Hey y'all just a little something I wrote during the first half of the Sugar Bowl.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything or anyone. Surprised?
Vegeta's First Taste of FOOTBALL!!!
"GO, GO, GO…SCORE!! YES, YES, YES!"
Vegeta was nearly knocked over from the chi streaming off of Goku as he walked through the living room door. There in all his glory was Goku, dressed in yellow and purple, face painted, foam finger in hand, yelling at the television.
"Kami, Kakerot!" Vegeta exclaimed, "What the Hell are you doing?"
"Oh, Hey Geta" Goku answered distractedly, " I'm just watching the Sugar Bowl…GET HIM, GET HIM GET HIM! Yeah, Geaux Tigers!"
"Chi Chi and the onna are doing female things, my GR is broken, and the brats are Kami knows where, so I came to see if you wanted to spar."
"Maybe afterwards, I have to watch the game."
"What is that? Some stupid Earthling ritual?"
"Vegeta! This is the sacred art of FOOTBALL!! Don't tell me you've never seen it! Come on, sit down, you have to experience this!"
Vegeta sat down next to the slightly deranged Earth raised Saiyan. He scooted to the very end of the sofa, trying to figure out what the big fuss was all about.
"Ok Geta, I'll explain the basics. There are two teams, one playing defense, and the other offense. Each uses different plays to score what is called a touchdown. To do this, they have to get the ball to the opposite end of the field. Just watch, it will all start to make sense."
"Hn. Let me guess which team you are rooting for."
Goku laughed with the classic Son pose. "I go for the L.S.U. Tigers. There isn't a better team out there. Geaux Tigers!!"
"What about the other team?"
"That's Oklahoma…Flag, Flag, Flag!"
The two saiyans watched the clashing titans. Vegeta slowly but surely fell into the spirit of the game. By the second half, both saiyans were shouting obscenities at the refs, coaches, and players while rooting for their team.
Happy Football Everyone!
GEAUX TIGERS!!!!