*During Intermission*
Kennyon: Don't worry the Spotty Drama Queen thing-a-ma-bob is coming. Just thought you might want to see this first! *winks at those who hadn't gone to buy tacos from Tito.*
*Kennyon leaves the stage and Lily enters.*
Lily: You know, I have always wanted to try horseback riding. So I think I will today.
*Lily walks to the place where she is going to ride the horse and then pays for her ride. She mounts the horse and kicks at its sides.*
Lily: Giddy up horsie!
*Lily rides happily for a few moments before the horse picks up speed.*
Lily: Uh oh! Maybe if I grab the mane I can stay on.
*Lily grabs for the mane but she can't get a firm grip. She slips from the horse. But oh no! Her foot is caught in the stirrup!*
Audience: *Gasps in horror*
*Lily falls from the horse and her head hits the pavement over and over and over . . . *
Crutchy: Lily!!! Oh no Lily!
*Crutchy runs near to Lily, well as fast as a person on a crutch can run. He leans down and rips the cord of the electric horse out of the wall.*
Crutchy: Oh Lily, are you okay?
*He gets Lily's foot out of the stirrup and helps her stand. It's hard for him though. He is on a crutch.*
Lily: Oh Crutchy! You're my hero!
*Lily kisses Crutchy quickly. He smiles really really big. I mean that smile, is from ear to ear!*
Crutchy: Well I'm just glad I could help ya Lily.
Lily: You are the best! You are even better then that stupid Oswald guy!
Oswald: Yeh!!!
Lily: *Shouting at Oswald* He is, he doesn't talk backwards. I can understand him!
Crutchy: You need to be careful on those horses.
Lily: I know that now.
Crutchy: I mean, that's how I got my crutch.
Lily: NOOO!!
Crutchy: Yep.
Lily: Oh Crutchy!
*Lily hugs and kisses Crutchy again. They are on the stage still when Kennyon comes out.*
Kennyon: You guys intermission is almost over! You have to get back stage.
*Lily and Crutchy start to leave the stage. Crutchy has his arm around Lily.*
Kennyon: Hey Lily!
Lily: *Stopping and turning* Yeah?
Kennyon: I'm glad you found somebody!
Lily: *after kissing Crutchy* Me too!
*The three leave the stage and the voice comes back over the speakers*
Loud Voice: Attention ladies and gentlemen. Intermission is now over. Please return to your seats. We would like to thank Tito for his services. Oh and will the person who spilt the gazpacho on the floor in the Lobby please come to security. You will be questioned.
Timmy: *shouting* Dang it!
Loud Voice: Please enjoy the second half of Kennyon's Comedy Hour!
Kennyon: Don't worry the Spotty Drama Queen thing-a-ma-bob is coming. Just thought you might want to see this first! *winks at those who hadn't gone to buy tacos from Tito.*
*Kennyon leaves the stage and Lily enters.*
Lily: You know, I have always wanted to try horseback riding. So I think I will today.
*Lily walks to the place where she is going to ride the horse and then pays for her ride. She mounts the horse and kicks at its sides.*
Lily: Giddy up horsie!
*Lily rides happily for a few moments before the horse picks up speed.*
Lily: Uh oh! Maybe if I grab the mane I can stay on.
*Lily grabs for the mane but she can't get a firm grip. She slips from the horse. But oh no! Her foot is caught in the stirrup!*
Audience: *Gasps in horror*
*Lily falls from the horse and her head hits the pavement over and over and over . . . *
Crutchy: Lily!!! Oh no Lily!
*Crutchy runs near to Lily, well as fast as a person on a crutch can run. He leans down and rips the cord of the electric horse out of the wall.*
Crutchy: Oh Lily, are you okay?
*He gets Lily's foot out of the stirrup and helps her stand. It's hard for him though. He is on a crutch.*
Lily: Oh Crutchy! You're my hero!
*Lily kisses Crutchy quickly. He smiles really really big. I mean that smile, is from ear to ear!*
Crutchy: Well I'm just glad I could help ya Lily.
Lily: You are the best! You are even better then that stupid Oswald guy!
Oswald: Yeh!!!
Lily: *Shouting at Oswald* He is, he doesn't talk backwards. I can understand him!
Crutchy: You need to be careful on those horses.
Lily: I know that now.
Crutchy: I mean, that's how I got my crutch.
Lily: NOOO!!
Crutchy: Yep.
Lily: Oh Crutchy!
*Lily hugs and kisses Crutchy again. They are on the stage still when Kennyon comes out.*
Kennyon: You guys intermission is almost over! You have to get back stage.
*Lily and Crutchy start to leave the stage. Crutchy has his arm around Lily.*
Kennyon: Hey Lily!
Lily: *Stopping and turning* Yeah?
Kennyon: I'm glad you found somebody!
Lily: *after kissing Crutchy* Me too!
*The three leave the stage and the voice comes back over the speakers*
Loud Voice: Attention ladies and gentlemen. Intermission is now over. Please return to your seats. We would like to thank Tito for his services. Oh and will the person who spilt the gazpacho on the floor in the Lobby please come to security. You will be questioned.
Timmy: *shouting* Dang it!
Loud Voice: Please enjoy the second half of Kennyon's Comedy Hour!