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A day in the life of mayhem
By Azkabans princess Sirius lay upside down on the chair infront of the fire gazing boredly. Remus was sitting on the floor next to him, reading, as usual. James was trying to impress Lily with his quidditch skills, Lily didn't seem interested. And Peter...well, who cares? If you must know, he was sitting by the fire eating marshmallows, but I don't think anyone really DOES care, now, do they? Right...any who... out of nowhere Sirius started singing "Life styles of the rich and the famous, their always complainin, always complainin, if money is such a problem, well they got mansions, think we should rob them...."
"Um...Sirius?" Remus said slowly.
"Yes Remmiekins?"
"Wha-...wait...what'd you just call me?"
"Er...Moony?" Sirius shrugged.
"Riiiiiiight...anyways, Sirius, as wonderful as it is to hear you sing...stop."
"Yea, cuz...you suck." James said. Both he and lily had their hands over their ears.
"I can't stop." Sirius said shaking his head sadly.
"Why not?" Remus asked.
"Cuz I'm young and I'm hopeless, I'm lost and I know this. I'm going no where fast that's what they say!"
"SHUT UP!" the entire room screamed.
"You just don't appreciate real talent." Sirius said, pouting. Everyone was silent for a few moments before Sirius started up again. "He was a skater boi, she said see you later boi--"
"SIRIUS!" James and Remus snapped
"I wasn't getting enough attention!" Sirius whined.
"Well, you must admit, this is a better way then running around in your underpants with green paint all over you, screaming 'look at me! I'm half hottie, half dragon!'" Lily said rolling her eyes
"But I was only 11 when I did that!" Sirius pouted.
"Backstreet's back alright!" Peter sang. Sirius whacked him in the head.
"Fag." Sirius mumbled. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Harry, Ron and Hermione entered, screaming.
"HARRY! My long lost twin brother!" James squealed.
"Er...Prongs, you don't have a twin brother...." Remus says.
"Duh, that's why he was 'long lost'. Hey bro, how the hell are ya?"
"WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THE EVIL SQUIRREL OF DOOOOOOOM!" Ron said, screaming like a girl.
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" Harry and Hermione said dramatically.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! SQUIRRELS!" Peter screamed, he then ran to the window and jumped out it. (YAY!)
"Yay! Now I won't be able to switch places with him in the near future, James and Lily wont die and I won't go to Azkaban! This saves alot of emotional damage for Harry and Remus!" Sirius said happily. "Where'd I fit into that?" Remus asked.
"Aw, you know you looooooooove me Remmiekins!" Sirius said.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Remus shouted.
"Um...anyone want to go set fire to Snape's hair?" Harry suggests.
"Ok." everyone agrees.
Meanwhile... Peter ran around being chased in circles by the squirrel OF DOOM!
A day in the life of mayhem
By Azkabans princess Sirius lay upside down on the chair infront of the fire gazing boredly. Remus was sitting on the floor next to him, reading, as usual. James was trying to impress Lily with his quidditch skills, Lily didn't seem interested. And Peter...well, who cares? If you must know, he was sitting by the fire eating marshmallows, but I don't think anyone really DOES care, now, do they? Right...any who... out of nowhere Sirius started singing "Life styles of the rich and the famous, their always complainin, always complainin, if money is such a problem, well they got mansions, think we should rob them...."
"Um...Sirius?" Remus said slowly.
"Yes Remmiekins?"
"Wha-...wait...what'd you just call me?"
"Er...Moony?" Sirius shrugged.
"Riiiiiiight...anyways, Sirius, as wonderful as it is to hear you sing...stop."
"Yea, cuz...you suck." James said. Both he and lily had their hands over their ears.
"I can't stop." Sirius said shaking his head sadly.
"Why not?" Remus asked.
"Cuz I'm young and I'm hopeless, I'm lost and I know this. I'm going no where fast that's what they say!"
"SHUT UP!" the entire room screamed.
"You just don't appreciate real talent." Sirius said, pouting. Everyone was silent for a few moments before Sirius started up again. "He was a skater boi, she said see you later boi--"
"SIRIUS!" James and Remus snapped
"I wasn't getting enough attention!" Sirius whined.
"Well, you must admit, this is a better way then running around in your underpants with green paint all over you, screaming 'look at me! I'm half hottie, half dragon!'" Lily said rolling her eyes
"But I was only 11 when I did that!" Sirius pouted.
"Backstreet's back alright!" Peter sang. Sirius whacked him in the head.
"Fag." Sirius mumbled. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Harry, Ron and Hermione entered, screaming.
"HARRY! My long lost twin brother!" James squealed.
"Er...Prongs, you don't have a twin brother...." Remus says.
"Duh, that's why he was 'long lost'. Hey bro, how the hell are ya?"
"WE'RE BEING CHASED BY THE EVIL SQUIRREL OF DOOOOOOOM!" Ron said, screaming like a girl.
"DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!" Harry and Hermione said dramatically.
"AHHHHHHHHHH! SQUIRRELS!" Peter screamed, he then ran to the window and jumped out it. (YAY!)
"Yay! Now I won't be able to switch places with him in the near future, James and Lily wont die and I won't go to Azkaban! This saves alot of emotional damage for Harry and Remus!" Sirius said happily. "Where'd I fit into that?" Remus asked.
"Aw, you know you looooooooove me Remmiekins!" Sirius said.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Remus shouted.
"Um...anyone want to go set fire to Snape's hair?" Harry suggests.
"Ok." everyone agrees.
Meanwhile... Peter ran around being chased in circles by the squirrel OF DOOM!