(Back at Buffy's house)

Buffy- Do you know what I feel like right now? Sex... and not just the regular kinda sex, cos let's face it, romping about under a mass of bed sheets may sound like a good time, steamy and perspiration everywhere, but the truth is... it's just not that fulfilling.

Xander- (stares at Buffy in shock)

Willow- (opens her mouth as if to say something but then changes her mind and looks thoughtful)

Buffy- Don't look at me that way... I'm bored, until I said that, no one had spoken for half an hour.

Willow- (sighs in relief) So, You didn't mean it?

Buffy- What? Willow, are you crazy?

Xander- (breathes a sigh of relief)

Buffy- Of course I meant it, what girl right now, doesn't want steamy, passionate, pulse racing, raunchy sex these days?

Xander- (faints)

Buffy- Xander?

Willow- (matter of factly) I think you broke him!