CLAIMER: I cant think of any good bragging statement to state right now, so I will have to result to repeating a part of my first claimer, in the first chapter, which is also repeated in the 5th chapter, and now in this one. If any one steals my original ideas I will be forced to push them off a cliff into a nest of plagiarizing eating mutant spiders.

A/N Wow. Wasn't the LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING good? I just got back from seeing for the second time, and its only been out three days. I'm a LORD OF THE RINGS fanatic.

Oh, and guess what. For any of you who read my fic, You might want to know that I'm out of school for the next 2 ½ weeks, so as long as I have ideas on what to do, I will hopefully be able to type more and post more chaps. Go me! ^_^

Thanks to all of my reviewer. ^_^

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*gurgle* "Stop spilling it all over my face!"

"Well, if you would stay still that might not happen. Oops." *spills the bowl*

"You did that on purpose!"

"I would never do a thing like that." *halo appears above head*

"Damn you!"

"That's enough of that." *puts scarf in Zeityu's mouth*

"What are you going to do to her?"

"I still don't know. I was thinking I could cut out her tongue."

*gulp*

".but, I wouldn't be able to gag her any more, because she wouldn't be able to talk."

*sigh of relief*

"I can always stretch her out.or burn her.or force feed her huckleberries."

"What's with every one hating huckleberries?!"

"Do you really want me to answer that?"

"No." *starts to pout*

"Or.*face lights up*.we can do all three, and then stick her in a human dimension!"

*horrified look*

"Wait, no. She'd probably kill all the humans, unless.*face lights up again*.we than put a power binding spell on her so she cant use violence. Yeah, that should do it."

"Should I go get the huckleberries?"

"Yeah. You do that. And make sure to get a hole bunch." *evil grin*

*very, very.very horrified look*

"Now where to get a stretching device?"

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"How convenient was it that the next town specialized in torture devices? It's so nice that the next village made me a stretching device, *more to self* whether or not I scared them out of their right minds." I then attached a very scared, struggling, demon onto a very frightening looking device, aka my stretching device. "Hmm, I believe this is the lever her. *pulls lever* Wait, why are there no screams of pain? Oh right." I then realized Zeityu was still gagged.

"Aaaagggghhhh!"

"That's better. Ok, how about we tighten the screw every ten.no five.no three.how about every two minutes."

"Aaaggh!"

(1 hour later)

"What?! I cant tighten it any more! Humph. Oh well. On to the next session of torture."

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'Hmm. I wonder how long that Zeityu will last with Shiryu.' Tongo thought to himself. 'She acts tough, but I think that's only an act.' *shivers* 'I don't even want to think about being put in a human dimension. It's bad enough when a soft-hearted honyou wants to touch my ears and tails, but in a dimension filled with humans, who think that kind of stuff is adorable.it would be a nightmare. And just imagining a full cat demon in a place where cats are kept as pets, I almost feel sorry for her.'

"This should be enough." Tongo said aloud. "Maybe I'll get back in time to see Zeityu when she's still alive.

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Damn.I, mean darn. I finished this chapter at 12:13 am, Saturday morning. This means that the LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING has now been out for four days, not three. But, because it is Saturday, that means I might be able to go see it again today. This is an idea.

Well, type to ya guys next time. Bye.