*The light comes up and we find Kennyon and Spot still trying to revive
Race from his trance*
Kennyon: I can't believe this! We have two very excited girls backstage ready to come be drama queens just for Race and he isn't even well. . . I don't know how to describe it! He's not on this planet anymore.
Spot: Wait you have the girls back stage?
Kennyon: Of course I do! Why wouldn't I? They came here to be on a TV show didn't they?
Spot: Go get them I know how we can wake up Race.
Kennyon: Whatever you're thinking of doing better not involve a pit, mud or the girls wrestling.
Spot: Okay, we'll do plan B then! Just go get them.
Kennyon: Hang on!
*Kennyon runs back stage while Spot waits patiently in front of a still completely clueless Race*
Kennyon: I'm back and I have the girls.
*Kennyon is followed by two lovely ladies. Of course Kennyon still thinks she's the cutest of all. The girls look confused as they step onto stage.*
Spot: Well ladies introduce. . .
Lily: Wait! What are you doing? I want to be involved! I never get to do anything, so you gotta let me do this!
*Spot looks from Lily to Kennyon who is trying to hide a laugh. If Spot is doing what Kennyon thinks Spot is doing then Lily is going to be very mad at Kennyon later.*
Spot: Okay Lily. Go stand by that lady on the left.
*Lily hops over to where the other two girls are standing and smiles proudly while rocking back and forth on her feet*
Spot: Will you ladies please first introduce yourselves?
*The girls nod and the first one steps forward*
Legs: Hi my name is Legs! Well my real name is Elizabeth, but lets not go into that story, it well. . . it takes too long to tell, and right now I don't really feel like telling that story, but if you want me to, I would be glad to all you have to do is say the word and I will tell that sto. . .
Spot: No Legs that's okay, just tell us a little about you.
Legs: Oh, okay. I am an American female between the ages of 13 and 19. . .
Spot: Do you mind specifics?
Legs: Okay, fine if you want to be mean like that!
*Kennyon leans over to Spot and whispers something*
Kennyon: *whispering* She is perfect for Race!
*Spot nods and Legs continues*
Legs: I am 16, I am five feet three inches I have greenish brown eyes, well you could call them brownish green, I don't care. I have light brown curly hair as you can see and I love the zoo!
Spot: Thank you Legs. Next girl please. . .
Lily: Stop! What's going on Spot? I want to know!
Spot: Fine I'll tell you all. We are going to have a kissing contest!
Lily: A what?
*Kennyon can't help but laugh now. She knew Spot would do this; after all, it is one of the newsies favorite games. If they could find girls to do it, they would play every night*
Spot: A kissing contest. You three will kiss Race, and the one he likes best will win the chance to co star with Race in your very own dramatic skit!
*The audience looks happy. They finally get to see a skit!*
Lily: I don't want to kiss Race! I'm leaving!
*Lily storms off the stage and out of the studio. The audience watches her again. OH how fascinating Lily is.*
Spot: Well one down, two to go. Will the second young lady introduce herself?
Agua: Of course. I would first like to say that I am a huge fan of this show and that I love Kennyon to death.
Kennyon: Why thank you!
Agua: Secondly I want to say that I love Race so much. I mean if Race didn't run fast enough, I wouldn't only kiss him, I'd marry him!
*A voice comes from somewhere and everyone gets scared when Kid Blink, conveniently dressed as a pirate runs into the room*
Kid Blink: You lie wench!
Agua: What'd you call me?!
Kid Blink: You love me wench and I will not stand by and let you kiss him!
*Blink points to the still motionless Race*
Kid Blink: *approaching Race* He doesn't even move. He just stands there pretending to be some kind of super hero. No I will not allow you to kiss that thing. I am too strong a man and I will not let you go without a fight!
Agua: *speaking to Kennyon* Has he always been this dramatic?
Kennyon: It's all Spot's fault. When he said that he wanted to be more dramatic all the newsies jumped on the Spot Band Wagon, which is actually a very nice blue wagon, and they were like *imitating the newsies* "We say, whatever you say, is what we say" and well Jack Kelly wasn't here to stop them. He's still on his honeymoon. Who ever thought that he would get married to that girl that played that character in that one movie that was filmed at that one place that one year.
Agua: Oh I see. Well I kind of like it!
*Agua looks at Kid Blink who is now walking around Race in a menacing way. He has his plastic sword drawn and is ready to strike.*
Agua: Oh Blink don't hurt him! *She runs to Blink* I love you!
Blink: You do?
Agua: Of course I do. . . Remember that time . . . *she whispers something in Blinks ear and he giggles like a school girl*
Blink: How could I forget that? Come on . . . *he picks Aqua up and walks backstage* Let's go make more memories!
Kennyon: I'm sure that Blink didn't imply anything that would be inappropriate for our TV show. But hmmm. . . They do make a cute couple don't they. I wish my boyfriend would dress as a pirate and threaten to kill a guy for me!
Spot: One did, remember?
Kennyon: OH yeah! Whatever happened to him Spot?
Spot: He got caught stealing hot dogs from a Wal*Mart and was thrown into a Turkish Prison after he bit Barney.
Kennyon: That's right.
Legs: I heard about him. I can't believe you dated him!
Kennyon: Well every girl loves the bad boy.
Legs: I know how that works.
*Kennyon and Legs stand together and sigh, thinking of hot, sexy bad boys*
Spot: *To no one in particular* Girls. . . Okay moving on. Hey we only have one girl left! Dang. I was looking forward to a kissing contest.
Legs: I can still kiss him. I mean I don't object to it and he looks like he needs it.
*Kennyon, Legs and Spot all look at Race who is STILL standing in his super man pose.*
Kennyon: Well okay, If you can wake him up from whatever it is he's doing, you will get to be in a dramatic skit with him! On my show of course.
Legs: Okay here goes.
*Legs walks over to Race and kisses him on the lips. His eyes snap shut and he dips Legs into a dramatic kiss. The audience throws their "Ooooo's" and "Awe's" out and Kennyon is looking at her watch timing the kiss.*
Spot: *to Kennyon* Wow, I didn't know he could do that!
Kennyon: Of course he can, you could too if you weren't such a pain in my *beep*
Spot: Hey no swearing! This is a *beep* family show!
Kennyon: Oh, look who's talking you *beep* hole!
Spot: Oh yeah, Well you are a *beep* who *beep* on her *beep* without a *beep* *beep* on anything but your *beep* *beep*!
Kennyon: What the *beep* did you just say?
Spot: You heard me.
*Kennyon looks funny at Spot then notices that the tonsil hockey between Legs and Race is over*
Kennyon: Oh look they're done!
Spot: Finally!
Legs: Wow! That was amazing!
Race: Yeah I know I am! Hey Spot, thanks for thinking of the kissing contest! I owe you buddy.
Spot: No problem.
Kennyon: Wait, you two were in this together? I can't believe this. You probably faked that little act of yours going blank like that.
Race: That's why I have been in a truck load of films. I am a great actor!
Legs: And a terrific kisser!
Race: Thank you.
Kennyon: Race you didn't play all those parts, Max Casella did, but because you conveniently look like him you got to have some cameos in HIS movies.
Spot: Yeah, but that was still a funny joke to play on you.
*In a matter of minutes the entire studio audience, Legs, Spot and Race are all laughing at Kennyon. Lily runs on stage to see what's going on*
Lily: *looking around* Who they laughing at . . . oh they're laughing at Kennyon! Hey Timmy they're laughing at Kennyon!
Timmy: *running on stage* They are? They are!
*Timmy runs in front of Kennyon and starts to laugh*
Timmy: Ha ha! Now how does it feel! Ha ha ha ha!
*Timmy dances around Kennyon for a few seconds before she locks him into a head lock. Everyone stops laughing and Kennyon releases Timmy*
Kennyon: Thank you. Well yes it was a funny joke but this episode is almost over. Legs you have gotten the chance to play our drama queen in a skit with Race. I'm glad that I didn't have to do it. So on our next episode we will get to see that as well as meet the lovely ladies who will compete for a chance to be Spot's little drama queen.
Spot: Yup!
Kennyon: I would like to remind all of you that I didn't want to do drama, but these guys are just so stubborn, and they threatened me with a piece of cardboard if I didn't do the drama. I am deathly afraid of cardboard! So let's finish today. Tune in again soon to see Legs and Race staring in their own skit.
*The lights fade but before they do, Race pulls Legs into another deep kiss and you can hear Timmy crying over his poor red neck. Ha get it Red neck!*
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Hey everybody! Thanks to Legs and Agua for volunteering themselves to be subjected to my torture! *Laughs manically* I will have another chapter posted soon. I am working on another story right now so I have to write a chapter for that but I will get a chapter up as soon as I can! If girls still want to be Spot's drama queens let me know! Tell me why you deserve it more. Let me know soon or you won't get to do it. Also if you want to be in the story for another newsie go back to chapter one, read the guidelines and let me know! I don't think that this story will ever end so just keep talking to me. the more I get reviews the faster chapters get posted because I need audience input to write. Please read Love, Lust, and Money if you like drama and romance! See you all soon.
Kennyon: I can't believe this! We have two very excited girls backstage ready to come be drama queens just for Race and he isn't even well. . . I don't know how to describe it! He's not on this planet anymore.
Spot: Wait you have the girls back stage?
Kennyon: Of course I do! Why wouldn't I? They came here to be on a TV show didn't they?
Spot: Go get them I know how we can wake up Race.
Kennyon: Whatever you're thinking of doing better not involve a pit, mud or the girls wrestling.
Spot: Okay, we'll do plan B then! Just go get them.
Kennyon: Hang on!
*Kennyon runs back stage while Spot waits patiently in front of a still completely clueless Race*
Kennyon: I'm back and I have the girls.
*Kennyon is followed by two lovely ladies. Of course Kennyon still thinks she's the cutest of all. The girls look confused as they step onto stage.*
Spot: Well ladies introduce. . .
Lily: Wait! What are you doing? I want to be involved! I never get to do anything, so you gotta let me do this!
*Spot looks from Lily to Kennyon who is trying to hide a laugh. If Spot is doing what Kennyon thinks Spot is doing then Lily is going to be very mad at Kennyon later.*
Spot: Okay Lily. Go stand by that lady on the left.
*Lily hops over to where the other two girls are standing and smiles proudly while rocking back and forth on her feet*
Spot: Will you ladies please first introduce yourselves?
*The girls nod and the first one steps forward*
Legs: Hi my name is Legs! Well my real name is Elizabeth, but lets not go into that story, it well. . . it takes too long to tell, and right now I don't really feel like telling that story, but if you want me to, I would be glad to all you have to do is say the word and I will tell that sto. . .
Spot: No Legs that's okay, just tell us a little about you.
Legs: Oh, okay. I am an American female between the ages of 13 and 19. . .
Spot: Do you mind specifics?
Legs: Okay, fine if you want to be mean like that!
*Kennyon leans over to Spot and whispers something*
Kennyon: *whispering* She is perfect for Race!
*Spot nods and Legs continues*
Legs: I am 16, I am five feet three inches I have greenish brown eyes, well you could call them brownish green, I don't care. I have light brown curly hair as you can see and I love the zoo!
Spot: Thank you Legs. Next girl please. . .
Lily: Stop! What's going on Spot? I want to know!
Spot: Fine I'll tell you all. We are going to have a kissing contest!
Lily: A what?
*Kennyon can't help but laugh now. She knew Spot would do this; after all, it is one of the newsies favorite games. If they could find girls to do it, they would play every night*
Spot: A kissing contest. You three will kiss Race, and the one he likes best will win the chance to co star with Race in your very own dramatic skit!
*The audience looks happy. They finally get to see a skit!*
Lily: I don't want to kiss Race! I'm leaving!
*Lily storms off the stage and out of the studio. The audience watches her again. OH how fascinating Lily is.*
Spot: Well one down, two to go. Will the second young lady introduce herself?
Agua: Of course. I would first like to say that I am a huge fan of this show and that I love Kennyon to death.
Kennyon: Why thank you!
Agua: Secondly I want to say that I love Race so much. I mean if Race didn't run fast enough, I wouldn't only kiss him, I'd marry him!
*A voice comes from somewhere and everyone gets scared when Kid Blink, conveniently dressed as a pirate runs into the room*
Kid Blink: You lie wench!
Agua: What'd you call me?!
Kid Blink: You love me wench and I will not stand by and let you kiss him!
*Blink points to the still motionless Race*
Kid Blink: *approaching Race* He doesn't even move. He just stands there pretending to be some kind of super hero. No I will not allow you to kiss that thing. I am too strong a man and I will not let you go without a fight!
Agua: *speaking to Kennyon* Has he always been this dramatic?
Kennyon: It's all Spot's fault. When he said that he wanted to be more dramatic all the newsies jumped on the Spot Band Wagon, which is actually a very nice blue wagon, and they were like *imitating the newsies* "We say, whatever you say, is what we say" and well Jack Kelly wasn't here to stop them. He's still on his honeymoon. Who ever thought that he would get married to that girl that played that character in that one movie that was filmed at that one place that one year.
Agua: Oh I see. Well I kind of like it!
*Agua looks at Kid Blink who is now walking around Race in a menacing way. He has his plastic sword drawn and is ready to strike.*
Agua: Oh Blink don't hurt him! *She runs to Blink* I love you!
Blink: You do?
Agua: Of course I do. . . Remember that time . . . *she whispers something in Blinks ear and he giggles like a school girl*
Blink: How could I forget that? Come on . . . *he picks Aqua up and walks backstage* Let's go make more memories!
Kennyon: I'm sure that Blink didn't imply anything that would be inappropriate for our TV show. But hmmm. . . They do make a cute couple don't they. I wish my boyfriend would dress as a pirate and threaten to kill a guy for me!
Spot: One did, remember?
Kennyon: OH yeah! Whatever happened to him Spot?
Spot: He got caught stealing hot dogs from a Wal*Mart and was thrown into a Turkish Prison after he bit Barney.
Kennyon: That's right.
Legs: I heard about him. I can't believe you dated him!
Kennyon: Well every girl loves the bad boy.
Legs: I know how that works.
*Kennyon and Legs stand together and sigh, thinking of hot, sexy bad boys*
Spot: *To no one in particular* Girls. . . Okay moving on. Hey we only have one girl left! Dang. I was looking forward to a kissing contest.
Legs: I can still kiss him. I mean I don't object to it and he looks like he needs it.
*Kennyon, Legs and Spot all look at Race who is STILL standing in his super man pose.*
Kennyon: Well okay, If you can wake him up from whatever it is he's doing, you will get to be in a dramatic skit with him! On my show of course.
Legs: Okay here goes.
*Legs walks over to Race and kisses him on the lips. His eyes snap shut and he dips Legs into a dramatic kiss. The audience throws their "Ooooo's" and "Awe's" out and Kennyon is looking at her watch timing the kiss.*
Spot: *to Kennyon* Wow, I didn't know he could do that!
Kennyon: Of course he can, you could too if you weren't such a pain in my *beep*
Spot: Hey no swearing! This is a *beep* family show!
Kennyon: Oh, look who's talking you *beep* hole!
Spot: Oh yeah, Well you are a *beep* who *beep* on her *beep* without a *beep* *beep* on anything but your *beep* *beep*!
Kennyon: What the *beep* did you just say?
Spot: You heard me.
*Kennyon looks funny at Spot then notices that the tonsil hockey between Legs and Race is over*
Kennyon: Oh look they're done!
Spot: Finally!
Legs: Wow! That was amazing!
Race: Yeah I know I am! Hey Spot, thanks for thinking of the kissing contest! I owe you buddy.
Spot: No problem.
Kennyon: Wait, you two were in this together? I can't believe this. You probably faked that little act of yours going blank like that.
Race: That's why I have been in a truck load of films. I am a great actor!
Legs: And a terrific kisser!
Race: Thank you.
Kennyon: Race you didn't play all those parts, Max Casella did, but because you conveniently look like him you got to have some cameos in HIS movies.
Spot: Yeah, but that was still a funny joke to play on you.
*In a matter of minutes the entire studio audience, Legs, Spot and Race are all laughing at Kennyon. Lily runs on stage to see what's going on*
Lily: *looking around* Who they laughing at . . . oh they're laughing at Kennyon! Hey Timmy they're laughing at Kennyon!
Timmy: *running on stage* They are? They are!
*Timmy runs in front of Kennyon and starts to laugh*
Timmy: Ha ha! Now how does it feel! Ha ha ha ha!
*Timmy dances around Kennyon for a few seconds before she locks him into a head lock. Everyone stops laughing and Kennyon releases Timmy*
Kennyon: Thank you. Well yes it was a funny joke but this episode is almost over. Legs you have gotten the chance to play our drama queen in a skit with Race. I'm glad that I didn't have to do it. So on our next episode we will get to see that as well as meet the lovely ladies who will compete for a chance to be Spot's little drama queen.
Spot: Yup!
Kennyon: I would like to remind all of you that I didn't want to do drama, but these guys are just so stubborn, and they threatened me with a piece of cardboard if I didn't do the drama. I am deathly afraid of cardboard! So let's finish today. Tune in again soon to see Legs and Race staring in their own skit.
*The lights fade but before they do, Race pulls Legs into another deep kiss and you can hear Timmy crying over his poor red neck. Ha get it Red neck!*
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Hey everybody! Thanks to Legs and Agua for volunteering themselves to be subjected to my torture! *Laughs manically* I will have another chapter posted soon. I am working on another story right now so I have to write a chapter for that but I will get a chapter up as soon as I can! If girls still want to be Spot's drama queens let me know! Tell me why you deserve it more. Let me know soon or you won't get to do it. Also if you want to be in the story for another newsie go back to chapter one, read the guidelines and let me know! I don't think that this story will ever end so just keep talking to me. the more I get reviews the faster chapters get posted because I need audience input to write. Please read Love, Lust, and Money if you like drama and romance! See you all soon.