Authors Note: GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS!!! YOU ALL KICK MAJOR ASS!!! THANK YOU GUYS WHO PUT ME ON THEIR FAVORITE LIST!! I FEEL SO SPECIAL!! (No not special Ed!!) Here's Chapter Five, sorry I haven't updated in like forever. My boyfriend was keeping me busy, you know with the whip and all. Hehe.
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Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING!!! But my dominatrix kit and my Zorro mask. Hehehe!!
Chapter Five
"I cannot believe he ran away!!"
Hours had passed, and still no sign of Ginny's self-proclaimed nymphomaniac brother. The girls were still doubling over in laughter as they re-called the incident over and over again. Now they were in Hermione's common room, reminiscing about the old times, when Ron and Harry weren't pervs.
"Did you see his face? Oh my god it was HIRLARIOUS!!"
Hermione agreed wholeheartedly snickering as she remembered his attempted suave and debonair choice of words.
"Is that how he gets his girls?"
Ginny laughed even harder, and nodded helplessly.
"Ginny, no offense but your brothers pick up lines, truly SUCK!!"
"Well why he wouldn't, he learnt them from the worst!"
"Fred and George?"
"Who else?"
The fired roared loudly, lighting up the room, Hermione looked to the grand clock to see it just striking 9:00 pm.
"Ginny I think you best get going, I'm sure Ron has a lot of questions for you"
Ginny frowned in compliance, when idea came to mind. She swiveled round and put on the infamous Weasel pout, the same pout that got her a brand new wand, and her new boyfriend Dean.
"Ginnnnnny!! You know the rules strictly forbid it!! You cannot sleep over"
Time to turn on the water works, Ginny though slyly.
"But Hermioneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, I don't wanna go and see those two retards, I don't feel like dealing with the hassle, and besides the hassle is kinda your fault, and another besides! YOU OWE ME!!"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"Please"
"No"
"I'll tell Ron the password to your dorm!!"
Much to Ginny's delight, Hermione finally gave in; it wasn't like she had any choice in the matter anyway.
"I have some Pj's you can borrow, follow me"
Ginny bounded up the stair case, leaving Hermione in the dust.
"God this is gonna be a long night"
"COME ON HERMIONE!! WE HAVE SO MUCH TO TALK ABOUT!!!"
The next morning, Ginny attacked Hermione in bed, successfully waking her up, by kicking her out of the bed.
"I need to use the bathroom!! Where is it?!?!"
Ginny uncomfortably jumped up and down, impatiently waiting for an answer. Hermione mumbled out her reply, not practically caring if Ginny got lost.
"Damn it that hurt!!"
She peeled herself of the cold stone floor, promising to impose her painful revenge on the redheaded child!!
"It's like babysitting a two year old"
She rummaged through her closet, looking for suitable clothes, today was the scheduled trip to Hogsmeade.
"Hermione, I better run, I would stay but I know for a fact I couldn't fit into you clothes, you know because of the whole you boobs are much bigger then mine deal"
"Thank you Ginny, for pointing out that incredibly obvious fact about myself to the whole world. NOW GO!!"
"I send your affectionate regards to Ron"
She was gone before Hermione could stop her, seeing no other way to let out her anger; she proceeded to bang her head viciously onto the wall.
"You know you might get a bruise"
A cold, smooth voice stopped her incredibly dumb antics, and she turned awkwardly to look at the door.
"Morning you bastard"
"He feigned a look of hurt, his eyes roaming all over her body. Making Hermione slowly realize how little she was wearing.
Was the world out to annoy the shit out of her today?
"Wingardium Leviosa"
She levitated three pillows into his face, sending him sprawling down the hall.
"The bathrooms mine PERV!!!"
She bolted for the bathroom, leaving behind a very displeased Malfoy.
"All I wanted was to see if the stupid mudblood was awake"
Taking this once in a life time chance, he suspiciously peered into the muggle-borns bedroom, half expecting another onslaught of enchanted pillows to start attacking him. He cautiously rummaged through her closet. Before realizing hoe stupid he was acting.
"What the hell am I doing?"
And with that he disappeared.
30 minutes later, a fresh Hermione's stepped out of the bathroom, a flimsy towel the only thing covering up her sumptuous curves. He felt something stirring in his groin (AU: I hate that word, it sounds so nasty), and quickly pushed past her into the safety of the Head bathroom before anymore harm could be done.
He stared at himself in dismay, run a hand through his smooth locks; he slowly stripped until he was wearing nothing but his boxers. He gazed at his lean hard body, wondering why the hell was he reacting like this? He could get any girl he wanted.
She was nothing but a mudblood.
Authors Note: You like? Next Chapter their exploring Hogsmeade and our favorite couple get lost!! Maybe I'll make it a lemon.