*During the Coffee Break*
Timmy: *In a musical tone* Coffee Break, coffee break, everyone watch me shake!
*Timmy begins to shake in a way that is highly grotesque to the. . . .heya Kennyon?*
Kennyon: Yeah, Narrator?
*What the heck is that thing?*
Kennyon: What thing?
*Kennyon looks around and finds what the narrator is pointing at.*
Kennyon: Oh that. It's a green garden gnome. Spaz, oh how we love our Spaz, and a couple of her friends, have come up with an "organization" against me.
*What friends? Oh may I say that Timmy is still trying to shake his groove thing.*
Kennyon: Shhhh. . . Don't make fun of Timmy. You see Spaz, Delphie and PhoenixTBN, A.K.A Katie. Have created *breathes deeply* The Society of Prevention Of Cruelty to Timmy. In short S.P.O.C.T. They have hired those things, *points at the things* to be the cruel little henchmen. If they find anyone making fun of Timmy then they. . . ..Oh crap.
*What is it?*
Kennyon: See this?
*It's a button.*
Kennyon: Well read it.
*I Love Timmy!*
Green Garden Gnome: You have been S.P.O.C.T! Mwah ha ha ha!
*Wow.*
Spot: Did someone say my name?
Kennyon: No, the green garden gnomes said "SPOCT". Not Spot.
Spot: What the freak is. . . .Hey!
Dreamer: *Entering from backstage.* What's wrong honey?
Spot: I DO NOT LOVE TIMMY YOU STUPID GARDEN GNOME!
Green Garden Gnome: You have been SPOCT!
Dreamer: Here I will get it off for you!
Kennyon: No wait! Stop! Don't touch. . . ..them.
*Dreamer tried to remove the button but when she did something happened.*
Dreamer: What happened?
Kennyon: Look at your skin.
Dreamer: Wha...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Dreamer runs off the stage screaming. Her skin had turned the most awful color of yellow and the words "I Love Timmy" covered her. Guess no one is going to try and remove those buttons again. But Kennyon how come you aren't yellow?*
Kennyon: Sigh. . . the only way to get the yellow to go away is to kiss Timmy. Yuck! I am going to get Spaz for this.
*A green garden gnome runs up to Kennyon*
Kennyon: Not another one! I have like fifty of these things now.
GGG: You have been SPOCT!
Kennyon: Yeah yeah yeah. Dang those things. Anyway, today we are going to do something. . . .
*Wait. . . is the coffee break over?*
Kennyon: Well neither Jack or Mush is back yet. Lily said that they went. . . .
*Lily runs on stage*
Lily: They went to buy some more Twinkies.
*Lily approaches the camera and winks at Spaz*
Kennyon: Okay so the coffee break is over. *yelling* BACK TO YOUR PLACES EVERYONE!
*Everyone runs around the stage trying to get back into position. Legs runs through in a bathrobe with Elmo on it. Race is following her laughing*
Race: Come on, Tickle Me, Elmo!
Legs: He he he!
*Lily helps Crutchy into his costume for the next act. It's big blue over alls and a large yellow hat.*
Crutchy: This isn't a costume. I wear this outfit all the time. Does it look like a costume to you Lily?
Lily: You look Spiffy babe.
*Look someone we haven't seen for a while. . . It's Agua and Blink.*
Kid Blink: That was one of the best memories I ever made!
*They are running around wrapped in tarps! Hey guys those are my tarps!*
Agua: They're on to us! Run Blink.
Blink: I'm tryin, I'm tryin!
*I'm gunna get you two! Hey Spot?*
Spot: Yeah?
*How's poor Dreamer?*
Spot: She's looking for Timmy. She is going to kiss him then punch him. She'll probably get like four more buttons for it but she says it will be worth it. I already have six of 'em. When I get my hands on Katie and Delphie. . . .ooooo their going to pay.
*from a corner*
Katie: No we're not!
Delphie: This is so funny!
Katie: I know. Hey wait a minute? Delphie did you put this button on your back?
Delpie: Nu uh. Oh no, you don't think that the green garden gnomes would come after us do you?
Katie: No it isn't a Timmy button. . . It's a button with glasses on it.
Delphie: Look up there!
*Up in the rafters is the moustached stranger.*
Moustached Stranger: Mwah ha ha! I put it there you worm!
*When Kennyon hears his voice she runs onto the stage below him.*
Moustached Stranger: Kennyon, it is but a clue to my identity! *Twists his moustache* If your stupid so-called secret agents get their buts in gear then you might figure it out! Mwah ha ha!
*The moustached stranger disappears from the scene and Kennyon sighs*
Kennyon: *sigh* He didn't even kiss me goodbye that time!
Katie: Here Kennyon, this is the button he left.
Kennyon: Glasses, hmmm? I wonder what it could mean. Oh well. We don't have time to figure it out now. We have something important to do.
Delpie: We do?
Kennyon: Yup and it involves Katie.
Katie: Oh yeah! Is it ready yet?
Kennyon: Almost. We just need the newsies to come set it up.
*Spaz enters the scene accompied by Sureshot Higgins*
Sureshot: Are you ready to eat toast Katie? Hey what's this?
GGG: You have been SPOCT!
Sureshot: OOOOO, I heard about this!
Kennyon: You wanted to be SPOCT?
Sureshot: Well it beats not knowing who your moustached stranger is.
Kennyon: *thinks for a moment* No, it doesn't. I'm gunna get Timmy for this.
Sureshot: Why? It was them that put the Garden Gnomes up to this?
*Sureshot points to Spaz, Katie, and Delpie.*
Kennyon: But I like those guys. Timmy is just well. . . Timmy.
GGG: You have been SPOCT!
Kennyon: That's it! I now have *counts buttons* 89 buttons! They are overlapping each other and my shirt is getting heavy. TIMMY!!
*Timmy comes out.*
Timmy: Yeah Kennyon?
Kennyon: Look at me!
Timmy: You have a lot of buttons.
Kennyon: And do you know what the buttons say?
Timmy: Yes. They say "I LOVE TIMMY"!
*Timmy begins to dance around.*
Timmy: I love Timmy! I love Timmy! You're covered in buttons that say I love Timmy!
Delphie: Oh, he's so cute!
Kennyon: No he's not! Timmy stop, stop. Good. Now I need to get some of these off. So hold still.
Timmy: Oh, boy! Do I get more kisses?
Kennyon: Unfortunately. . . yes you do.
*Kennyon begins to pull off the buttons one by one while kissing Timmy each time. She just kisses him on the cheek because there is no preference to where you have to kiss him.*
Kennyon: 18. . . .
*Huh, this might take a while.*
Kennyon: 25. . .
*Oh, but this chapter has been shorter than her previous ones*
Kennyon: 31. . .
*She has to go all the way up to 89!*
Kennyon: 38. . .
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Kennyon: 47. . .
Timmy: *In a musical tone* Coffee Break, coffee break, everyone watch me shake!
*Timmy begins to shake in a way that is highly grotesque to the. . . .heya Kennyon?*
Kennyon: Yeah, Narrator?
*What the heck is that thing?*
Kennyon: What thing?
*Kennyon looks around and finds what the narrator is pointing at.*
Kennyon: Oh that. It's a green garden gnome. Spaz, oh how we love our Spaz, and a couple of her friends, have come up with an "organization" against me.
*What friends? Oh may I say that Timmy is still trying to shake his groove thing.*
Kennyon: Shhhh. . . Don't make fun of Timmy. You see Spaz, Delphie and PhoenixTBN, A.K.A Katie. Have created *breathes deeply* The Society of Prevention Of Cruelty to Timmy. In short S.P.O.C.T. They have hired those things, *points at the things* to be the cruel little henchmen. If they find anyone making fun of Timmy then they. . . ..Oh crap.
*What is it?*
Kennyon: See this?
*It's a button.*
Kennyon: Well read it.
*I Love Timmy!*
Green Garden Gnome: You have been S.P.O.C.T! Mwah ha ha ha!
*Wow.*
Spot: Did someone say my name?
Kennyon: No, the green garden gnomes said "SPOCT". Not Spot.
Spot: What the freak is. . . .Hey!
Dreamer: *Entering from backstage.* What's wrong honey?
Spot: I DO NOT LOVE TIMMY YOU STUPID GARDEN GNOME!
Green Garden Gnome: You have been SPOCT!
Dreamer: Here I will get it off for you!
Kennyon: No wait! Stop! Don't touch. . . ..them.
*Dreamer tried to remove the button but when she did something happened.*
Dreamer: What happened?
Kennyon: Look at your skin.
Dreamer: Wha...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
*Dreamer runs off the stage screaming. Her skin had turned the most awful color of yellow and the words "I Love Timmy" covered her. Guess no one is going to try and remove those buttons again. But Kennyon how come you aren't yellow?*
Kennyon: Sigh. . . the only way to get the yellow to go away is to kiss Timmy. Yuck! I am going to get Spaz for this.
*A green garden gnome runs up to Kennyon*
Kennyon: Not another one! I have like fifty of these things now.
GGG: You have been SPOCT!
Kennyon: Yeah yeah yeah. Dang those things. Anyway, today we are going to do something. . . .
*Wait. . . is the coffee break over?*
Kennyon: Well neither Jack or Mush is back yet. Lily said that they went. . . .
*Lily runs on stage*
Lily: They went to buy some more Twinkies.
*Lily approaches the camera and winks at Spaz*
Kennyon: Okay so the coffee break is over. *yelling* BACK TO YOUR PLACES EVERYONE!
*Everyone runs around the stage trying to get back into position. Legs runs through in a bathrobe with Elmo on it. Race is following her laughing*
Race: Come on, Tickle Me, Elmo!
Legs: He he he!
*Lily helps Crutchy into his costume for the next act. It's big blue over alls and a large yellow hat.*
Crutchy: This isn't a costume. I wear this outfit all the time. Does it look like a costume to you Lily?
Lily: You look Spiffy babe.
*Look someone we haven't seen for a while. . . It's Agua and Blink.*
Kid Blink: That was one of the best memories I ever made!
*They are running around wrapped in tarps! Hey guys those are my tarps!*
Agua: They're on to us! Run Blink.
Blink: I'm tryin, I'm tryin!
*I'm gunna get you two! Hey Spot?*
Spot: Yeah?
*How's poor Dreamer?*
Spot: She's looking for Timmy. She is going to kiss him then punch him. She'll probably get like four more buttons for it but she says it will be worth it. I already have six of 'em. When I get my hands on Katie and Delphie. . . .ooooo their going to pay.
*from a corner*
Katie: No we're not!
Delphie: This is so funny!
Katie: I know. Hey wait a minute? Delphie did you put this button on your back?
Delpie: Nu uh. Oh no, you don't think that the green garden gnomes would come after us do you?
Katie: No it isn't a Timmy button. . . It's a button with glasses on it.
Delphie: Look up there!
*Up in the rafters is the moustached stranger.*
Moustached Stranger: Mwah ha ha! I put it there you worm!
*When Kennyon hears his voice she runs onto the stage below him.*
Moustached Stranger: Kennyon, it is but a clue to my identity! *Twists his moustache* If your stupid so-called secret agents get their buts in gear then you might figure it out! Mwah ha ha!
*The moustached stranger disappears from the scene and Kennyon sighs*
Kennyon: *sigh* He didn't even kiss me goodbye that time!
Katie: Here Kennyon, this is the button he left.
Kennyon: Glasses, hmmm? I wonder what it could mean. Oh well. We don't have time to figure it out now. We have something important to do.
Delpie: We do?
Kennyon: Yup and it involves Katie.
Katie: Oh yeah! Is it ready yet?
Kennyon: Almost. We just need the newsies to come set it up.
*Spaz enters the scene accompied by Sureshot Higgins*
Sureshot: Are you ready to eat toast Katie? Hey what's this?
GGG: You have been SPOCT!
Sureshot: OOOOO, I heard about this!
Kennyon: You wanted to be SPOCT?
Sureshot: Well it beats not knowing who your moustached stranger is.
Kennyon: *thinks for a moment* No, it doesn't. I'm gunna get Timmy for this.
Sureshot: Why? It was them that put the Garden Gnomes up to this?
*Sureshot points to Spaz, Katie, and Delpie.*
Kennyon: But I like those guys. Timmy is just well. . . Timmy.
GGG: You have been SPOCT!
Kennyon: That's it! I now have *counts buttons* 89 buttons! They are overlapping each other and my shirt is getting heavy. TIMMY!!
*Timmy comes out.*
Timmy: Yeah Kennyon?
Kennyon: Look at me!
Timmy: You have a lot of buttons.
Kennyon: And do you know what the buttons say?
Timmy: Yes. They say "I LOVE TIMMY"!
*Timmy begins to dance around.*
Timmy: I love Timmy! I love Timmy! You're covered in buttons that say I love Timmy!
Delphie: Oh, he's so cute!
Kennyon: No he's not! Timmy stop, stop. Good. Now I need to get some of these off. So hold still.
Timmy: Oh, boy! Do I get more kisses?
Kennyon: Unfortunately. . . yes you do.
*Kennyon begins to pull off the buttons one by one while kissing Timmy each time. She just kisses him on the cheek because there is no preference to where you have to kiss him.*
Kennyon: 18. . . .
*Huh, this might take a while.*
Kennyon: 25. . .
*Oh, but this chapter has been shorter than her previous ones*
Kennyon: 31. . .
*She has to go all the way up to 89!*
Kennyon: 38. . .
*Oh well, please stay tuned for more exciting Kennyon's Comedy Hour after these messages from our sponsors!*
Kennyon: 47. . .