"All Fair In Love And War?"
"So James, what do you say? All Fair in Love and War," asked Lily Evans. James straightened to his tallest and replied," I've never seen a difference between the two. So yes, I believe so." Lily smiled," Excellent."
Author's Note: *walks in wearing a pirates hat and brandishing a sword* Alas you scallywags! I just finished Pirates of the Caribbean! Argh! It was the damn best movie ever made! Alas! So is Haunted Mansion! So all ye landlubbers must go see it, hear! *pulls out sword and points it at audience* And if any of you even think about saying parlette (sp?) I'll slit your throat!!!
Ahem....
What ye want you landlubber!?
Excuse me. *normal girl walks in with a pencil behind her ear* What are you doing here?
Because you went temporarily insane, you dog!
Exactly. And my temporary insanity has worn off so buh-bye. *smile*
No way shall I allow a landlubber take over me ship and send me to Davey Jones' Locker!
....Well this "landlubber" ought to lock you up in the brig.
Argh! And how will ya do that I ask?
Like this. *snaps her finger and pirate girl disappears*
Now anyways, I am bored and have nothing else to do so I shall be writing a story on Lily and James. I specialize in Lily and James Fics and I pretty sure I'm sort of good at them. I have turned to this site since Inside Harry Potter .Com went off to join Stupid Land. So anyways, Warning now that there shall be OOTP spoilers. And this is a Comedy/Love/Action type thing. So have fun with this. It's a sort of diary and bewares of the fact I'm sort of insane. And enjoy the story I have so lovingly written for you.
Character Descriptions: Lily Kathleen Evans (Lils): A quiet, smart, mysterious type of girl. Favorite subject is charms. Is only outgoing around her friends and when James Potter is provoking her. A little hot tempered. She has shoulder length dark red hair with bright green eyes.
Artemis Loren MacDougal (Smarty Arty or Arty): Is not a boy, though a slight tomboy. She is a nice girl, very stylish and is very American-like. She also has top grades in all subjects, especially in charms. Has a very high temper, cannot stand being called names or having her friends hurt. She's very tough and doesn't take crap from anyone. She has long dark hair with warm brown eyes full of mischief.
Katherine Cassandra Williams (Kiss Kate or Kat): A sweet, well mannered young lady. Is usually the one talking the other two out of something. Is the logic behind all the stuff they do. Favorite subject is History of Magic. If you ever see the three at a charity bake sale, she's behind it. Also an over-achiever. Has short and flippy blonde hair and blue eyes with a little mix of yellow.
James Harry Potter (Jim, Jimmy, Prongs): Very sexy indeed. A humongous bighead and way conceited. Is the ring leader of the Marauders. Shaggy black hair a sparkling brown eyes and a gorgeous smile that would make any girl melt, except the girls said above.
Sirius Lee Black (Padfoot, Snuffles): A very dashing character. Very energetic and outgoing. Very witty with comebacks and insults. Has mischievous smile that will strike fear into anybody. Hypnotizing blue eyes and short black hair.
Remus Wolfgang Lupin (Rem, Remmy, Moony): A very polite chivalrous young man. Very smart and has a shy, cuteness about him. Is a werewolf yet shows no signs of temperament. Has short, sort of messy, brown hair and warm, loving hazel eyes.
Chapter 1: Only the Beginning
Hi, my name is Lily Kathleen Evans. I am 5'4, with shoulder length red hair and I have green eyes. And did I mention I'm a witch? Guess not, huh? Well I am one, a witch I mean. Found out on my birthday last week. Here I was minding my own business and eating my cocoa puffs when an owl swooped in, dropped a letter right in my cocoa puffs and fled. You know the first thing that came to mind?
Dammit, my cocoa puffs.
My mother, who was also in the kitchen, stood with her mouth open as I picked up the letter and threw it aside checking if my cereal was still good.
"Stupid owl," I muttered and took another huge bite.
"Lily!"
I looked at her quickly," What? It couldn't have dirtied my cereal too much!"
My mother gave me one of those looks like, 'what are you talking about???'.
"Lily Kathleen Evans an owl just flew in here, dropped a letter in your cereal and flew out again. Aren't you even going to acknowledge the letter it delivered???"
"Oh, I was gonna do that later."
My mother gave me one of her famous stares and I quickly snatched up the letter and opened the intricate wax seal.
I Dear Miss Evans, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... I
"Well," my mother inquired.
"Some kind of joke or something. It says I'm a witch and have been accepted to some kind of school or whatever."
Her eyes widened and she snatched up the letter. I saw her emerald eyes scan side to side reading the old-fashioned writing.
"Well Lily... I think just to be sure we should go to this place, Diagon Alley."
"Ofay," I answered with a mouth full of cereal.
She rolled her eyes and said," Finish your precious cereal and get your coat. We're going to visit this place."
"Wait I want to show Artemis and Kate. That alright?"
"Fine, fine, fine, just make it quick."
When I ran over to their house I found out my two best friends in the world had gotten the same exact letters. Artemis MacDougal and Katherine Williams.
"Oh my freaking God!" shouted Artemis when she found out. "This is awesome! I never imagined you would be a witch. Of course I knew I was one since I'm a pureblood."
"Pureblood?"
"Oh, I forgot you have a lot of catching up to do. Don't worry, I'm here for you. A pureblood is someone who was born in an all witch family. Your parents are muggles, non-magic folk, and had no idea about magic. On the other hand my parents are a witch and wizard and have always known I was one too. They've also been hoping I'd be accepted to Hogwarts. "
"Ummm," I answered puzzledly," Okay?"
"It'll all make sense soon enough. Come on! We have to see if Kate got one too!"
"Wait. So there are such things as witches?"
"Well duh, I mean whaddya think it was? A joke?"
" No, 'course not."
So Artemis dragged me over to Kate's house and she had gotten one too. So after we all babbled about it for a few minutes (okay, okay, a half an hour is more like it) but after we all jumped in my mother's car and took a road trip down to London.
My mother dropped us off and immediately Kate started her logic.
"I don't see any Leaky Pot," said Kate briskly. She was still unconvinced this was all real.
"It's Leaky Cauldron Kate, not 'Leaky Pot'," Artemis replied like it was obvious.
"Well, pardonne moi, Madame MacDougal. By all means lead us with your superb navigating skills."
Artemis squinted and said," Don't you sass me young lady."
"Hey guys-" I said.
"I'll 'sass' you all I want."
"Guys!," I said a little louder this time.
"Uh-uh. No you won't! Not unless you want a one-way ticket to-"
"GUYS!" I shouted at the top of my lungs.
"What???" they both shouted at me with reproachful looks.
"It's right there!" I replied, pointing to a nearby building. It was very dark and was practically unnoticeable unless you were actually looking for the specific place.
"Oh..."
So I lead the way into the place and we all kind of stopped and took in our surroundings. It sure didn't look like a shop where you'd buy all the things we needed on the list. It looked like a place you'd go to get drunk, which was obviously what some of the customers had in mind.
"Can I help you Misses'?"
"Um, yeah," replied Artemis stepping in front of me," we're looking for Diagon Alley. We're first years."
"Oh, yes. Well right this way ladies," and the man escorted us into a backlot with a couple of boxes and stuff.
"This is Diagon Alley?" Kate whispered.
"Would you just shut up with your logic already!" I whispered menacingly.
Kate clamped her mouth shut and glared reproachfully.
The man tapped a bunch of bricks with a stick, or what I later found out a wand, and all of a sudden the wall started to open. Yeah, you read that right. Open! The wall! OPEN! It was totally awesome!
"There ya are, misses'! Welcome to Diagon Alley."
I was stunned, Kate was practically drooling and Artemis smiled and said smugly, "I told you so."
And with that we entered the amazing place and began one of our many adventures as being witches.
"So James, what do you say? All Fair in Love and War," asked Lily Evans. James straightened to his tallest and replied," I've never seen a difference between the two. So yes, I believe so." Lily smiled," Excellent."
Author's Note: *walks in wearing a pirates hat and brandishing a sword* Alas you scallywags! I just finished Pirates of the Caribbean! Argh! It was the damn best movie ever made! Alas! So is Haunted Mansion! So all ye landlubbers must go see it, hear! *pulls out sword and points it at audience* And if any of you even think about saying parlette (sp?) I'll slit your throat!!!
Ahem....
What ye want you landlubber!?
Excuse me. *normal girl walks in with a pencil behind her ear* What are you doing here?
Because you went temporarily insane, you dog!
Exactly. And my temporary insanity has worn off so buh-bye. *smile*
No way shall I allow a landlubber take over me ship and send me to Davey Jones' Locker!
....Well this "landlubber" ought to lock you up in the brig.
Argh! And how will ya do that I ask?
Like this. *snaps her finger and pirate girl disappears*
Now anyways, I am bored and have nothing else to do so I shall be writing a story on Lily and James. I specialize in Lily and James Fics and I pretty sure I'm sort of good at them. I have turned to this site since Inside Harry Potter .Com went off to join Stupid Land. So anyways, Warning now that there shall be OOTP spoilers. And this is a Comedy/Love/Action type thing. So have fun with this. It's a sort of diary and bewares of the fact I'm sort of insane. And enjoy the story I have so lovingly written for you.
Character Descriptions: Lily Kathleen Evans (Lils): A quiet, smart, mysterious type of girl. Favorite subject is charms. Is only outgoing around her friends and when James Potter is provoking her. A little hot tempered. She has shoulder length dark red hair with bright green eyes.
Artemis Loren MacDougal (Smarty Arty or Arty): Is not a boy, though a slight tomboy. She is a nice girl, very stylish and is very American-like. She also has top grades in all subjects, especially in charms. Has a very high temper, cannot stand being called names or having her friends hurt. She's very tough and doesn't take crap from anyone. She has long dark hair with warm brown eyes full of mischief.
Katherine Cassandra Williams (Kiss Kate or Kat): A sweet, well mannered young lady. Is usually the one talking the other two out of something. Is the logic behind all the stuff they do. Favorite subject is History of Magic. If you ever see the three at a charity bake sale, she's behind it. Also an over-achiever. Has short and flippy blonde hair and blue eyes with a little mix of yellow.
James Harry Potter (Jim, Jimmy, Prongs): Very sexy indeed. A humongous bighead and way conceited. Is the ring leader of the Marauders. Shaggy black hair a sparkling brown eyes and a gorgeous smile that would make any girl melt, except the girls said above.
Sirius Lee Black (Padfoot, Snuffles): A very dashing character. Very energetic and outgoing. Very witty with comebacks and insults. Has mischievous smile that will strike fear into anybody. Hypnotizing blue eyes and short black hair.
Remus Wolfgang Lupin (Rem, Remmy, Moony): A very polite chivalrous young man. Very smart and has a shy, cuteness about him. Is a werewolf yet shows no signs of temperament. Has short, sort of messy, brown hair and warm, loving hazel eyes.
Chapter 1: Only the Beginning
Hi, my name is Lily Kathleen Evans. I am 5'4, with shoulder length red hair and I have green eyes. And did I mention I'm a witch? Guess not, huh? Well I am one, a witch I mean. Found out on my birthday last week. Here I was minding my own business and eating my cocoa puffs when an owl swooped in, dropped a letter right in my cocoa puffs and fled. You know the first thing that came to mind?
Dammit, my cocoa puffs.
My mother, who was also in the kitchen, stood with her mouth open as I picked up the letter and threw it aside checking if my cereal was still good.
"Stupid owl," I muttered and took another huge bite.
"Lily!"
I looked at her quickly," What? It couldn't have dirtied my cereal too much!"
My mother gave me one of those looks like, 'what are you talking about???'.
"Lily Kathleen Evans an owl just flew in here, dropped a letter in your cereal and flew out again. Aren't you even going to acknowledge the letter it delivered???"
"Oh, I was gonna do that later."
My mother gave me one of her famous stares and I quickly snatched up the letter and opened the intricate wax seal.
I Dear Miss Evans, We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry... I
"Well," my mother inquired.
"Some kind of joke or something. It says I'm a witch and have been accepted to some kind of school or whatever."
Her eyes widened and she snatched up the letter. I saw her emerald eyes scan side to side reading the old-fashioned writing.
"Well Lily... I think just to be sure we should go to this place, Diagon Alley."
"Ofay," I answered with a mouth full of cereal.
She rolled her eyes and said," Finish your precious cereal and get your coat. We're going to visit this place."
"Wait I want to show Artemis and Kate. That alright?"
"Fine, fine, fine, just make it quick."
When I ran over to their house I found out my two best friends in the world had gotten the same exact letters. Artemis MacDougal and Katherine Williams.
"Oh my freaking God!" shouted Artemis when she found out. "This is awesome! I never imagined you would be a witch. Of course I knew I was one since I'm a pureblood."
"Pureblood?"
"Oh, I forgot you have a lot of catching up to do. Don't worry, I'm here for you. A pureblood is someone who was born in an all witch family. Your parents are muggles, non-magic folk, and had no idea about magic. On the other hand my parents are a witch and wizard and have always known I was one too. They've also been hoping I'd be accepted to Hogwarts. "
"Ummm," I answered puzzledly," Okay?"
"It'll all make sense soon enough. Come on! We have to see if Kate got one too!"
"Wait. So there are such things as witches?"
"Well duh, I mean whaddya think it was? A joke?"
" No, 'course not."
So Artemis dragged me over to Kate's house and she had gotten one too. So after we all babbled about it for a few minutes (okay, okay, a half an hour is more like it) but after we all jumped in my mother's car and took a road trip down to London.
My mother dropped us off and immediately Kate started her logic.
"I don't see any Leaky Pot," said Kate briskly. She was still unconvinced this was all real.
"It's Leaky Cauldron Kate, not 'Leaky Pot'," Artemis replied like it was obvious.
"Well, pardonne moi, Madame MacDougal. By all means lead us with your superb navigating skills."
Artemis squinted and said," Don't you sass me young lady."
"Hey guys-" I said.
"I'll 'sass' you all I want."
"Guys!," I said a little louder this time.
"Uh-uh. No you won't! Not unless you want a one-way ticket to-"
"GUYS!" I shouted at the top of my lungs.
"What???" they both shouted at me with reproachful looks.
"It's right there!" I replied, pointing to a nearby building. It was very dark and was practically unnoticeable unless you were actually looking for the specific place.
"Oh..."
So I lead the way into the place and we all kind of stopped and took in our surroundings. It sure didn't look like a shop where you'd buy all the things we needed on the list. It looked like a place you'd go to get drunk, which was obviously what some of the customers had in mind.
"Can I help you Misses'?"
"Um, yeah," replied Artemis stepping in front of me," we're looking for Diagon Alley. We're first years."
"Oh, yes. Well right this way ladies," and the man escorted us into a backlot with a couple of boxes and stuff.
"This is Diagon Alley?" Kate whispered.
"Would you just shut up with your logic already!" I whispered menacingly.
Kate clamped her mouth shut and glared reproachfully.
The man tapped a bunch of bricks with a stick, or what I later found out a wand, and all of a sudden the wall started to open. Yeah, you read that right. Open! The wall! OPEN! It was totally awesome!
"There ya are, misses'! Welcome to Diagon Alley."
I was stunned, Kate was practically drooling and Artemis smiled and said smugly, "I told you so."
And with that we entered the amazing place and began one of our many adventures as being witches.