTF?
Relena: ::Smiles serenely::
Duo: You're supposed to be Dead!
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: ::Comes back with rope and TNT. Ties Relena up and places the explosives around her:: Heh heh heh.
Heero: ::Enters:: O.O 'She's supposed to be dead.....DW's weird' ::Leaves::
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: -.-' Is that all you can say?
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: -.-' ::Hides around corner. Hits button::
Relena: ::Explodes::
Hojo: ::Enters:: O.O NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::Gets covered in Relena parts::
DW: Heh.....
Hojo: NOOO!!!! Ew!
DW: ::Inspects Relena goo:: 'Damn.........I hate robots'
Relena robot 2: HIYA!
DW: HELP ME!!!
John: ::Shoots Relena robot 2 with semi-automatic::
DW: ^.^ Thank you! ::Hugs John::
John: ^.^ 'I love shooting things!'
Jackie: I got the most amazing thing!
DW: ::Huddles with the anti Hojo club:: Will it finally get rid of the bozo?
Jackie: ^.^ Sure will! I found a Kung-Foo fighting Lion!
DW: COOL!!!!! Time to play!
~ Somewhere in school ~
DW: Come on Hojo! We found something you'd really like to see!
Hojo: IS this another one of your tricks? Like that strip dancer?
DW: 'Could he have cought onto us?' No of corse not! That was just.........just an initiation! Yeah!
Hojo: Oh Ok then! ^.^
DW: 'What an idiot.........'
Relena robot 3: Can I come? Can I come?
DW: 'Ack.........Not another one!' Sure you can come! 'The lion should be able to finish this one too!'
Hojo and Relena: ::Enters a dark room::
DW: ::Slams and lock door behind them:: Heh heh heh.........
Jackie: ::High fives DW::
Both: ::Watch security camera while eating popcorn::
DW: Fun Time!
Lion: "Everybody was Kung-Foo fighting! Those guys were fast as lightning! ::Karate chops Hojo:: Da da da da da da .........::Smashes Relena robot 3::
Everyone: ::Cheers::
DW: Any more Relena robots?
Jackie: O.O There CAN'T be anymore! It would just be WRONG!!!
DW: You're telling me!
Jackie: You know what?
DW: No, are you going to introduce me?
Jackie: Maybe later! But first we should take these hammers and go bash what's left of the carcasses!
DW: Where did these hammers come from?
Jackie: ::Ponders:: I don't know. They just appeared as I was saying that we should go bash the remains.
DW: Hmm.........::Grabs Un-Godly Sized Hammer:: ^.^
Jackie: ::Grabs Hammer 'o' Doom:: ^.^
Both: PLAY TIME! ::Smashes remains into atom sized pulp::
DW: Squish squish squish!
Jackie: ^.^
Relena robot 4: ::Entes room:: OMG What are you doing? That's horrible!!!
DW: ::Glares at Jackie:: No more eh?
Jackie: ::Shrugs and looks sheepish::
DW: ::Swings hammer at robot::
Relena robot 4: ::Falls apart::
DW: I'm keeping my hammer with me in case more robots come forward. AND! I get to bash anyone else who annoys me this year! ::Plans many bashings::
Jackie: Whip Cream? ::Offers can of Whip cream::
DW: WHIP CREAM!!!! ::Pounces:: YUMMMMMMM!!! ::Starts shooting whip cream into mouth:: ^.^ MMMMMM.........
Jackie: O.O Oh no...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DW'S GOT WHIP CREAM!!!!
Everyone: ::Screams and runs out of school::
DW: ::Smiles insanely:: That's all Folks! ::Falls over::
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Yep That is all. AS I was writing this, it didn't seem too funny.........more over it seemed kinda stupid. But maybe I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong! Hit the review button! Make DW happy!
Signing Out ~ DevilWench ~
Thanks to the reviewers! Thanks to my friends who kept me inspired! Thanks to the blasted computer!
Disclaimer: Me no own.
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~ Last Time: Relena dropped dead. Hojo was released into the wild. Every one was Happy. ~
DW: ::Enters School:: AH! The last year is the perfect year! No more goody two shoes!
Relena: ::Pops in behind DW:: Yes! School is perfect!
DW: ::Screams:: YOU'RE DEAD!!!!!
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: ::Runs away:: WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?
Jacke & Duo: ::Saunter into school::
Jackie: What's with all the screaming? ::Sees Relena:: O.O WTF?
Relena: ::Smiles serenely::
Duo: You're supposed to be Dead!
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: ::Comes back with rope and TNT. Ties Relena up and places the explosives around her:: Heh heh heh.
Heero: ::Enters:: O.O 'She's supposed to be dead.....DW's weird' ::Leaves::
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: -.-' Is that all you can say?
Relena: O.O Am I? Oh dear.
DW: -.-' ::Hides around corner. Hits button::
Relena: ::Explodes::
Hojo: ::Enters:: O.O NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ::Gets covered in Relena parts::
DW: Heh.....
Hojo: NOOO!!!! Ew!
DW: ::Inspects Relena goo:: 'Damn.........I hate robots'
Relena robot 2: HIYA!
DW: HELP ME!!!
John: ::Shoots Relena robot 2 with semi-automatic::
DW: ^.^ Thank you! ::Hugs John::
John: ^.^ 'I love shooting things!'
Jackie: I got the most amazing thing!
DW: ::Huddles with the anti Hojo club:: Will it finally get rid of the bozo?
Jackie: ^.^ Sure will! I found a Kung-Foo fighting Lion!
DW: COOL!!!!! Time to play!
~ Somewhere in school ~
DW: Come on Hojo! We found something you'd really like to see!
Hojo: IS this another one of your tricks? Like that strip dancer?
DW: 'Could he have cought onto us?' No of corse not! That was just.........just an initiation! Yeah!
Hojo: Oh Ok then! ^.^
DW: 'What an idiot.........'
Relena robot 3: Can I come? Can I come?
DW: 'Ack.........Not another one!' Sure you can come! 'The lion should be able to finish this one too!'
Hojo and Relena: ::Enters a dark room::
DW: ::Slams and lock door behind them:: Heh heh heh.........
Jackie: ::High fives DW::
Both: ::Watch security camera while eating popcorn::
DW: Fun Time!
Lion: "Everybody was Kung-Foo fighting! Those guys were fast as lightning! ::Karate chops Hojo:: Da da da da da da .........::Smashes Relena robot 3::
Everyone: ::Cheers::
DW: Any more Relena robots?
Jackie: O.O There CAN'T be anymore! It would just be WRONG!!!
DW: You're telling me!
Jackie: You know what?
DW: No, are you going to introduce me?
Jackie: Maybe later! But first we should take these hammers and go bash what's left of the carcasses!
DW: Where did these hammers come from?
Jackie: ::Ponders:: I don't know. They just appeared as I was saying that we should go bash the remains.
DW: Hmm.........::Grabs Un-Godly Sized Hammer:: ^.^
Jackie: ::Grabs Hammer 'o' Doom:: ^.^
Both: PLAY TIME! ::Smashes remains into atom sized pulp::
DW: Squish squish squish!
Jackie: ^.^
Relena robot 4: ::Entes room:: OMG What are you doing? That's horrible!!!
DW: ::Glares at Jackie:: No more eh?
Jackie: ::Shrugs and looks sheepish::
DW: ::Swings hammer at robot::
Relena robot 4: ::Falls apart::
DW: I'm keeping my hammer with me in case more robots come forward. AND! I get to bash anyone else who annoys me this year! ::Plans many bashings::
Jackie: Whip Cream? ::Offers can of Whip cream::
DW: WHIP CREAM!!!! ::Pounces:: YUMMMMMMM!!! ::Starts shooting whip cream into mouth:: ^.^ MMMMMM.........
Jackie: O.O Oh no...RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DW'S GOT WHIP CREAM!!!!
Everyone: ::Screams and runs out of school::
DW: ::Smiles insanely:: That's all Folks! ::Falls over::
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Yep That is all. AS I was writing this, it didn't seem too funny.........more over it seemed kinda stupid. But maybe I'm wrong. Tell me I'm wrong! Hit the review button! Make DW happy!
Signing Out ~ DevilWench ~