Dressed in an opaque nightdress writhing around against the wall, Buffy gyrates over onto the settee next to Spike

Buffy hey big boy, give me some sexual pleasure
Come down here, I'm gonna ask you whether
You're the one
The one I have always longed for
I'm a silly slayer and I'm gonna gonna lay ya

As she mocks mambo italiano, she does a sexy dance

Spike Don't be so obscene

Willow Aw give her a break will ya, she's been licking your feet all day

Buffy I couldn't help it, they tasted so good

Xander Sick sick sick

Spike Hey I resent that!

Buffy Hey sad boy, give us some privacy
Leave my house, or you'll answer tooo meee
You're the one
The one who always bothers me
I'm an evil slayer and I'm gonna, gonna kill ya

Xander Okay, okay, I'm gone

Spike That was unnecessary, unnecessary but goooooooood

Buffy Thank you, now get your ass into that bed, and remove your underwear, and
All else that will block the path of my vagina.

Giles Spike run, run for the hills

Buffy Hey old man, don't be infuriating
I'm a bitch, and you'll listen to me sing
If you don't
You will hear your ears ring
Cos when I get angry
I recommend that you flee

Spike For Christ's sake, will someone fix that stupid bot's wiring and remove that
Tune I can't take it any more, program in another if you have to.

Willow Okay (gets up, crosses over to Buffybot) I'll program in another, what do
Reckon? Vengaboys?

Spike Which one?

(Music starts playing)

Buffy/bot Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom,
Get into that room
I can bend to various positions
And It will mean your doom

Spike No! For heavens sake No!

Willow Right (fiddles around a bit more)

Buffy/bot I'm just a little bot you see
But you haven't seen the good side of me
I can have sex, gyrate
I can never break
And I do all this for you for free.

Spike Oh I'm going out, let me know when that thing has something sensible to
Say.