*Lights come up revealing an ice cream shop, possible Baskin Robbins*
Salesman: Go to Baskin Robbins today and try one of our 31 flavors . . . they are yum yum delicious!
*Someone shoots the sales man and Spot Conlon enters the stage*
Spot: Can ya believe dose stupid sales people? dey always come down here when ever we film one of dese tings hopin ta get on TV and dey always end up gettin shot!
Race: Yeah, I keep tellin Kennyon it's a waste of bullets but will she listen. . . NO!
Kennyon: Hey guys! That isn't part of the script.
Spot: We don't care! We're sick and tired of doing dese tings! I'm a professional movie star I shouldn't have ta do crap like dis!
Kennyon: Um. . . Spot?
Spot: What?
Kennyon: May I ask the last time you did an actual movie?
Race: OH OH! I know dis one! *Waving hand in air* Pick me!
Spot: Fine I'll do da stupid thing. What is today's show about Kennyon?
*Lights come up and Kennyon steps forward to make a big speech*
Kennyon: Today you two are going to be sitting in the ice cream shop eating ice cream, when a humongous glob of Taffy will come and crush the ice cream shop. Then you Spot will transform into Super Spot with your trusty side kick Radical Racetrack and save the day!
*Crickets chirp in the background*
Spot: Dat is da dumbest idea I have ever . . . will someone turn off da cricket machine?
Race: I thought dey fixed that thing.
Spot: Yeah, so did me. Oh well.
Kennyon: What's wrong with my idea?
Spot: Kennyon, nothing is wrong it's just dat me and Race have been thinking and well. .
Race: We want DRAMA!
*Dramatic music plays. DUM DUM DUM!*
Kennyon: Drama? Why on earth would you guys want Drama? What's wrong with stopping big blobs of Taffy?
Lily: I'll tell you what's wrong! They have to rescue a damsel in distress, and then fall madly in love with her!
Spot: Yeah, I should rescue a beautiful girl from da clutches of an evil mastermind.
*Spot and Lily look at each other. Lily leaps forward as if madly in love*
Lily: *leaping* Oh Spot. . .
Spot: If only we had a dramatic girl to play da part.
*Lily falls flat on her face. The audience laughs and Lily stands up crying*
Lily: Shut up! It's not that funny!
*Lily runs off the stage*
Kennyon: We could do that IF, like you said we had a dramatic girl, who was willing to kiss you Spot, but where are we going to find one.
Race: Hey what about me? I want a girl ta kiss me!
Kennyon: Yeah, we know that Race, and have we ever been able to find one?
Race: Well what if ya asked the audience?
Kennyon: Well I guess we could. . .
*Kennyon approaches the audience*
Kennyon: *shouting* Are there any girls out there willing to kiss SPOT CONLON or RACETRACK HIGGINS? Anyone?
Timmy: I know I'm not a girl willing to kiss them, but you don't have to shout Kennyon you have a Mike!
Kennyon: Yeah but they *pointing to the producers* turn it off whenever I speak to the audience.
Spot: *whispers to Race* I wonder why?
*Race laughs hysterically and wipes a tear from his eye as he snorts.*
Kennyon: See Race, this is why you didn't have a date for the Fourth of July last year.
*Race stops laughing and stares at Kennyon*
Race: Oh yeah. . .
Kennyon: Yeah!
Race: Well. . . I got nothin.
Kennyon: Well if two girls will tell me that they are willing to be the cute little drama queens for you two, of course they would have to expect romantic results, and then I'll take them. They just have to tell me so . . . or I can't continue this show.
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You heard me! I need two girls willing to be the drama queens for Spot Conlon and Racetrack Higgins. Please let me know as soon as possible. First come first serve! Or you can fight over it. I don't care. But I won't continue until two of you let me know that you are willing to be in my story. Let me know soon!
Salesman: Go to Baskin Robbins today and try one of our 31 flavors . . . they are yum yum delicious!
*Someone shoots the sales man and Spot Conlon enters the stage*
Spot: Can ya believe dose stupid sales people? dey always come down here when ever we film one of dese tings hopin ta get on TV and dey always end up gettin shot!
Race: Yeah, I keep tellin Kennyon it's a waste of bullets but will she listen. . . NO!
Kennyon: Hey guys! That isn't part of the script.
Spot: We don't care! We're sick and tired of doing dese tings! I'm a professional movie star I shouldn't have ta do crap like dis!
Kennyon: Um. . . Spot?
Spot: What?
Kennyon: May I ask the last time you did an actual movie?
Race: OH OH! I know dis one! *Waving hand in air* Pick me!
Spot: Fine I'll do da stupid thing. What is today's show about Kennyon?
*Lights come up and Kennyon steps forward to make a big speech*
Kennyon: Today you two are going to be sitting in the ice cream shop eating ice cream, when a humongous glob of Taffy will come and crush the ice cream shop. Then you Spot will transform into Super Spot with your trusty side kick Radical Racetrack and save the day!
*Crickets chirp in the background*
Spot: Dat is da dumbest idea I have ever . . . will someone turn off da cricket machine?
Race: I thought dey fixed that thing.
Spot: Yeah, so did me. Oh well.
Kennyon: What's wrong with my idea?
Spot: Kennyon, nothing is wrong it's just dat me and Race have been thinking and well. .
Race: We want DRAMA!
*Dramatic music plays. DUM DUM DUM!*
Kennyon: Drama? Why on earth would you guys want Drama? What's wrong with stopping big blobs of Taffy?
Lily: I'll tell you what's wrong! They have to rescue a damsel in distress, and then fall madly in love with her!
Spot: Yeah, I should rescue a beautiful girl from da clutches of an evil mastermind.
*Spot and Lily look at each other. Lily leaps forward as if madly in love*
Lily: *leaping* Oh Spot. . .
Spot: If only we had a dramatic girl to play da part.
*Lily falls flat on her face. The audience laughs and Lily stands up crying*
Lily: Shut up! It's not that funny!
*Lily runs off the stage*
Kennyon: We could do that IF, like you said we had a dramatic girl, who was willing to kiss you Spot, but where are we going to find one.
Race: Hey what about me? I want a girl ta kiss me!
Kennyon: Yeah, we know that Race, and have we ever been able to find one?
Race: Well what if ya asked the audience?
Kennyon: Well I guess we could. . .
*Kennyon approaches the audience*
Kennyon: *shouting* Are there any girls out there willing to kiss SPOT CONLON or RACETRACK HIGGINS? Anyone?
Timmy: I know I'm not a girl willing to kiss them, but you don't have to shout Kennyon you have a Mike!
Kennyon: Yeah but they *pointing to the producers* turn it off whenever I speak to the audience.
Spot: *whispers to Race* I wonder why?
*Race laughs hysterically and wipes a tear from his eye as he snorts.*
Kennyon: See Race, this is why you didn't have a date for the Fourth of July last year.
*Race stops laughing and stares at Kennyon*
Race: Oh yeah. . .
Kennyon: Yeah!
Race: Well. . . I got nothin.
Kennyon: Well if two girls will tell me that they are willing to be the cute little drama queens for you two, of course they would have to expect romantic results, and then I'll take them. They just have to tell me so . . . or I can't continue this show.
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You heard me! I need two girls willing to be the drama queens for Spot Conlon and Racetrack Higgins. Please let me know as soon as possible. First come first serve! Or you can fight over it. I don't care. But I won't continue until two of you let me know that you are willing to be in my story. Let me know soon!