-Chapter Two-
On the way to Platform nine and three quarters two thirds eight twelfs and a few other numbers I don't really understand. Harry was getting really hyped up about killing his arch nemesis Pikachu. "my sweet fat Husband Heroine Granger I was just thinking.." Harry said "YOU WERE THINKING OH MY GOD!" Heroine exclaimed. " I never realised how strange Rons name was"Harry said "oh come on Ronald peany weeny sleezy weezy small dick is a very common name" Heroine explained. "well, I guess so" He replied. When they got to the station they headed towards Platform nine and three quarters two thirds eight twelfs and a few other numbers I don't really understand and made a quick stop at the adults erotica store. "Ok dear the only way to get into Platform nine and three quarters two thirds eight twelfs and a few other numbers I don't really understand. Is to do a triple backflip whilst making out with a midget whilst jugelling 7 vibrators. In your ass whilst wearing a purple g-string." he instructed. "ok that sounds fairly simple" Heroine said. "but can you run over it once more I wasn't listening, I was to busy distracted by the two monkeys wearing corsets playing with your penis."Heroine told Harry "what monkeys wearing corsets playing with my penis, oh theyre my balls sweety" he explained.
On the way to Platform nine and three quarters two thirds eight twelfs and a few other numbers I don't really understand. Harry was getting really hyped up about killing his arch nemesis Pikachu. "my sweet fat Husband Heroine Granger I was just thinking.." Harry said "YOU WERE THINKING OH MY GOD!" Heroine exclaimed. " I never realised how strange Rons name was"Harry said "oh come on Ronald peany weeny sleezy weezy small dick is a very common name" Heroine explained. "well, I guess so" He replied. When they got to the station they headed towards Platform nine and three quarters two thirds eight twelfs and a few other numbers I don't really understand and made a quick stop at the adults erotica store. "Ok dear the only way to get into Platform nine and three quarters two thirds eight twelfs and a few other numbers I don't really understand. Is to do a triple backflip whilst making out with a midget whilst jugelling 7 vibrators. In your ass whilst wearing a purple g-string." he instructed. "ok that sounds fairly simple" Heroine said. "but can you run over it once more I wasn't listening, I was to busy distracted by the two monkeys wearing corsets playing with your penis."Heroine told Harry "what monkeys wearing corsets playing with my penis, oh theyre my balls sweety" he explained.