*Cheesy spot lights flash the stage and the curtains open to reveal,
Kennyon in a cute little blue number running forward*
Kennyon: Welcome to the Kennyon Comedy Hour!
*Applause sign comes up*
Audience: *claps at Kennyon*
Kennyon: Thank you, thank all of you. For all of you new to the show, this is a show where we take famous movies and make short films using the characters! We also like to pull people from the audience and put them in the film at the last minute. Isn't that a riot!
*Laugh sign comes up*
Audience: *Laughs, but it sounds forced*
Kennyon: So today we have chosen a good old classic. Such a good movie. We've chosen. . .
Lily: Aren't you going to introduce us?
Timmy: Yeah, we want to be on this fake TV show too!.
Kennyon: Now isn't a good time guys! *smiles weakly at audience trying to cover up the embarrassment Lily and Timmy have caused*
Lily: *Jumping on stage* Hi everybody, I'm Lily! I like cookies, pina~ colodas and getting caught in the. . .
Timmy: Sorry about her everyone. She's a little desperate since her imaginary boyfriend dumped her . . . um what was his name?
Lily: Gabriel Damon
Timmy: See what I mean folks. What kind of name is that? It's obviously made up!
Kennyon: For those of you who don't know, Gabriel Damon played Spot in the movie Newsies. Hey wait a minute Lily, you dated Gabriel Damon?
Lily: Of course I did.
Kennyon: Well we have Spot Conlon here today, he looks like Gabriel and talks like Gabriel and walks like Gabriel . . . heck he's the next best thing to Gabriel.
Lily: Really?
Kennyon: Would I lie to you?
Lily and Timmy: Yes!
Kennyon: Well I'm not right now. But you can't meet him if we don't start the film. So without further adieu. . .
Lily: When can I meet him?
Timmy: Man you're desperate.
Lily: Shut up Mr. Can't-get-a-date-if-his-life-depended-on-it!
Timmy: Hey you want to fight?
Lily: Sure, bring it on!
*Lily and Timmy begin to fight on stage and the audience looks around wondering what to do*
Kennyon: This is Newsies and You! Please watch, and don't sue because it's dumb. I mean if we sued everyone because we thought they were dumb, no one would do anything but sue people. And about that. . .
*Lights fade and Kennyon's mike is turned off. Music starting the movie plays*
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So what do you think? Well you all know what to do. Please send me suggestions on what to do. I want to keep going, unless you don't want me to. So if you're unsure what to send just go back a chappie and read it. Thanks all.
Kennyon: Welcome to the Kennyon Comedy Hour!
*Applause sign comes up*
Audience: *claps at Kennyon*
Kennyon: Thank you, thank all of you. For all of you new to the show, this is a show where we take famous movies and make short films using the characters! We also like to pull people from the audience and put them in the film at the last minute. Isn't that a riot!
*Laugh sign comes up*
Audience: *Laughs, but it sounds forced*
Kennyon: So today we have chosen a good old classic. Such a good movie. We've chosen. . .
Lily: Aren't you going to introduce us?
Timmy: Yeah, we want to be on this fake TV show too!.
Kennyon: Now isn't a good time guys! *smiles weakly at audience trying to cover up the embarrassment Lily and Timmy have caused*
Lily: *Jumping on stage* Hi everybody, I'm Lily! I like cookies, pina~ colodas and getting caught in the. . .
Timmy: Sorry about her everyone. She's a little desperate since her imaginary boyfriend dumped her . . . um what was his name?
Lily: Gabriel Damon
Timmy: See what I mean folks. What kind of name is that? It's obviously made up!
Kennyon: For those of you who don't know, Gabriel Damon played Spot in the movie Newsies. Hey wait a minute Lily, you dated Gabriel Damon?
Lily: Of course I did.
Kennyon: Well we have Spot Conlon here today, he looks like Gabriel and talks like Gabriel and walks like Gabriel . . . heck he's the next best thing to Gabriel.
Lily: Really?
Kennyon: Would I lie to you?
Lily and Timmy: Yes!
Kennyon: Well I'm not right now. But you can't meet him if we don't start the film. So without further adieu. . .
Lily: When can I meet him?
Timmy: Man you're desperate.
Lily: Shut up Mr. Can't-get-a-date-if-his-life-depended-on-it!
Timmy: Hey you want to fight?
Lily: Sure, bring it on!
*Lily and Timmy begin to fight on stage and the audience looks around wondering what to do*
Kennyon: This is Newsies and You! Please watch, and don't sue because it's dumb. I mean if we sued everyone because we thought they were dumb, no one would do anything but sue people. And about that. . .
*Lights fade and Kennyon's mike is turned off. Music starting the movie plays*
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So what do you think? Well you all know what to do. Please send me suggestions on what to do. I want to keep going, unless you don't want me to. So if you're unsure what to send just go back a chappie and read it. Thanks all.