CLAIMER: Claimers rock! Although, I cant exactly say that about disclaimers. But what I can say is: They suck! Oh well, I don't have to bother about writing one at the moment. Instead I can swim in all my glory I have right now for being able to write a claimer and own all of my original ideas! ^_^

A/N I'm sick all day today so it's a perfect time to up date. Did anyone else know that this is the worst flu season in a long time? At least it is over here in Idaho. The weather keeps changing, and the only thing that sucks about today's weather is that it's a beautiful day (the first one we've had for a month or two now), and I'm stuck inside sick. At least I can make my one ready happy. Go Abby! It's your birthday! Not really! Party anyway!

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"Hmm. That looks like a nice sword. And she doesn't look very intimidating. I think I'll go for it." She then crept her hand over to the hilt of my sword. *YELP* Apparently she wasn't a very good thief, or else she would have check to see if I had an eye open. I learned that after a few unfortunate events. As soon as she had grabbed the hilt I shot into action, grabbed her wrist, and threw her against the wall.

"What the hell do you think.Zeityu?" ((A/N Zeh-too))

"Shiryu?"

"You Bitch!" I yelled as I tackled her.

"What the hell! Get off me!" She yelled as she horrible attempted to get me off her.

"Shiryu?!"

"Tongo? GO outside for a sec will ya."

"Ok?"

"Why in the seven hells are you attacking me?!"

"You can't remember?!"

"What part do you want me to remember?!"

"Every thing! You always ruined my life! Got me into all sorts of trouble! And you are the reason I was exiled from our pack!"

"Oh yeah. Well, it's not my fault you aren't our kind! You were taken in by the village witch doctor! The rest of us hated you, so it was easy to do those things! I nev-" *muffled sounds*

"I don't need to hear this right now." I said as I grabbed the rope at my waist, tied her up like the cattle she was ((A/N you know, how they tie up the calves at a rodeo.)), and stuffed her scarf into her mouth.

"Shiryu?"

"Oh, Tongo. Come on back in."

"What are you going to do to her?"

"I don't know, Maybe torture her some."

"Oh."

"Don't worry about it. You don't have to watch if you don't want to."

"O, ok." And with that we both fell back asleep to the muffled yelling of Zeityu.

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"Tongo, would you go gather some berries?"

"Huck-!"

"Not Huckleberries."

"Ooohhh." *pouty face*

"Hurry so I can fix breakfast."

"Ok." *pouty face* He then dragged his feet as he started his search for non-huckleberries.

"Wake up." I said as I kicked Zeityu. "Breakfast is almost ready."

*grunt*

"Here you go." *pouty face*

"Thanks Tongo."

"Is it done yet?"

"No."

"Is it done yet?"

"NO."

"Is it done yet?"

"NO!"

*grunt. mumble. grumble. grunt* ((translation: Will you please shut him up!))

"We cant hear you with that scarf in your mouth, so you might not want to waste your breath."

"Are we going to feed her?"

*evily* "Of course."

*scared look from Zeityu*

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That's all you get for now, for that's all I've come up with for now. Hope you enjoyed.

Aren't we all soooooo.oooooo happy. LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING IS COMMIN OUT TOMMOROW. Luck for me I get to get out of school early to go see it with my best guy friend. Oh happy me!! ^_^

Sorry, I get a little crazy when I'm sick. Lucky for me I've written out some of my story, or who knows how distorted it could have been.