CLAMER: Man I love writing these things. Normally I don't get to claim any
character because they're not mine, but some other person's who I shall
kill sooner or later and take claim to their ideas and they shall be MINE,
I tell you, MINE!!!. Sorry, A bit annoyed right now for I'm in an airplane
and cannot get on the net to read and post fan fics. *starts to
hyperventilate* On with the show, I mean fic.
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"Now where too?" I said to myself as I normally did when I had no one to talk to.
"How about Utoni Forrest." Piped a little voice.
I looked down to see a catsune, the opposite of a kitsune.
"And why would I do that?"
"Because spider demons are attacking my home."
"What kind of demons?" *twitch, twitch*
"Spider. Your not scared of them are you?"
*Sweat drop* "Of course not. Besides I don't kill them, I steal from them."
"Pleeeeeaaaaase?" He said as tears started in his eyes.
"Not the cuteness. If there's anything I can't help is a cat demon's cuteness."
"So you'll help." Wow, he was good at changing expressions really fast as are most cute little anime creatures.
"Fine. Hop on." He then hopped on and my wings sprouted out as I flew towards Utoni Forrest.
"Weeee!!! This is soooo much fun!!! Bouncy, bouncy, up and down!!!" He said. I guessed he had found the pocky in my pack and was on a sugar high.
"Owe, will you please cut that out, you're hurting my wings and sooner or later I crash if you don't sit down right NOW!!! And if any of my pocky is gone you' re dead!" He then stopped apparently scared of what I might do next. It was about an hour later when he got up enough nerves to speak again.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No!! For the love of Pete, will you shut the hell up?!!!"
"Who's Pete."
*Slaps hand over face* "Never mind."
"Don't you want to ask my something. Like why I'm so irresistibly cute?"
"No, But I would like to know how you found me."
"It was terrible. These huge, gigantic, enormous-"
"You do know your saying the same thing over and over and over again, just in a different way, right."
"Of course I knew!" He said has he hit me on the head with my now empty box of pocky. "What do you think I am, dumb or something? Humph."
@_@
"Back to the question. These terrible spiders came and attacked our home! They started killing any who opposed them. We started doing whet they said, so now we're their slaves. My sister, Tonga and I were able to get away to go find help. When we got to Ritana Stream we went different ways. I saw you battle Jakome the Serpent Demon and-"
"That was because I was stealing some of his teeth, and he just happened to wake up while I was-"
"That's not the point. The point is you battled him and you won. After that I knew you could help us. Well I lost track of you for a while, but now here we are and you're coming to help! Look we're here!"
"How far into the forest is you're village?"
"About five kilometers from Baybrook Bridge on the southern border."
"We'll land about four in and then I want you to hide."
"I'm coming with you, I can help."
"What can you do?"
"I can create a distraction so you can kill the leader."
"Which one's the leader."
"The Biggest one."
*Sweat drop* "Hehehe..."
"Land there in the clearing."
I landed and the two of us headed towards his village.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Tongo."
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"Look."
As I looked I saw almost a hundred giant, hairy, ugly, spiders, but the one that caught my eye was the biggest one there. Each leg was about 10 feet log and its body was 15 feet in diameter.
"Ok Tongo. Tongo? Where'd he go-"
"Hey you big bullies! Come get me."
Well there's an idea. Let the big fast killing spiders chase you down and kill you. Smart move. Oh well, time to save the day.
"DRAGON FLAME!" Of course not expecting a hero, all the spiders had gone after Tongo, leaving their queen unprotected. With my first attack I melted away some of the webs protecting her and drew my sword to get through the rest.
"What the. Some puny demon tries to overthrow me? You shall die young hanyou!! Guards!"
"Wench!! I'm no mere hanyou. What?" Just then many threads came to hold me down. They grabbed my throat, wrist, and ankles and forced me against the ground.
"Aaaggagghhh." ((A/N this is the sound of someone who is being choked to death for all of you who live under a rock))
"No mere hanyou. Ha, you haven't seen as much as I have and you apparently are not very skilled in the act of attacking. If you were smart you would have figured that I had some reinforcements hiding. And now for your stupidity you will cause this entire village to suffer, and you will watch as your little friend's bones are crushed and his soul sucked."
I knew it. From the first time I saw them I knew they weren't ordinary demonic spiders. I could now clearly see the marking of souls on their backs. This was an ancient clan that would take over a village and force the villagers to build them shrines and other 'homely' items the spiders wanted. Once that was done the villagers wouldn't able to resist anything and the spiders would then crush their bones and eat their tiered soul.
"NO!!" Stupid remark as everyone knows, the hero says this and then gets out of the situation and saves the day, of course I'm not as lucky. ((A/N I would probably kill myself right now and leave the little village to suffer and die! Ahaha. I mean. Oh well, any who, I would like to continue the story because it is kinda short and I hate short fanfics. And anyway, I haven't added as much torture and death as I would like to. So here we go.))
"Your majesty, we've brought you a gift."
"Ah, two children, delicious. You two must be Tonga and Tongo. Bring their family to me. Hmmm, who to devourer first."
"No."
"Oh yes, I forgot about you. Loosen her hold so she can live to see this."
"Yes your majesty?"
"Mommy! Help!"
"Tonga. Tongo!! Please, I'll do what you want just let them go."
"This is interesting, these puny youkai have feelings for each other and so there for are willing to give up their life for another. How pathetic. Let mother watch children die, or let children watch mother die. I think I'll try this little one here, she has so much fear in her eyes, and should be plenty tiered after what I put her through for bringing help."
"Aghhh!!" ((A/N sound a little catsune would make when a demonic spider is crushing her bones and getting ready to get her soul sucked out of her.))
"Tonga!!!"
"Tonga!!! You'll pay for that WENCH!!!"
"Oh will I. Come here!"
"Ah."
"DIE!!! AAAGGGHHH!" Yeah it's really corny but I was so determined to save them I used my super demon strength and madness to pop the threads holding me down. "FLAME TORPEDO!!!" Oh yeah, my favorite move. I become a raging fire torpedo and shoot myself at my enemy. It looks so cool.
"What the.? How.? DIE!"
*Whack. Whack. Slice. Demon Dust.*
"You shall pay for killing our queen. Aghh!"
*Swish. Whack. Swipe. Fire Balls. Flying Heads. The Rabbit not getting his Trix.*
((A/N Why wont they let the poor Rabbit get some Trix? He's the one who came up with the darn things, isn't he? Why o' why? *tears* This is a conversation I have had many times with my good friend Beth, and I thought I might share it with you.))
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(2 hours, 9 cuts, 4 bruises, and a bunch of bandages latter)
"Where will you be going now Shikyu."
"I don't know. I'll probably just wonder around like usuall."
"Can I come?"
"No."
"Pleeeaaase?"
"No, not the face again."
"I would like to join you so I can avenge my sister."
"Find some one else to annoy. No, stop with the face, pleeaase. Alright, just stop with the face."
"Yippy!" ((A/N As everyone who doesn't live under a rock knows, every anime show has a cute, animal kind of thing, that is a mascot for the show and randomly shows up, or is there all the time and acts cute. Well I decided Tongo would be mine.))
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A/N Yeah another chapter done and this time it's 6 pages on my computer. Go me!!! I'm not to interested in writing this right now because I just got my first manga book today!! Inuyasha, Vol. 5!! And it's really good so I'm reading it, but I was then forced to put it down. Hehehe. Unbeknownst to my mom I have snuck away with her laptop and am writing this and thinking of away to get my manga and finish. Oh, I know, I'll use my firepowers and- Uh oh, Mom's a callin, better get goin bye.
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"Now where too?" I said to myself as I normally did when I had no one to talk to.
"How about Utoni Forrest." Piped a little voice.
I looked down to see a catsune, the opposite of a kitsune.
"And why would I do that?"
"Because spider demons are attacking my home."
"What kind of demons?" *twitch, twitch*
"Spider. Your not scared of them are you?"
*Sweat drop* "Of course not. Besides I don't kill them, I steal from them."
"Pleeeeeaaaaase?" He said as tears started in his eyes.
"Not the cuteness. If there's anything I can't help is a cat demon's cuteness."
"So you'll help." Wow, he was good at changing expressions really fast as are most cute little anime creatures.
"Fine. Hop on." He then hopped on and my wings sprouted out as I flew towards Utoni Forrest.
"Weeee!!! This is soooo much fun!!! Bouncy, bouncy, up and down!!!" He said. I guessed he had found the pocky in my pack and was on a sugar high.
"Owe, will you please cut that out, you're hurting my wings and sooner or later I crash if you don't sit down right NOW!!! And if any of my pocky is gone you' re dead!" He then stopped apparently scared of what I might do next. It was about an hour later when he got up enough nerves to speak again.
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No!! For the love of Pete, will you shut the hell up?!!!"
"Who's Pete."
*Slaps hand over face* "Never mind."
"Don't you want to ask my something. Like why I'm so irresistibly cute?"
"No, But I would like to know how you found me."
"It was terrible. These huge, gigantic, enormous-"
"You do know your saying the same thing over and over and over again, just in a different way, right."
"Of course I knew!" He said has he hit me on the head with my now empty box of pocky. "What do you think I am, dumb or something? Humph."
@_@
"Back to the question. These terrible spiders came and attacked our home! They started killing any who opposed them. We started doing whet they said, so now we're their slaves. My sister, Tonga and I were able to get away to go find help. When we got to Ritana Stream we went different ways. I saw you battle Jakome the Serpent Demon and-"
"That was because I was stealing some of his teeth, and he just happened to wake up while I was-"
"That's not the point. The point is you battled him and you won. After that I knew you could help us. Well I lost track of you for a while, but now here we are and you're coming to help! Look we're here!"
"How far into the forest is you're village?"
"About five kilometers from Baybrook Bridge on the southern border."
"We'll land about four in and then I want you to hide."
"I'm coming with you, I can help."
"What can you do?"
"I can create a distraction so you can kill the leader."
"Which one's the leader."
"The Biggest one."
*Sweat drop* "Hehehe..."
"Land there in the clearing."
I landed and the two of us headed towards his village.
"By the way, what's your name?"
"Tongo."
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"Look."
As I looked I saw almost a hundred giant, hairy, ugly, spiders, but the one that caught my eye was the biggest one there. Each leg was about 10 feet log and its body was 15 feet in diameter.
"Ok Tongo. Tongo? Where'd he go-"
"Hey you big bullies! Come get me."
Well there's an idea. Let the big fast killing spiders chase you down and kill you. Smart move. Oh well, time to save the day.
"DRAGON FLAME!" Of course not expecting a hero, all the spiders had gone after Tongo, leaving their queen unprotected. With my first attack I melted away some of the webs protecting her and drew my sword to get through the rest.
"What the. Some puny demon tries to overthrow me? You shall die young hanyou!! Guards!"
"Wench!! I'm no mere hanyou. What?" Just then many threads came to hold me down. They grabbed my throat, wrist, and ankles and forced me against the ground.
"Aaaggagghhh." ((A/N this is the sound of someone who is being choked to death for all of you who live under a rock))
"No mere hanyou. Ha, you haven't seen as much as I have and you apparently are not very skilled in the act of attacking. If you were smart you would have figured that I had some reinforcements hiding. And now for your stupidity you will cause this entire village to suffer, and you will watch as your little friend's bones are crushed and his soul sucked."
I knew it. From the first time I saw them I knew they weren't ordinary demonic spiders. I could now clearly see the marking of souls on their backs. This was an ancient clan that would take over a village and force the villagers to build them shrines and other 'homely' items the spiders wanted. Once that was done the villagers wouldn't able to resist anything and the spiders would then crush their bones and eat their tiered soul.
"NO!!" Stupid remark as everyone knows, the hero says this and then gets out of the situation and saves the day, of course I'm not as lucky. ((A/N I would probably kill myself right now and leave the little village to suffer and die! Ahaha. I mean. Oh well, any who, I would like to continue the story because it is kinda short and I hate short fanfics. And anyway, I haven't added as much torture and death as I would like to. So here we go.))
"Your majesty, we've brought you a gift."
"Ah, two children, delicious. You two must be Tonga and Tongo. Bring their family to me. Hmmm, who to devourer first."
"No."
"Oh yes, I forgot about you. Loosen her hold so she can live to see this."
"Yes your majesty?"
"Mommy! Help!"
"Tonga. Tongo!! Please, I'll do what you want just let them go."
"This is interesting, these puny youkai have feelings for each other and so there for are willing to give up their life for another. How pathetic. Let mother watch children die, or let children watch mother die. I think I'll try this little one here, she has so much fear in her eyes, and should be plenty tiered after what I put her through for bringing help."
"Aghhh!!" ((A/N sound a little catsune would make when a demonic spider is crushing her bones and getting ready to get her soul sucked out of her.))
"Tonga!!!"
"Tonga!!! You'll pay for that WENCH!!!"
"Oh will I. Come here!"
"Ah."
"DIE!!! AAAGGGHHH!" Yeah it's really corny but I was so determined to save them I used my super demon strength and madness to pop the threads holding me down. "FLAME TORPEDO!!!" Oh yeah, my favorite move. I become a raging fire torpedo and shoot myself at my enemy. It looks so cool.
"What the.? How.? DIE!"
*Whack. Whack. Slice. Demon Dust.*
"You shall pay for killing our queen. Aghh!"
*Swish. Whack. Swipe. Fire Balls. Flying Heads. The Rabbit not getting his Trix.*
((A/N Why wont they let the poor Rabbit get some Trix? He's the one who came up with the darn things, isn't he? Why o' why? *tears* This is a conversation I have had many times with my good friend Beth, and I thought I might share it with you.))
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(2 hours, 9 cuts, 4 bruises, and a bunch of bandages latter)
"Where will you be going now Shikyu."
"I don't know. I'll probably just wonder around like usuall."
"Can I come?"
"No."
"Pleeeaaase?"
"No, not the face again."
"I would like to join you so I can avenge my sister."
"Find some one else to annoy. No, stop with the face, pleeaase. Alright, just stop with the face."
"Yippy!" ((A/N As everyone who doesn't live under a rock knows, every anime show has a cute, animal kind of thing, that is a mascot for the show and randomly shows up, or is there all the time and acts cute. Well I decided Tongo would be mine.))
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A/N Yeah another chapter done and this time it's 6 pages on my computer. Go me!!! I'm not to interested in writing this right now because I just got my first manga book today!! Inuyasha, Vol. 5!! And it's really good so I'm reading it, but I was then forced to put it down. Hehehe. Unbeknownst to my mom I have snuck away with her laptop and am writing this and thinking of away to get my manga and finish. Oh, I know, I'll use my firepowers and- Uh oh, Mom's a callin, better get goin bye.