Spike walks through the park all alone when the real Buffy runs up behind
him
Buffy Spike you git
Spike Whoa, what's wrong luv
Buffy You know damn well what's wrong, I just passed by my house to find that I'd already arrived, that bot's up and about isn't...it.
Spike Okay okay, yeah, Will' fixed it, she wanted to program some tunes into her memory, don't ask why, I asked that and I nearly got the evil side of her temper.
Buffy I don't believe this, that bot's more trouble than it's worth, it doesn't need singing lessons it needs a lesson on social ability.
It needs a fully functioning brain.
Spike yeah...right...what are the chances of that?
Buffy Very slim, but surely we don't need that thing running around again
Spike Oh... well how I remember it, she wasn't doing much running, it was more of a...how shall I put this?...Straddling motion.
(Buffy slaps him)
Buffy Spike you're sick.
Spike Fine, that may be so, but at least I can please a person
(walks away)
Buffy (calls after him) that's right walk away, that's all you're good for, you don't stay and face your problems, you run off and get yourself into trouble, from which, by the way, I will NOT be saving you from this time.
(Back at the house)
Willow Okay, I think were good now
Buffy/bot HEY mambo
mambo italiano
Willow I hope Spike's happy now, that was the worst hour of my life (sits down)
(Spike enters the room)
Spike Any better?
Buffy/bot Hi spike, how was your walk?
Spike Just DANDY.
Willow what happened?
Spike I ran into Buffy, I mean, the real Buffy, y'know, the bitch with all the answers.
Willow Oh, you didn't tell her did you?
Spike didn't need to, she caught the live broadcast, and then she comes complaining to me, about Bot's insanity.
Buffy/bot I don't have insanity, I think I'm unintelligent now.
Spike (sighs)
Willow I'll fix it, I'll fix it
Spike Oh, don't bother, she'll only screw up again...Buffy's right, the only thing bot here needs is a brain transplant.
Buffy Spike you git
Spike Whoa, what's wrong luv
Buffy You know damn well what's wrong, I just passed by my house to find that I'd already arrived, that bot's up and about isn't...it.
Spike Okay okay, yeah, Will' fixed it, she wanted to program some tunes into her memory, don't ask why, I asked that and I nearly got the evil side of her temper.
Buffy I don't believe this, that bot's more trouble than it's worth, it doesn't need singing lessons it needs a lesson on social ability.
It needs a fully functioning brain.
Spike yeah...right...what are the chances of that?
Buffy Very slim, but surely we don't need that thing running around again
Spike Oh... well how I remember it, she wasn't doing much running, it was more of a...how shall I put this?...Straddling motion.
(Buffy slaps him)
Buffy Spike you're sick.
Spike Fine, that may be so, but at least I can please a person
(walks away)
Buffy (calls after him) that's right walk away, that's all you're good for, you don't stay and face your problems, you run off and get yourself into trouble, from which, by the way, I will NOT be saving you from this time.
(Back at the house)
Willow Okay, I think were good now
Buffy/bot HEY mambo
mambo italiano
Willow I hope Spike's happy now, that was the worst hour of my life (sits down)
(Spike enters the room)
Spike Any better?
Buffy/bot Hi spike, how was your walk?
Spike Just DANDY.
Willow what happened?
Spike I ran into Buffy, I mean, the real Buffy, y'know, the bitch with all the answers.
Willow Oh, you didn't tell her did you?
Spike didn't need to, she caught the live broadcast, and then she comes complaining to me, about Bot's insanity.
Buffy/bot I don't have insanity, I think I'm unintelligent now.
Spike (sighs)
Willow I'll fix it, I'll fix it
Spike Oh, don't bother, she'll only screw up again...Buffy's right, the only thing bot here needs is a brain transplant.