Hey everyone, I know that last chapter was really short and kinda sucky, but give me time, this one is MUCH better! Only KH character in this one

Disclaimer: I do not own kingdom hearts! So POO ON YOU

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(When we last left our heroes, they had just escaped from the Moogles and have set out to traverse town, to stop the Moogles from taking over the worlds)

(In the Gummi Ship)

Riku: I don't think this ship was made for four people.

Kazam: (squished between Kairi and Riku) AND I don't think even I can drive as badly as Sora!

Sora: (turns around in driver's seat) HEY! NO COMMENTS FROM THE PEANUT GALLERY!

Kairi: I love you Sora.

Kazam: (twitch) ('accidentally' knocks Kairi out with a coconut)

Kairi: X_x

Riku: Where'd you get the coconut?

Kazam: the void in my back pocket.

(Gummi ship swerves drastically, shaking everyone around like a . . . shaky thing.)

Sora: Thanks to my super driving, we are now in Traverse Town! Hey, what's wrong with Kairi?!

Kazam: She's asleep.

Sora: Then why's her head bleeding?!

Kazam: Some people bleed when the sleep. It's a known fact.

Sora: Oooohhhhh.. . . . .Right. I knew that. Well, since I'm the keyblade master, I'll be the leader! (strikes a pose)

Riku: Wasn't I the original Keyblade master?

Sora: Don't confuse the facts, Riku!

Kazam: Hey look! It's Squall!

Leon: It's Leon. Why are you here?

Kazam: Why are YOU here?!

Leon: I live here.

Kazam: . . . . oh. I knew that.

Leon: Riiight..

Sora: We're looking for a way to stop the Moogles, will you help us?

Leon: Why should I?

Kazam: Would the fact that they're going to attempt to annihilate all non- moogle kind be a good reason?

Leon: All right. But you have to do something for me.

Riku, Sora, Kazam: WHAT!?! WHY!?!

Leon: It would make things easy for you if I just helped you.

Riku: And that would be a bad thing because. . . . ?

Leon: It would make the plot less exciting.

Kazam: He's got a point, Riku-kun.

Riku: I see . . . Well, what is your quest for us?

Sora: Hey, I'M the leader.

Riku: So? I'm a better fighter and Kazam's a black mage, why do YOU get to be leader?

Sora: Because. . . Because I saved Kairi!

Kazam: (sarcastic) feh, big help there.

Sora: That's not very nice.

Kazam: I know. Sometimes I'm not very nice.

Sora: Is it just me or does she change personalities a lot?

Kazam: So, Squall, Leon, whatever your name is, what do you want us to do for you?

Leon: Get me a sandwich.

All: (facefault)

Riku: A sandwich!?

Leon: Yup.

Kazam: No prob. What kind?

Leon: hmmmm.. Peanut butter and jelly.

Riku: Okay-

Leon: -No, wait, Baloney

Kazam: All right-

Leon: No, turkey!

Kazam: Make up your mind, man!!

Leon: (meekly) a Ruben?

Kazam: okay. C'mon boys, Let's go!

Riku: (stare) Okay...

Kazam: Hey, Riku? Where CAN we get a Ruben? I mean, there are no places to eat around here. . .

Riku: Good question.

Sora: We have to go to Hollow Bastion

Kazam: Ah man, why? Ansem is there and he's annoying. He says 'darkness' every five words.

Sora: Okay! Lets go!

And so the quest for Leon's sandwich began.. . .

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